British Asian Comedienne living in London. Available for bookings DM
TONIGHT Catch me fannying about at the NEW SCISSOR ✂️ STAGE from 12pm - 3am , with otherworldly DJ SETS AND a *SECRET* line up SSsSssShHhHhHhh. Wetting my knickknacks in xcitement OhOhoHoHoh ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 If about glasto gimme a shout let’s have a boogiewoogies
HOLYMOLY LOOKS LIKE MY FREAKY BUTT IS HEADING TO GLASTONBURY FESTIVALNEXT WEEK 🌶️❤️❤️🔥💦💦✂️✂️✂️❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I will be HOSTING Kikis disco space from 12pm-3am on the Friday night at the AMAZING Glastonbury Festival’s THE NEW Q***R VENUE, Scissors !! ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
Scissors is a femme-q***r space located in The Park and is a magical wonderland where anything can (and does!) happen.
I AM SO TRES excited 💦💦💦 and couldn’t of done it without the amazing 💜💚💚💜
curated by
concept + design by .buckley
WELL NOW LOOKY 👀 HERE. 🤯🤯🤯🤯Seems as though this yellow bellied, lily livered rootin tootin no good corny 🌽 🌽🌽🌽 nightmare has somehow farted 💨 his way into becoming a Drag King finalist 2024 🫡🫡 🕺🕺🕺🕺
MAJOR huge thanks to , life changing host with the most 💅 and the judges of excellence on taking a chance on this corny boy 💖💖💖💖💎💎💎
Also the incredible acts was an absolute ST0nkin night of life changing talent. Thank you being so kind to me 💖🌟💖🌟
screaming at the top of our lungs for more accessibility to venues/ ALL spaces so that artists/performers/spectators can be inclusive in ALL events. We need to work harder and together for and every WOC/ POC q***r artists. There’s so much s**t already, accessibility is a basic human right. How could we have got it so wrong?!?!?
Thank you for the incredible snaps 📸 capturing my corny butt.
May 23rd final geez louiseeee what is going onnnnnnn I’ll see ya thereeeeeee ahhhhhh
🚨 ‼️ 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨LAST SHOW / WORK IN PROGRESS IN LANDAN TANNNNN. Absotootly last chance to ever see THIS SHOW . Vomming out every crazy kooky deranged idea in my cerebal matter. 👺💩👽👾👾👿💀👾🤡💩👻🤡🎃🫶🫶 TELL EVERYBODY YOU KNOW YOUR UNCLE HE OWES ME MONEY. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 🧔♀️ 🧔♀️🧔♀️🧔♀️🧔♀️🧔♀️🧔♀️ support your AZN q***r community and come on down 💋💋💋💋💋💋 TICKET LINK IN BIO
WELL SLAP MY THIGHS AND CALL ME JUDY. BANANA 🍌 BEARD 🧔♀️ IS COMING TO BRIGHTON FRINGE 2024 at the FABULOUS for WEEKEND OF WEIRD 🖤🐗🦈🌝🌚🌈⚡️💥🌏🪐🤡☠️👾👻👹😈💩👻🤡 . TICKETS 🎟️ in my bio.
JOIN ME ON THE 27th May Bank Holiday Monday 3:30pm 💦
reppin all da pansexual azn midsize queens for one of my favorite clubs ***rcomedyclub 💛💛💛💛💛💛 . Yes I do appear to be choking myself no kink shame here brother ❤️🔥
credit: QCClub
Wearing my banana dream yaks by
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Doing a WIPPY WOO of new stuff old stuff crusty stuff poo stuff in my lovely HOMETOWN *winks* I am a secret Bristolian. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
BRISTOL AND SURROUNDING AREAS TELL YOUR GRANDMA I WANNA MAKE OUT / COME TO MY SHOW
Saturday 6pm
MY BEAUTIFUL TALENTED MEGA BOY and very lovely pal will be opening for me. 😍😍😍
Luke Nixon is an observational comedian, actor, writer and MC.Winner of the Soho Comedy R***e and was a finalist in both the West End New Act of the Year 2023 , Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year and currently the Musical Comedy Awards 2024.
