The Port Comet

02/08/2024

Inspired by the guys who took a van load of Bucky to the Euros in Germany… I’m taking 10,000 units of these to Callais. Right, Achmed, Mon I’ll show you roon The Port

18/03/2024

18/03/2024

Hope you aw had good craic

26/12/2023

In collaboration with ‘House of fan’

20/11/2023

Sounds like a threat

23/06/2023

Trips under the Clyde. Visit a 2016 Tesco Trolly. £30. Serious enquiries only please.

24/05/2023

R.I.P Tiny Tempah 🥲

23/04/2023

gamberro18

13/04/2023

Ruin a film title by changing one word to DAFTIE

12/04/2023

Local News Headlines in Scotland be like:

ANGUS AND JEAN McMURTY HEAD OFF ON A TARTAN WALK FOR THE HECTOR NUG-DUFFY CHARITY ARMED WITH TOFFEE APPLES AND TABLET FOR A TEN MILE WALK ROUND THE BEN OF MUCKMOYLAND

10/04/2023

HAW! YOU! HEY! WANT TAE WIN A HOOSE? A BIG HOOSE? IS YOUR HOOSE RUBBISH? YE WANT A BIG HOOSE WORTH MULLIONS? MON CLICK TO WIN A HOOSE. YER DREAM HOOSE. YE NO WANT A DREAM HOOSE? HOW NO? MON BUY A TICKET FOR A DREAM HOOSE. SEE AND HEAR ABOOT DREAM HOOSE ON THE TELLY, THE RADIO, THE FACEBOOK, THE TWITTIT, THE INSTO, THE TINERNUT, SEE THIS HOOSE AND WANT IT. LOOK AT YE SITTIN ER WI NAE BIG HOOSE. YER STUPIT WI NAE BIG HOOSE. HURRY UP AND BUY A TICKET FOR THE BIG HOOSE. OH AND.. A MOTOR. AND CASH. HUNNERS. MON.

08/04/2023

https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop-scotrail-removing-fast-trains-from-inverclyde?source=facebook-share-button&time=1680869022&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=facebook&share=f625f8d8-a8a1-4a2b-ba9b-b4d21c59415a&fbclid=IwAR3S8wP7pRVhT0TUKQDWCZv9CttyGWa0JEWwnDhNKxN6dEDsish830oA5BQ

By joining this campaign you can make your voice heard and tell ScotRail and the Scottish Government that we do not want these services cut.

31/03/2023

The Greenock tele sit in court taking notes and have literally nothing to print except daily updates on who’s in court. Usually for the snidest of crimes. It’s not Journalism. It’s a two-bob gossip column. This toon deserves a better class of gutter press.

27/03/2023

Tory Government: Change leaders 4 times with life changing disaster after disaster for the UK. BBC remind us every day. It’s all under control. We have little to worry about.

SNP: Change Leader once. BBC remind us every day OMG! SCOTLAND WILL HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERY DREAM THE’VE EVER HAD.

More determined than ever. Get Westminster right in the bin.

19/03/2023

Right. Cheers, Maw. 👍🏻

11/03/2023

The Port Comet will not be available to host MOTD.

The Port Comet will be available to eat space raiders in our pajamas and watch Star Wars.

08/03/2023

Happy international wummins day