30/09/2023
5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: π₯±π₯±πΉ
1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy leaves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.π
2. Whenever thunder strikes, someone must shout "I will confess" and After the person confess, the next thing is to die.πΆπΆ
3. When A rich prince and a poor village boy is dragging a girl, the rich prince is just fooling himself because the poor village boy will win.ππ
4. When a poor boy is blowing a flute in the bush, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must fall in love.π
5. Nigerian movie has taught us that madness starts with laughter.
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