Su Mi

16/01/2025

WELL ILL BE DAMNED 25% off TICKETS FOR MY NEW SHOW?!?!?!?!!!?!
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
🎟️ 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️

DONT SAY I DON’T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
I COOK I CLEAN I BAKE I SHAKE
AND NOW THIS

YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT

OFFER IS ONLY TILL NEXT WEEK MONDAY SO YOU BETTER GET ON THAT CAMEL MATE
YOUVE BEEN WARNED

LINK IN BIO

14/01/2025

ASIAN Q***R JOY CELEBRATION 💋💋💋💋
A reminder that there are so many different sexy spicy flavas of Asian.

And mine happens to be corn. 🌽

ASIAN Q***RNESS is often under represented in the media and growing up I found zero to none representation. A lot of q***r asian kids like myself have had to lead double lives, hiding relationships and never fully being authentically true to who we are in fear of disrespecting family , culture and religion.

That’s why this is just so beautiful 💎💜💎

Thanks to artistic creative direction 💋 and

23/12/2024

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 🚨 ‼️ 👹🥵 💦

BRINGING A BRAND NEW WIPPYWOO TO THE
?!?!?!?!?!?!

🎟️ TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE IN MY BIO SO SNAP THEM UP FAST TRACK BABY 👶

WATCH ME DO SOME INSANE NEW MOVES N PULL SOME SICKKKKKK SHAPES ( AND MAYBE A HAMSTRING OR TOO)

APRIL 12th BLOODY APRILS FOOLS YOUD BE A FOOL YOU ARE A FOOL I AM A FOOL

7:40pm 📣📣📣📣

💋👹💦‼️💚👹💦💋👹🥹

04/12/2024

IS THIS WHAT U WANTED WELL WERE GIVING IT TO YOU. 💦 YOURS TRULY AND MY SWEET N SPICY 🌶️ BABY BELL PEPPA
R HOSTING DRAG BRUNCH THIS SUNDAY ?!?!?????!!??!???? 🤯💦🤯💦🤯💦🌟💋💋💋💋💋 🔥 PORSCHA X THISMOTHERPHUCKER WHAT A TREAT
GET YOUR TIX NOW AND JOIN US FOR FUN N GAMES N I MIGHT GET MY COQ OUT BUT WHATS NEW
ALSO WILD STORY ME AND PORSCHA HAVE ACTUALLY KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE WE WERE 17
HAHAHAHAHAHA PLOT MOTHERPHUCKING TWIST
Slide for (baby cakes first drag?!?! With Gandalf)?!?!?!?! ERROR 101 AND YES I WAS A BIG OLD KNOBBY EMO 🖤 sCeNe KiD BiG SUPrIsE NoT ReAlLy

14/11/2024

HEY MAN IM JUST A NICE GUY WORKING A 9-5 TRYING TO FEED MY WIFE AND KIDS
GOO GA GA 💅

I LOVE THANk yoU EVeRyOnE
U R My SWEet SWeAtY ANGeLs 👼 Of the NiGHt 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋🩷🩷🩷🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

MASSIEVE credit to 📸 💚

11/09/2024

ESTATIC to announce 📢 I shall be joining our cohort for Laughing Matters - an ESEA Comedy Talent Development Lab produced by MilkTea 🧋 and supported by the BBC.

✨ Bruce Tang
✨ Calif Chong
✨ Christy Ku
✨ Heidi Carmichael
✨ Jacqui Bardelang
✨ Jemma Moore
✨ Martin Ng Wong
✨ Marty Quell
✨ Shannon Ong Yi Jie
✨ Su Mi
✨ Vera Chok

Over the next few months our cohort will get to know each other and collaborate on making comedy!

Watch this space to see what we create!