He is the co-writer of comedy musical Jesus & Lucifer: The Greatest Love Story Never Told which played at the Canal Cafe & King’s Head Theatre and earned 4 stars from Remote Goat & Boyz Magazine.
Luke is the producer of celebrated comedy podcasts The Mother Daughter Manual, Are You Feeling Funny? and Wisebowm: The Struggle is Real on BBC Radio 4. He co-hosts comedy/jazz night Catastrophe Cabaret with his annoyingly talented sister Olivia Nixon, which was recently listed as one of the “Top Comedy Nights in London” by Design My Night.
Luke has obviously funny bones......Jenny Eclair
UPDATED* 6 MORE WHOOTOSH* TO GO 😈. TRYING OUT NEW CHARACTERS / SKETCHES WEIRD 🤡 BITZ STUFF THAT WILL NEVER SEE DAY LIGHT AGAIN. 👾👹👾👿👿👺👻☠️😈👽💩👻😈
LOT MOAR ALT STAND UP 😬😬😬😬 SO IF YA LIVING IN BRIGHTON / BRISTOL / GLASGOW / LONDON.
COME ON DOWN.
TICKERBOOS 🎟️ OUT NAOOOOOOooOooO IN MY BIO.
ONLY DOING 1 MORE LONDON SHOW GoGoGOgOgOhO!
ALSO DM ME IF YOU HAVE A KOOKY ALT NIGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR A NEW BORN FRESH FETUS OF AN IDEA WHICH COULD BE UNEARTHED (laffs not guaranteed but good vibes 💯 no doubt)
UPDATED* 6 MORE WHOOTOSH* TO GO 😈. TRYING OUT NEW CHARACTERS / SKETCHES WEIRD 🤡 BITZ STUFF THAT WILL NEVER SEE DAY LIGHT AGAIN. 👾👹👾👿👿👺👻☠️😈👽💩👻😈
LOT MOAR ALT STAND UP 😬😬😬😬 SO IF YA LIVING IN BRIGHTON / BRISTOL / GLASGOW / LONDON.
COME ON DOWN.
TICKERBOOS 🎟️ OUT NAOOOOOOooOooO IN MY BIO.
ONLY DOING 1 MORE LONDON SHOW GoGoGOgOgOhO!
ALSO DM ME IF YOU HAVE A KOOKY ALT NIGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR A NEW BORN FRESH FETUS OF AN IDEA COULD BE UNEARTHED (laffs not guaranteed but good vibes 💯 no doubt)
LONDON! SOHO THEATRE! 🎟️ BOOK TICKETS NOW Come watch award winning British Malaysian comedienne & musician Su Mi with her brand new hit stand up , SURREAL & WACKY comedy show ‘BANANA BEARD’. 🍌 🧔♀️
3 MORE DAYS TILL IT HITS THE Soho Theatre
10th February 8:45pm
Su Mi is one to watch.’- Josie Long.
‘A hugely entertaining force’- Chortle.
‘A star comedic quality, difficult to craft.’- Funny Women.
https://sohotheatre.com/events/su-mi-banana-beard/
Think it’s a Stand up solo show? Think again. This immersive comedy invites you all on a surreal misadventure of absurdist sketch , untamed thrash metal guitar solos and imaginary costumed personas.
MARTINA JEBIDIAH GLEESON . FRANKIE WARM-LARD KEYTON . SUSAN MI SMITH
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Starring in WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM
THE FINAL ULTIMATE SHOW DOWN WATCH US CRUSH EACH OTHERZ SKULLZ ☠️ ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ AN HOUR OF MONSTER TRUCK MAYHEM AND FLAME TIDDIES 🔥
THE GNARLIEST / SICKEST SHOW WITH EVERY TRIGGER WARNINGS AND BANNED IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES❗️ ⚠️ DUE TO INSANE DEATH / PROJECTILE VOMIT PAIN DIARRHOEA ALSO BECAUSE VERY GOOD
PINCH OF VAULT FESTIVAL 2024
7:30pm TICKETS IN BIO OUT NOW
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Broadway World UK
*WHOOTOOSH* CRACK DAT WHIP ❗️
BANANA 🍌 BEARD 🧔♀️ SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOWS
COME COME COME COME
TICKETS 🎫 IN BIO
THIS NEXT YEAR IM TRYING OUT SOME NEW WEIRD BAT SH MATERIAL / CHARACTERS 👺🤡😈👿💩☠️☠️👹👻👻💀🎃🤖👽1747373% OF IT WONT MAKE ANY SENSE (but comedy? Funny ? Let’s only hope and pray 🙏) watch my demise anyway BE A GOOD SPORT.
