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star.geezers Turning sad tunes into joyful refrains,
healing the culture, breaking the chains. IG: rhode_runnerz

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With feel-good music, we’ll rise and we’ll shine

Let’s lift up the world

1 note at a time!

24/11/2024

Strolling past defence mechanisms since 1991

😏😶‍🌫️🫥 _

Vicky Foxcroft!!Gunner B no lead in this slack if u pick up 4A chat!!!!! *it rhymed doh!! 🫥*Tried tagging u as we’r...
18/11/2024

Vicky Foxcroft!!

Gunner B no lead in this slack if u pick up 4A chat!!!!! *it rhymed doh!! 🫥*

Tried tagging u as we’re friends but u obviously saw the dodgy friends list I’m rolling wid n done likkle Ju-Ju on ur settings… don’t blame u but hope u see this!!!! 😐😬😐

Lord Nightmare of London, Couchchillers n da rest u ‘Dem P’s’ whatever ya call ya’selvs….

Hi, I’m L🤡😬N€¥!!

THEE Man mumma dun warn u bout!!

Nice to meet uno 😬

😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

Yer bruzzer Lucks.. Sometimes I av to remind em..I could bury most rappers intellectual word playGift wrap my epiphanies...
18/11/2024

Yer bruzzer Lucks.. Sometimes I av to remind em..

I could bury most rappers intellectual word play

Gift wrap my epiphanies n sell em on EBay

Whose dat?! Click clack, get down was our way

But 97” at the ‘Ville’ no stations to play

Come from a time of real Dons like Sensei..

Done it on our ones not choirs like Bublé.

The roads my roots like Kunta Kentay

Run gyal like Jam down 4 x relay!!

When they talk bout L👀N€¥ don’t listen to hear say..

They talk n talk cos they can’t step my way.

When they step to my face, trusss God dis child’s play

But my Agenda is Humble no black just grey..

Let’s raise awareness 4 Sickle Cell like Gens like “Yung Spray”

And if we all stand 2gether we’ll get there some day!!!

🙏🏽🙄😶‍🌫️🫥 _

04/11/2024

This is a man’s man’s man’s man’s world but it wouldn’t be nothing without….
Tanner and your girrrrrrrrrl 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

03/11/2024

Mmaaaan!! If the local cats continue pi***ng right underneath my bathroom window and my garden door and stinking my yard out Dutchess getting a fur coat 4 Xmas!! 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

03/11/2024

If you wanna watch a ‘Alpha’ stroll up to the very racist Market Trader who’s family would never have the roaring trade selling Asparagus, King Edwards or tomatoes anywhere in London (even if she sold any) but thinks it’s cool to stand on a 📦 throwing bananas, mangos, yams and s**t loads of abuse at the customers.. see me stroll up verbally destroy and humble in a way you’ve never seen before and shall never see again..

turn up and start life streaming outside TK Max Lewisham as I start piloting for HUMBLE AGENDA on Tik Tok.. I had to remove my mouth brace, drop them in the weighing scales before showing the family the size of knuckles and let them feel the elegant and articulate raft of Thee I man’s Tounge!!

Tell u the time Friday

Wouldn’t it be lovely to have an array of stalls representing all the beautiful cultures of London run by different cultures and secured by community led organisations like who’s tremendous voluntary work goes too unnoticed..

Imma make it happen 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

03/11/2024

I’m a ‘Pro Black Non Racist devoted to making London Safer and everyone’s culture equal here

😇🙃🤡🙃😶‍🌫️🫥 _

03/11/2024

Just got asked what’s my type!!
😂😁😬😬🫨🫨🤪😐😐.. Foo!!!

Any type I ever wanted I already done had… as u know!!

So now I don’t have one.. 😬😶‍🌫️🫥 _

01/11/2024

Literally spend half the day looking for stuff I had 2 minutes ago … 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

01/11/2024

Oi my guys!! Why u never tell me beards were so therapeutic to twiddle!?
Damn… might locks this s #!% up!!

😬😶‍🌫️🫥 _

01/11/2024

Try refurbishing a whole flat that’s corked with exiting distractions with OCD…
I definitely didn’t plan this properly….
🗣️HEEEEELP!!!! 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

01/11/2024

Once I’ve recovered from this tiny hernia re op I’m milking I can get all this tiling, engineered flooring, wall cladding in the hallway then finally the original floors sanded,stained marine blue and laquered 90% lacquer which with all the rest of the materials and tools have sat untouched since the lil tiny ache progressed.. Hold up.. who am I even typing to and why am I even bothered to tell u?? Don’t know but I started do I’ll finish 😬 Nah that’s about it.. from there I’ll just beg people to hang chandeliers and do all the smart home shat pulled in boxes all over my likkle palace.. Anyways forgot still gotta get bro to finish building the wardrobe and get the bed where Tan sleeps and plug him in a corner next to my vocal booth..
Anyways dinner and after parties after the gig go be craaaaaazy!!
My loved ones feel free.. U no I don’t do invites.. and ring me, don’t inbox me..

😉😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

31/10/2024

I ate a lemon wafer last night.. I don’t actually know why but thought come on it’s almost 6 months with no sugar.. spoil yourself!!
Never doing sweet again unless it’s lip gloss 😐😶‍🌫️🫥 _

31/10/2024

By the grace of the our Father 🙏🏽

‘CAMO COLOURED DREAMS’ the 1st release from the ‘HUMBLE AGENDA Vol 1’ EP out next summer will not only flip the UK Dance scene on it’s head next year and have fellow songwriters heading back to the drawing boards.. (Calvin.. tek time start packing!!)
and by Xmas most British soul/RnB, grime artists will definitely know who the hell myself ‘LO@N£Y GOONZ’ iz and my team the ‘R RUNN£RZ’ 🦍 …
but the platform & ‘HEAL THE CULTURES’ I retired from a 10 ur

😉😘😶‍🌫️🫥 _

27/10/2024

If you follow the content creators in my story’s and mention ‘Huggz’ then u will be part of the Journey next year to Heal all of our beautiful cultures…

Thank u!!! 😬🙏🏽

*yer bitch, mwah has a nice side!!

😐😑😶‍🌫️🫥 _

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