28/06/2024

TONIGHT Catch me fannying about at the NEW SCISSOR ✂️ STAGE from 12pm - 3am , with otherworldly DJ SETS AND a *SECRET* line up SSsSssShHhHhHhh. Wetting my knickknacks in xcitement OhOhoHoHoh ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 If about glasto gimme a shout let’s have a boogiewoogies

22/06/2024

HOLYMOLY LOOKS LIKE MY FREAKY BUTT IS HEADING TO GLASTONBURY FESTIVALNEXT WEEK 🌶️❤️❤️‍🔥💦💦✂️✂️✂️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I will be HOSTING Kikis disco space from 12pm-3am on the Friday night at the AMAZING Glastonbury Festival’s THE NEW Q***R VENUE, Scissors !! ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
Scissors is a femme-q***r space located in The Park and is a magical wonderland where anything can (and does!) happen.
I AM SO TRES excited 💦💦💦 and couldn’t of done it without the amazing 💜💚💚💜


curated by
concept + design by .buckley

29/04/2024

WELL NOW LOOKY 👀 HERE. 🤯🤯🤯🤯Seems as though this yellow bellied, lily livered rootin tootin no good corny 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 nightmare has somehow farted 💨 his way into becoming a Drag King finalist 2024 🫡🫡 🕺🕺🕺🕺

MAJOR huge thanks to , life changing host with the most 💅 and the judges of excellence on taking a chance on this corny boy 💖💖💖💖💎💎💎
Also the incredible acts was an absolute ST0nkin night of life changing talent. Thank you being so kind to me 💖🌟💖🌟

screaming at the top of our lungs for more accessibility to venues/ ALL spaces so that artists/performers/spectators can be inclusive in ALL events. We need to work harder and together for and every WOC/ POC q***r artists. There’s so much s**t already, accessibility is a basic human right. How could we have got it so wrong?!?!?

Thank you for the incredible snaps 📸 capturing my corny butt.

May 23rd final geez louiseeee what is going onnnnnnn I’ll see ya thereeeeeee ahhhhhh

24/04/2024

🚨 ‼️ 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨LAST SHOW / WORK IN PROGRESS IN LANDAN TANNNNN. Absotootly last chance to ever see THIS SHOW . Vomming out every crazy kooky deranged idea in my cerebal matter. 👺💩👽👾👾👿💀👾🤡💩👻🤡🎃🫶🫶 TELL EVERYBODY YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE HE OWES ME MONEY. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🧔‍♀️ 🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️ support your AZN q***r community and come on down 💋💋💋💋💋💋 TICKET LINK IN BIO

08/04/2024

WELL SLAP MY THIGHS AND CALL ME JUDY. BANANA 🍌 BEARD 🧔‍♀️ IS COMING TO BRIGHTON FRINGE 2024 at the FABULOUS for WEEKEND OF WEIRD 🖤🐗🦈🌝🌚🌈⚡️💥🌏🪐🤡☠️👾👻👹😈💩👻🤡 . TICKETS 🎟️ in my bio.

JOIN ME ON THE 27th May Bank Holiday Monday 3:30pm 💦

26/03/2024

reppin all da pansexual azn midsize queens for one of my favorite clubs ***rcomedyclub 💛💛💛💛💛💛 . Yes I do appear to be choking myself no kink shame here brother ❤️‍🔥

credit: QCClub

Wearing my banana dream yaks by

21/03/2024

OHNOOOOOOooOooOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Doing a WIPPY WOO of new stuff old stuff crusty stuff poo stuff in my lovely HOMETOWN *winks* I am a secret Bristolian. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
BRISTOL AND SURROUNDING AREAS TELL YOUR GRANDMA I WANNA MAKE OUT / COME TO MY SHOW
Saturday 6pm

MY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED MEGA BOY and very lovely pal will be opening for me. 😍😍😍

Luke Nixon is an observational comedian, actor, writer and MC.Winner of the Soho Comedy R***e and was a finalist in both the West End New Act of the Year 2023 , Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and currently the Musical Comedy Awards 2024.

He is the co-writer of comedy musical Jesus & Lucifer: The Greatest Love Story Never Told which played at the Canal Cafe & King’s Head Theatre and earned 4 stars from Remote Goat & Boyz Magazine.

Luke is the producer of celebrated comedy podcasts The Mother Daughter Manual, Are You Feeling Funny? and Wisebowm: The Struggle is Real on BBC Radio 4. He co-hosts comedy/jazz night Catastrophe Cabaret with his annoyingly talented sister Olivia Nixon, which was recently listed as one of the “Top Comedy Nights in London” by Design My Night.