THRILLED to announce I will be doing my solo stand up show ‘ BANANA BEARD ‘ at the for Soho Rising Festival on February 10th 2024?!?!?! 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 8:45pm
TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW 🎫 🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫 LINK HERE.
https://sohotheatre.com/events/su-mi-banana-beard/
Would mean the absolute 🌎 if you could make it down!!!! OR SHARE 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
A wild, offbeat and exciting exploration of Stand-up, Musical and Character / Clown comedy, this one woman show celebrates the human experience growing up as an immigrant child of South-East Asian descent , born and bred in the treacherous depths of East London.
Su Mi is a British Q***r Malaysian Alternative Stand up Comedienne / Musician based in East London. SOLD out run at the Camden Fringe and SOLD OUT shows for her one woman show ‘ Banana Beard’ at the VAULT Festival 2023. It has gone to the Women in Comedy Festival 2022 & 2023, Brighton Fringe 2023, Leicester Comedy Festival 2023, Glasgow Comedy festival 2023, Edinburgh Fringe 2023 (Blundabus) and many many more!
Winner of the Keep it Fringe fund by Phoebe Waller Bridges. Winner of Luke Rollason Memorial Bursary 2023, BBC New comedy Awards TV Regional finalist, Winner of Q***ROVISION 2022 and Winner of BEAT THE FROG 2022 in Manchester’s renowned Frog and Bucket Comedy club. the prestigious Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 2023, Funny Women Finalist 2023, West End New Act Finalist 2023 , Rising Star Finalist 2022 , Hastings Newcomer award Finalist 2022 and even more!
‘Su Mi is one to watch.’- Josie Long.
‘A hugely entertaining force’- Chortle.
‘A star comedic quality, difficult to craft.’- Funny Women
Art 🖼️ credit : 🫶
THRILLED to announce I will be doing my solo stand up show ‘ BANANA BEARD ‘ at the for Soho Rising Festival on February 10th 2024?!?!?! 🍌 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 8:45pm
TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW 🎫 🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫 LINK IN MY BIO.
Would mean the absolute 🌎 if you could make it down!!!! OR SHARE 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
A wild, offbeat and exciting exploration of Stand-up, Musical and Character / Clown comedy, this one woman show celebrates the human experience growing up as an immigrant child of South-East Asian descent , born and bred in the treacherous depths of East London.
Su Mi is a British Q***r Malaysian Alternative Stand up Comedienne / Musician based in East London. SOLD out run at the Camden Fringe and SOLD OUT shows for her one woman show ‘ Banana Beard’ at the VAULT Festival 2023. It has gone to the Women in Comedy Festival 2022 & 2023, Brighton Fringe 2023, Leicester Comedy Festival 2023, Glasgow Comedy festival 2023, Edinburgh Fringe 2023 (Blundabus) and many many more!
Winner of the Keep it Fringe fund by Phoebe Waller Bridges. Winner of Luke Rollason Memorial Bursary 2023, BBC New comedy Awards TV Regional finalist, Winner of Q***ROVISION 2022 and Winner of BEAT THE FROG 2022 in Manchester’s renowned Frog and Bucket Comedy club. the prestigious Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 2023, Funny Women Finalist 2023, West End New Act Finalist 2023 , Rising Star Finalist 2022 , Hastings Newcomer award Finalist 2022 and even more!
‘Su Mi is one to watch.’- Josie Long.
