23/01/2025
San Niguel - Glastonbury ( We Can’t See The Band For The Flags )
Live at the Georgian Theatre Stockton - 18/01/2025
Sing Along with San Niguel
Well we’re here in Glastonbury,
And I’ve walked ten miles with a tent on my back,
And everyone’s getting merry,
I got my beer, got my wellies, got my big anorak,
And the rain comes down and I’ve still got a smile on my face,
There’s a smell of w**d and it’s drifting all over the place,
But it hides the smell of the porta-loos and the sweat from the bloke next to me,
Come on lads were off to watch Kylie.
But there’s something here that’s really hard to bare,
There’s Yorkshire here and there’s Scotland over there,
There’s a blow up doll flying on a stick,
There’s a gay pride rainbow getting in the mix,
Its self-entitlement and it’s just sick.
Cos we can’t see the band for the flags,
I’m staring at the pyramid stage, through a sea of rags,
Just wanna glimpse of Kylie Minogue,
It’s making me really mad,
We can’t see the band for the flags.
So this is Glastonbury
I don’t really think that I can handle this,
I should have watched it on the telly,
And now I’ve just been hit by a flying cup of p**s,
And there’s a girl on the shoulders of the guy in front of me,
And the crack of her arse is all that I can see,
I want Wolverhampton Wanderers, to go and wander off,
Take Jolly Rodger with you cos I’ve jolly well had enough,
Its cost me a fortune to get in here this isn’t what I planned,
All we want to do is see the band.
Cos we can’t see the band for the flags,
I’m staring at the pyramid stage, through a sea of rags,
Just wanna glimpse of Kylie Minogue,
It’s making me really mad,
We can’t see the band for the flags.
So my plan at Glastonbury is to try and get myself down to the front,
Its gonna have to be a crowd surf It’s the only way that I can get it done,
But now I’m spinning around, get out of my way,
The locomotion’s on the wrong tracks today,
Well I should be so lucky but now I’m further back
I’m over by the burger vans and I don’t want a snack,
Kylies done her bit, she’s gone and packed her bags
And I can’t see the band for the flags,
Cos we can’t see the band for the flags,
I’m staring at the pyramid stage, through a sea of rags,
Just wanna glimpse of Kylie Minogue,
It’s making me really sad,
We can’t see the band it’s getting out of hand,
Cos we can’t see the band for the flags.