Luke has obviously funny bones......Jenny Eclair

13/02/2024

UPDATED* 6 MORE WHOOTOSH* TO GO 😈. TRYING OUT NEW CHARACTERS / SKETCHES WEIRD 🤡 BITZ STUFF THAT WILL NEVER SEE DAY LIGHT AGAIN. 👾👹👾👿👿👺👻☠️😈👽💩👻😈
LOT MOAR ALT STAND UP 😬😬😬😬 SO IF YA LIVING IN BRIGHTON / BRISTOL / GLASGOW / LONDON.
COME ON DOWN.

TICKERBOOS 🎟️ OUT NAOOOOOOooOooO IN MY BIO.
ONLY DOING 1 MORE LONDON SHOW GoGoGOgOgOhO!

ALSO DM ME IF YOU HAVE A KOOKY ALT NIGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR A NEW BORN FRESH FETUS OF AN IDEA WHICH COULD BE UNEARTHED (laffs not guaranteed but good vibes 💯 no doubt)

13/02/2024

UPDATED* 6 MORE WHOOTOSH* TO GO 😈. TRYING OUT NEW CHARACTERS / SKETCHES WEIRD 🤡 BITZ STUFF THAT WILL NEVER SEE DAY LIGHT AGAIN. 👾👹👾👿👿👺👻☠️😈👽💩👻😈
LOT MOAR ALT STAND UP 😬😬😬😬 SO IF YA LIVING IN BRIGHTON / BRISTOL / GLASGOW / LONDON.
COME ON DOWN.

TICKERBOOS 🎟️ OUT NAOOOOOOooOooO IN MY BIO.
ONLY DOING 1 MORE LONDON SHOW GoGoGOgOgOhO!

ALSO DM ME IF YOU HAVE A KOOKY ALT NIGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR A NEW BORN FRESH FETUS OF AN IDEA COULD BE UNEARTHED (laffs not guaranteed but good vibes 💯 no doubt)

07/02/2024

LONDON! SOHO THEATRE! 🎟️ BOOK TICKETS NOW Come watch award winning British Malaysian comedienne & musician Su Mi with her brand new hit stand up , SURREAL & WACKY comedy show ‘BANANA BEARD’. 🍌 🧔‍♀️
3 MORE DAYS TILL IT HITS THE Soho Theatre

10th February 8:45pm

Su Mi is one to watch.’- Josie Long.
‘A hugely entertaining force’- Chortle.
‘A star comedic quality, difficult to craft.’- Funny Women.

https://sohotheatre.com/events/su-mi-banana-beard/

Think it’s a Stand up solo show? Think again. This immersive comedy invites you all on a surreal misadventure of absurdist sketch , untamed thrash metal guitar solos and imaginary costumed personas.

25/01/2024

MARTINA JEBIDIAH GLEESON . FRANKIE WARM-LARD KEYTON . SUSAN MI SMITH

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Starring in WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM
THE FINAL ULTIMATE SHOW DOWN WATCH US CRUSH EACH OTHERZ SKULLZ ☠️ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ AN HOUR OF MONSTER TRUCK MAYHEM AND FLAME TIDDIES 🔥
THE GNARLIEST / SICKEST SHOW WITH EVERY TRIGGER WARNINGS AND BANNED IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES❗️ ⚠️ DUE TO INSANE DEATH / PROJECTILE VOMIT PAIN DIARRHOEA ALSO BECAUSE VERY GOOD
PINCH OF VAULT FESTIVAL 2024
7:30pm TICKETS IN BIO OUT NOW

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Broadway World UK

09/01/2024

*WHOOTOOSH* CRACK DAT WHIP ❗️
BANANA 🍌 BEARD 🧔‍♀️ SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOWS
COME COME COME COME
TICKETS 🎫 IN BIO
THIS NEXT YEAR IM TRYING OUT SOME NEW WEIRD BAT SH MATERIAL / CHARACTERS 👺🤡😈👿💩☠️☠️👹👻👻💀🎃🤖👽1747373% OF IT WONT MAKE ANY SENSE (but comedy? Funny ? Let’s only hope and pray 🙏) watch my demise anyway BE A GOOD SPORT.