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20/11/2019

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19/11/2019

Blissfully ✨

19/11/2019

Cosmic Desert View ✨

30/03/2018

Truee😊

02/12/2016

Timeline Photos

02/12/2015

Ek Student prarthna mein bhagwan se bola:
1 Dollar ki keemat 66 rupees tak pohchai, Petrol ki 70 rupees tak, Dudh ki 60 rupees tak, Onion ki 80 rupees aur Dal 160 tak!!!!
Lekin phir bhi aapka lakh-lakh shukar hai bhagwan...
Passing marks aaj bhi 35 hi rakhe hai ! warna vaat lag jati..
😇😂😂
With Love from Last Bench Association..

14/04/2015

She - I will accept your proposal only if you
proposed me
in the shortest way
Me - degi ???
"Blocked"

25/02/2015

He : What is your name ?
She : My name is Asha And urs ?
He : My name is Lumia.. xD
She: *Blocked*

25/02/2015

Pyar Kya hai.. ??
P:" Phone Karo =Paise ki barbadi.
Y:" Yaad Karo= Dimag ko tension.
A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat
dekho.
R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat
hanso..
Toh tension mat lo yaar,
Mat karo Pyar vyaar :P

25/02/2015

The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By
Every Girlfriend IsÂ°
"Khao Meri Qasam"!!! í ½í¹í ½í¹
Agree guys.. (Y)

23/02/2015

Beta, bolo Daddy."..
Child - mummy..
Dad - beta bolo Daddy..
Child -mummy..
Dad - "teri maa ki.. Daddy bol saale...."
All of d sudden mom enters....
Mummy - "beta say MUMMY......."
Child - Teri maa ki....
Mummy - "WHAT?? WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS ??""
Child - DADDY

23/02/2015

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too.
MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha...

23/02/2015

Badhti mehngai & ghat-ti aamdani
dekhkar, aisa
lagta hai ki
ek aam aadmi ko AADHAR card nahi
UDHAR Card ki zarurat hai.!

23/02/2015

REAL TENSION.....:P :)
Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them?
Husband had long discussion with wife & said"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more"
Joke doesn't end here ..
9 months later.......They got twins :P :P :)

22/02/2015

Height of prank call
😕Hello pooja hai...?
Nahi...
To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!

Height of irritating someone:"
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..

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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
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✔Ek aur...
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
✔Ek aur...
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !................................
✔ Baslast..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??

One more Height of prank call.
😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up
After some time again
😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up
And again
😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up

And one more time
😕Hello Popatlal hai?
haan hai bol, kya chahiye
chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........:P

22/02/2015

Girl to Boy- Tum kitne bhai behan ho..
Boy- 6
Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
Boy- Tum kitne ho.
Girl- 1
Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!

22/02/2015

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!!
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!! :P

22/02/2015

INCREDIBLE INDIANS!
TV ke REMOTE ko zor zor se dabayenge,
Use Thokenge, Par!
Usme Nayi BATTERIES Nhi LAGAYENGE!

22/02/2015

I told my mom that the soup she made wasn't too good and suddenly... ;-O
my future wife is getting lot of abuses!
..?? O_o
I m sry baby.. :P

22/02/2015

An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain..
She can't speak Spanish..
Each time she wants to buy
chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs
to enable the seller understand her...
This went on for sometime..
One day she wanted to buy
banana..
So She took her husband to the shop..
(dont laugh, listen kamino)
Dirty minds
Know Why ??
Because her husband can speak Spanish!!!
Soch badlo..desh badlega.! :P

16/02/2015

Who is a Boy?
Boy wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to..
Waha bhi kehte hai:
“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi..??
kya maal hai yaar" :P

12/02/2015

Respect one sided lovers...
They keep loving You unconditionally
No matter how You treat them...
Loving someone without expecting to Get the same love Back is something Not each one of us can Do

11/02/2015

A sweet conversation between a boy and a girl after breakup
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty
(She thinks in mind.. Is she really pretty than me)
Boy: Ya , she is !!
(He thinks in mind ... But you're still the most beutiful girl I know)
Girl: l heard that she is funny and amazing.
(All the stuff that i was not)
Boy: Sure she is....
( But she is nothing compared to you. )
Girl: Well , I hope you both last.
(We never did)
Boy: I hope you do too
(What happened to You & Me?)
Girl: Well I gotta go
( Before I start crying)
Boy: You too
( I hope you don't cry)
Girl: Bye
( I still love you and miss you)
What you think 'Love' is always 'Beutiful' when it's true.

11/02/2015

*Calls up the radio station*
Me - Hi, I'd like you play the song 'Tu hai ke nahi' from the movie Roy
RJ - Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful
song?
Me - To my pocket money :P

11/02/2015

Once an Oldman was waiting 4 train
Boy: Whats the time?.
Oldman: Sorry..
Boy: Time?.
Oldman: No!.
Boy: Why?.
Oldman: If I tell u the time, u will ask me my name , job , etc. Then both of us will b frank.
Maybe you get seat beside me . U may go 2 same city.
My daughter will come to receive me. She is very beutiful. U both may fall in love. Den she might insist to marry u & I dont wann a son in law who doesnt even have a watch!
Boy : Bohot harami ho uncle aap.

10/02/2015

Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women?
Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love...
Because no woman would die for love... :P

09/02/2015

Story Of Newton's Law
"A Cow Was Walking,Newton Stopped It!
Cow Stopped,
He Found His 1st Law..
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the
Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated the 2nd Law,
"F = MA"
After Sometimes the Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated the 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION

09/02/2015

Machchar Ko Marne Se
Shikari Nahi Ban Jaoge
Wah.. Wah
Machchar...ko Marne Se.
Shikari... Nahi Ban Jaoge.
Waw Waw Waw
Ye Post Like Karne Se
Bhikari Nahi Ban Jaoge :P

09/02/2015

Wild Avengers's cover photo

09/02/2015

Girl~ *Phone Beeps*
Wow! My Sweetheart Texted Me.
Boy~ *Phone Beeps*
Wow! My Darling Texted Me.
Me~ *Phone Beeps*
Wow! Vodaphone Texted Me.

08/02/2015

Never met,
never got a chance to feel,
never
touched,
just talking over the phone and
late night chats made them fall in Love with each other !!

08/02/2015

Dear girls,
not every time
a guy wants to propose you,
some of them have direct plans for marriage! :P

08/02/2015

happy Rose day to all the girls

04/02/2015

Innocent Love: heart emoticon
Nursery class me 1 bachay ne apne dono hath se kaan band kar liye
Kyunki ek cute little girl speech kar rahi thi
Us ke friend ne poocha ke tum ne apny kaan q band kar liye hai?
He Replied : ''Alle wo meli galfend hy, Aur wo ispich shuru kalty hi kahe gi,
"My deal brothels and sistels"
To fil mela to popat ho jaye ga na. :P

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