‘A hugely entertaining force’- Chortle.
‘A star comedic quality, difficult to craft.’- Funny Women
Art 🖼️ credit : 🫶
HEAR YE HEAR YE CALLING ALL GLASWEGIANS 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 little old uncle me and AlTerNATiVE royalty 👸 that is are doing a wee SPLIT BILLY BOO for working on our shows for the new yeeeear and oh bOy it will be an extravaganza fun time (it’s in the name CANT YOU READ JEEZ) and would love it if you and your whole extended family could make it.
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HOT OFF HER tour support with ?!?!?
Host of Red Raw at presitigious club
5 star reviews for her hit Edinburgh show - The Ruth is on Fire 🔥
BBC New Comedy Award Nominee 2023
The Norman AWARD Nominee
Funny Women Stage award (shortlisted)
Luke Rollason Memorial Bursary award
THE LIST GOES ON LIKE MY HEART
‘..A little spooky, and a little cute, like a Tim Burton character, and Hunter herself could almost be a Burton drawing, with huge eyes and a retro wave in her hair.’- Chortle
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - Some amazing character work .. comic to look out for!- Theatre and tonic
ALSO and most IMPORTANTLY
Ruth is a top lad who would / has protected me from many bear fights. She is my soul protecter. 💖
Just a bunch of white dudes hanging out brah 🤙🤙🤙
MERCI BEAUCOUP for having me ⭐️🔥⭐️ and performing with these bunch of sorts 💖💖💖 always a goddamn pleasure.
evison ⭐️⭐️
Cred:
Huge congratulations to the BEYOND fabulous ***rcomedyclub 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊 🎉🔥🔥🔥for being the TOP 7 Best shows to stream this week by the bloody . Triple threat have honestly created such an FANTASTIC comedy night that I have been blessed to be apart of. The Q***r Comedy community is a place and space I hold very dear to my heart and have welcomed me in so lovingly 🥹🔥💖💛🏳️🌈
Thank you more importantly capturing me looking like an YELLOW SPICE👸. Me and David obv had the same hair stylist that day coughs 😅😘
Stream the show live .uk or Dec 1st!!!
And go follow ***rcomedyclub
WOWZA ⭐️⚡️⭐️💛💛💛💛💛💛it’s my 13th burfday and this blessed soul has recreated BANANA 🍌 BEARD 🧔♀️ IN SUCH A MAGICAL WAY. LOOK AT THE TALENT LOOKIT LOOKIT. Thank you my beautiful friend 💖🍓and errybody also for the burfday msgs. Blessed 🥹🥹
BLESSINGS ALL ROUND 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Words can’t even express how thankful & grateful I am to be a part 💛💜💛💜💛💜💛. DARE I SAY A PRIVILEGE (HA) 🤡😏🤭🤭🤭. Never in my wildDDEEEST dreams but heyho here I am repping little q***r east London weirdO Asian kids.
Any celebration of white guilt I will take it hehehoho
Also SWIPE TO THE END for prolly the qtest pic 🥰 of me and Eva
Thank you 🙏
BLESSINGS ALL ROUND 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Words can’t even express how thankful & grateful I am to be a part 💛💜💛💜💛💜💛. DARE I SAY A PRIVILEGE (HA) 🤡😏🤭🤭🤭. Never in my wildDDEEEST dreams but heyho here I am repping little q***r east London weirdO Asian kids.
Any celebration of white guilt I will take it hehehoho
Also SWIPE TO THE END for prolly the qtest pic 🥰 of me and Eva
Thank you 🙏
Absolutely INSANO 🧠 ⚡️🧠⚡️🧠⚡️🧠⚡️🧠⚡️🧠⚡️🧠?!?!?! to announce that I will be performing for 26th October. COME JOIN little old uncle Su, the colossal Sophie Duker and hilarious superstar guest cast, including Ghosts star Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Desiree Burch, Jamali Maddix and Jordan Gray (Jordan Gray / Tall Dark Friend) .
