Row Z

19/11/2022

⚽️ NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 📢!

and .East.Official have a brand new World Cup show on !

Throughout the tournament they’ll be joined by comedians, journalists, activists and campaigners, ex-pros and more, as we look at EVERY aspect of one of the most controversial sporting events in history.

This isn’t a show that will pander to FIFA’s sport-washing and will examine the dark side of this World Cup but as fans we will still be covering and reporting on the football and all it’s goings-on; from the sublime, to the silly and don’t worry, there will still be plenty of k**b jokes.

We know that almost all football fans feel morally compromised by Qatar 22 and we’re no different, so we wanted to make something that hopefully adds to the chorus of outrage around this World Cup, going where a lot of official broadcasters and those with corporate sponsors are unable to but equally covers it as a fun, irreverent football show, as Row Z has always done.

The first episode is live on Fubar’s website (LINK IN BIO) and we would love it if you were able to listen, tell your friends and support the show.

Thanks and enjoy! 😀

05/08/2022

⚽️ FACE OFF AGAINST THE ROW Z TEAM IN OUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE! ⚽️
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We’ve received a lot of flack off viewers for who we support in football, so it’s time for you guys to step up to the plate… 👀
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It couldn’t be easier to sign up, just click the link in our bio OR tap the link in our stories and enter this password: 1uelvb
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You’ll then be entered into the Fantasy Football League for this season! The deadline to sign up is FRIDAY 5TH AUGUST at 7 P.M. so make sure you’re entered before then!
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We can’t wait to see who comes out top of the league! 🤣
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11/04/2022

Do you agree with Hannah’s positive outlook on Arsenal’s future? 👀
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02/04/2022

Joe swindling the kids in Reception... 👀
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12/03/2022

It’s hard not to love a good laugh 🤣
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09/03/2022

Who saw this coming? 😳
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04/03/2022

ALERT! Row Z has been nominated for a Sports Podcast Award! 🥳
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You can click the link in our Stories or the Awards highlight in our bio to register and vote for us in the Comedy category! We appreciate every single vote we get, and the chance to have been nominated for this award is insane! 🤯
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11/02/2022

New episode out today! Carpet Kebab and Erotic Diagrams

Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East tirade; we muse over the most appropriate attire for a player unveiling after Glenn Hoddle’s scathing comments about Dele Alli’s outfit at Everton and we have our obligatory ‘Is Declan Rice the best player in football history blah blah blah?’ discussion. We also chat about Steve Bruce managerial comeback at West Brom and discuss his former teammate Roy Keane's return to the dugout at Sunderland however, then Mike left... and it descended into Joe and Hannah seeing which body parts they can fit in their mouth and discussing what food it’s ok to eat off the floor. Oh and the ‘Mike vs Joe’s Mum’ Beef goes nuclear. Enjoy!

Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS AWARDS!

And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :)

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Ummmm, so where do we begin? Ok so there’s plenty of post-FA Cup chat, as we discuss Manchester United’s exit at home at the hands of Middlesbrough, leading to a classic Hannah East ti...

05/02/2022

This week we round-up the transfer window and assess Frank Lampard’s chances of keeping his new-look Everton side in the Premier League, ask does Conte finally have players he can count on at Spurs and Nicole Holliday joins the gang to talk all things Arsenal and Aubameyang.
PLUS, the team have mixed reviews of their recent spa days as Mike gets flustered, Hannah gets delirious and Joe gets injured. Oh and there’s also some stuff about tattoos that we’d like to apologise for in advance! Enjoy!

Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS!

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And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :)

02/02/2022

Just a casual tube-sighting 👀 😬
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25/01/2022

Ummm, well it’s a ‘varied’ show! We discuss Spurs record-breaking comeback against Leicester in the Premier League; ask what next for Rafa Benitez and Everton; plus we talk about crisis club Manchester United and wonder whether the relationship between Thomas Tuchel and Romelu Lukaku is beyond repair. PLUS, Joe opens up about his unusual skincare regime, Mike eats some humble pie and Hannah takes us behind the scenes at her local salon… not for the faint-hearted. Enjoy!

Don't forget, you can register and vote for us in the COMEDY category at the SPORTS PODCAST AWARDS!

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And if you like the show, please rate, review and subscribe! :)

25/01/2022

Over to you Hannah 👀 😬
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14/01/2022

In an episode teetering on the edge of chaos, we discuss the fallout from the FA Cup Third Round, as Mike gets crabby about Lewis Grabban’s beard. There’s also some Spurs chat, as Joe fights back the tears after Tottenham are knocked out of the Carabao Cup and we wonder whether Spurs might soon be facing life without Conte! However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of rambling about how much we fancy Idris Elba, Hannah outdoes herself with her inability to pronounce any normal words and an innocent chat about cats and cucumbers leads to a few surprises! Enjoy😊

And if you like the show, please vote for us in the SPORTS COMEDY category at the Sports Podcast Awards: https://sportspodcastawards.com/auth/register

13/01/2022

Tell her how you really feel, Lukaku 👀
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07/01/2022

This week we ask, have Spurs scuppered there chances of silverware against Chelsea? Can Ralf Rangnick save Manchester United? And can Burnley really go down!? But don’t worry, there’s also stories of Joe making friends in hospital, how to ask for a foot stool in Scotland and an extremely elongated bit about bananas, Enjoy!

