Khayanga Liz Jerusa

10/06/2024

25/05/2023

I have reached 1.5K followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

01/03/2023

Follow this page ,I will be happy

29/11/2022

I went to school with no book 📚 but return home with 7 books📚 what am I 🤣🤣🤣🤣

29/11/2022

Ukiomba mtu pesa alafu uone typing more than two minutes, mwambie awache tu ushapata... Sababu Ile explanation inakuja imeshida evidence ya Azimio 😅😅😅😂😂

29/11/2022

Alafu kuna zile relationship mwanaume ni mrembo kuliko dem yake.
K**a ya brian sitati na Khaoya becky😂

29/11/2022

Her:babe kwani uko wapi😬.
Me:niko huku kwa jirani.
Her:kwani kuna nini😟.
Me:kuna birthday party.
Her:ya nani?
Me:ya TUYU.
Her:TUYU ndo nani??
Me:Ata mimi sijui naskia tu wakisema happy birthday TUYU😑😅

29/11/2022

Ukiambiwa ufanyie harusi mahali mlipatana wewe unaona ukifanyia wapi😂😂🤔

29/11/2022

Nimefunga mlango niue nyoka🐍 Ghafla stima ikapotea😪😪.Saa hii niko juu ya meza nangojea usaidizi⚒️

29/11/2022

kiambu nkubaya hakuna wanaume 😂😂

29/11/2022

Uko single kupenda kwako ama sura ndio ilkataa.sema2 ukweli🙄🙄🙄

28/11/2022

Unamueka status 😍 unamueka profile 😍 unamueka wallpaper 😍 alafu mwingine anamueka mimba 😂😂😭💔

22/11/2022

Unaeza pigia bae wako magoti🛐kuomba msamaha ukimkosea🤭😁😂😂

22/11/2022

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ken, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".

A little while later, Ken returned to the shop.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?"

Ken looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife at home."

17/11/2022

TANGU ANISAVE KWA PHONE CHAPO MANDONDO AM HUMBLED😭😭

17/11/2022

ushai nyimwa nini kwa hii life😂😂

17/11/2022

Kutoka kwenu Hadi kwa kina bae wako ni pesa ngapi kufika uko 🚶🚔🏍️🚲🚁⛵ 🙄😒☹️

17/11/2022

Bibi anafaa akuite aje mbele ya wageni
🤷‍♀️😁😁

16/11/2022

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16/11/2022

Ex wako akikubuyier lunch unaweza kula🤔😀😆😂

16/11/2022

Nikikutana na ex wako nimuambie aje

16/11/2022

John Salary is 50 thousand
He gave his girlfriend 48 thousand
who is John 🙄😒😂•

16/11/2022

Taja uongo ulioambiwa utotoni ukaamini ni ukweli
😂😂😩😩

16/11/2022

I am feeling really humbled right now…there are 32k incredible people (like you) who have follow my page! Wow!!! Thank you so much to those of you who have checked out my page(The Budget Equestrian) and follow and subjected yourselves to my craziness on the vibes memes. At the time of writing this post, I have more than 1000 memes! If you haven’t checked any, you should go and see what I have to offer!
And please I need everyone of use to invite 50 people
This is a challenge and when done Dm for your gift 📦

16/11/2022

Mwanaume MZIMA unakunywa maji

Kwani unanyesha😂😂