02/12/2025
CHRONICLE OF A HEAVENLY STONE-TAARIIKHDA DHAGAXII JANNADA-
My dear Issas brothers, Ever since I dared to share this article titled so poetically provocative, "The Kingdom of the Imaginary Xeer, When Local Mythology Turns to Divine Comedy" I find myself assaulted from all sides by a torrent of insults, without the slightest constructive response to support your dislike. Criticism, such a valuable tool for thinking and avoiding illogical drifts, But in your home, when it comes from an Afar, it's automatically perceived as a lethal attack, even if it could save your bet. Me, I do it out of pure neighborhood duty, it is said that the lost sheep must be brought back to the crib, right? To help them find themselves and understand what absurd prank they've gotten themselves into.
To my knowledge, the Ougass is supposed to be a wise spiritual leader, a craftsman of social cohesion, brotherhood and peace, a peacemaker who soothes tensions between communities. Yet, since the enthronement of this young Ougass oh, what a prodigy of modernity, the Issas have known nothing but incessant conflict with the neighbours, destabilizing the entire region. So where did the sacred role of the Ougass go? Instead of embodying wisdom and quenching the flames, he seems to be the chief instigator of all the woes that have plagued you over the last six years.
Patented provocateur rather than an enlightened mediator, he is obviously piloted by the regime, spinning to the political winds like a high-tech carousel. Doesn't this give you food for thought my brothers? Or do you prefer to keep applauding the show?
Besides, is it really necessary to cause explosive tensions, risking human casualties, to celebrate a simple book? So much noise and sacrifices for a sacred work called Xeer, a customary law that most of the youth screaming on social media don't even know the content. So translate it, and maybe the feverish excitement and unnecessary risks will magically disappear. Suppose celebration triumphs: what grand impact in perspective? We know the Qur'an is sent down from heaven, but will this book fly in reverse, blessed by the Ougass, to join the stars? What an ironic ascent for a local myth. One thing is sure UNESCO doesn't give a f**k about your celebration
Look it face to face, for once. I know that in your home, whenever one of yours opens his mouth, it's a prophet's word even if he's a patented charlatan. It's part of the culture, you can't help it, but what's stopping you from thinking for a moment?
At least know this: the Ougass has no control over his power; he is remote-controlled like a puppet. And knowing that he's an avid PlayStation fan, passionate about video games, receiving the latest PS5 on the GR budget every year his favorite pastime, imagine the depth of this young man's decisions for an entire Issas community. A spiritual leader joystick in hand: that's what inspires confidence, right?
So put aside, even for five minutes, this visceral hatred towards Afars and other communities. Issa flag of greatness lower, and take time to reflect. Come back to yourself, and you'll finally see in which chaotic direction you're heading. Who knows, maybe this little break will save you from turning a divine comedy into a very real tragedy.
Reff LAAQO XAAGU
by Ali Goobaad