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31/12/2021

It’s a New Year’s Eve special as we look back on an overstuffed turkey of Christmas football, wonder what on earth is happening with Leicester; ask are Arsenal actually any good and contemplate whether Conte can take Tottenham into the Top 4? There’s also a traditional Hannah vs Manchester United rant, while Mike is feeling festive, as he offers up some kind words for Spurs. PLUS, there’s fish metaphors, we find out what the Easts got up to in an Ibiza VIP area and how to ruin a lovely day out with your grandkids.

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31/12/2021

This week we talk about a couple of ding-dong games in North London, as Spurs entertain Liverpool and West Ham in the space of a few days. We ask, again, what on earth is wrong with Leeds and we wonder if Jurgen Klopp needs to ask Santa for a new attitude this Christmas.

Plus, we talk embarrassing body parts, find out what Joe used to ask girls to lick in clubs and Hannah has some more homespun advice, this time involving a fresh sheet of clingfilm and some oil…

We also have a massive shout for Izzy Brown and a brave Preston fan who remind us how far kindness can go and show us, ...

Merry Christmas and enjoy!

17/12/2021

It’s our 30th episode and we’re celebrating the festive season in style! We ask what’s wrong with Leeds? Is Steven Gerrard secretly the greatest manager in the history of football and look back on a Champions League draw that was so good, they did it twice! Plus, there are presents (well for Hannah and Mike anyway), Hannah nearly chokes on a festive treat and Joe has a shocking confession to get you all in the mood for Christmas. Oh and we have a very exciting announcement. Enjoy!

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09/12/2021

Before next week's Christmas extravaganza we thought we'd drop a our final Best Bits of the year as a massive thank you for all your support! So prepare yourself for moving ni***es, Ole's bank account, upsetting Wayne Rooney, sexy jingles and stolen biscuits. Enjoy!

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07/12/2021

With Mike away at Beardfest 2021, Joe and Hannah are left to their own devices and weirdly, there is actually some football chat. Joe gives his uneducated opinion on what Spurs need to do to keep Antonio Conte happy in the January Transfer Window, while Hannah sticks up for Michael Carrick and Manchester United. There's also some Messi, Lewandowski and Ballon D'Or chat, as Joe and Hannah describe times they've been stitched up, plus there's more of Hannah wanging on about when she was on 'the TV show Gladiators', while Joe relives some serious trauma from a trip to Germany.

29/11/2021

Things start fairly normally, as we look at Ole's legacy at Manchester United, Arsenal's Anfield annihilation and Antonio Conte's first Premier League win as Spurs boss. Mike also waxes lyrical about Reece James as we question how you can fit the Chelsea right back and Liverpool's Trent Alexander-Arnold into Gareth Southgate's England team. However, the second half of the pod is not for the faint-hearted as Hannah goes into graphic detail about, well, everything and Mike has an innovative use for his little finger...

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19/11/2021

The Premier League is back from the international break with a Mardi Gras of managerial mayhem, as we discuss the comings and goings at Villa, Norwich and Newcastle. Meanwhile Mike isn't sure about Arsenal's apparent progress, Hannah's back to her favourite seat right on top of the old fence and Joe may have to worry about potential legal proceedings from Wayne Rooney. Enjoy!

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12/11/2021

Eddie Who!?

12/11/2021

Literally every football fan, every season...

12/11/2021

It's international break so we're having an entirely undeserved holiday but to satiate your need for silliness, we have some of our favourite bits from from the last month. Including and .East.Official proving they're reactionary idiots who will attack a manager one week and praise them the next; shedding a little tear over his hero; plus there's some questionable contraceptive advice, we discover Hannah's family are just as weird as her and of course, plenty of toe action. Enjoy!

05/11/2021

Joe changes his tune again as Conte arrives at Spurs, while Hannah does her best impression of a beleaguered MP and Mike gets wistful over Jeff Stelling. Plus we wince over Dusan Tadic's unfortunate meeting with the woodwork, we discover that Hannah's kids are just as weird as her and of course... there's more feet action!

29/10/2021

This week a thoroughly miserable Hannah talks us through United's spanking at the hands of arch-rivals Liverpool and we ask, why on Earth can't Jadon Sancho get a game? Plus there's yet more toe action and we find out what happened on Hannah's Hen Do!

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23/10/2021

This week we all feel a bit sorry for Steve Bruce and just want him to know, that Row Z loves him. Meanwhile Hannah feels anxious about Manchester United, Joe is on top of the world with Tottenham and Mike shows us why he never quite made it to Judge's Houses on The X Factor. There's also fantasies about beardy football managers, some very inadvisable driving and stories about workplace hanky panky. So all in all... a normal week.

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