I’m so unbelievably excited / 🫠🫠🫠 🫠🫠🫠 and feeling ultra blessed to be reppin all the Malaysian $luts all around the world 🇲🇾 🔥🔥🔥🔥
LEGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOooOoOoOo TICKET LINK IN BIO 🎟️
SCREAMING BLUE BO**ER COMING THROUGH 🦈 💦 ABSOLUTE ELECTRIC NIGHT⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
📸 Credit :
WARM UP IN THIS HEAT WAVE HOT HOT 🌶️ 🥵 for WACKY RACISTS . Absolutely 💯 honoured to share a stage with the amazing candylicious babe 🍭Thank you so much for having me 💜💕💜💕 ⚡️always nice to WOC out with my C**K out. Panini meal deal with a hell of heap more FLAVA. 🌶️
MORE Q***RPOC SPACES 🏳️🌈 pls IS WHAT WE WANT
WHEN DO WANT IT WE WANT IT NOW 😘😘😘
SHOOKETH FLABBERGASTED BEWILDERED to announce that I am a finalist for the Funny Women Comedy Awards 2023?! Que?!
ALA MAKKKKKKKK apa kejadahnya. Terkejut. 🫠🫠🫠
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you were WILD WILD WILDER 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 had darn rootin tootin good time with some alpha qts 💜💕💜💕 book me for your kids bat mitzvahs , I have 100% guarantee that they will have a good time. [SWIPE TO THE END] FeStIVaL SEASON is nearly over BOOOOOO 🥹🥹🥹
Straight up chillin with the pheebsmeister. She calls me S dog. That’s how we do.
(That’s not how we do)
So thankful for the dubloons which has made it possible for me to eat and survive this financially diabolical month.
Thank you P dog. 1 luv
I’ve written you a haiku.
Hair so beautiful
A deep rich mocha croissant
The Flea to my Bag
Let us be wifeys
NO CONTEXT WHO CARES ITS JUST COMEDY PEOPLE LETS JUST HAVE A BLOODY GOOD TIME. RAWDOGGIN LIFE BABY.
EDINBURGER FRINGE
BANANA BEARD SHOW 13th-17th at 8:20pm!!!!!
5 days only COME ROCK OUT WITH YOUR C**K OUT WITH ME ON THE would love to see you all there 💖🦞💖🦞💖🦞💖🦞👅👅👅👅. Ticket 🎟️ link in bio
Photography credit: 📸
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Come to my show.
Look at these people.
They all had their lives changed and now live alongside me in one giant house.
The men look after the children whilst the women hunt for food.
I promise it’s not a cult.
I promise.
Losing a kidney is just protocol.
Come join our family from the 13-17th August on the
BANANA BEARD
Ticket link in Bio
Credit 📸 :
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LISTEN TO THE FULL PODCAST WITH @focitupcomedy hosted by 👑 @kemahbob 💜❤️💚💛💙🖤🤍🤎 🌈 link on me linky tree 🌳 Talking horoscopes ♏️ 🦂 , boundaries and how I absolutely did NOT kill a small boy.. and there is absolutely no proof whatsoever.
MANCHESTER I AM COMING 4 U 🔥💖🌶🌶💜💖🔥🔥🔥 Banana Beard 🍌 🧔♀️ show is coming Women In Comedy Festival UK. 7 OCTOBER 2022 @ the Fitzgerald Manchester. BOOK YOUR TICKETS 🎟 Women In Comedy Festival UK https://wicf.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873628841?fbclid=IwAR2CyZQ18X74fw47D2JLpx4cTxFNWuAIB0e-CuCEKcOuj48Vn4JY4XxtVbE With AMAZING opening act 🔥🔥🔥💖💖🙌🙌 MARTY GLEESON @martygleeson_ Irish comedian, West End New Act of the Year finalist and Ding Dong Gong winner 2022, Marty Gleeson is making audiences go 'hoo-hoo ha-ha' all over the place. Featured on Jackie Radio and recently awarded the Pete Nash Award for comic originality, the Rising Star finalist 2022 and So You Think You're funny semi-finalist 2021 performs with an intimacy and awareness that holds you close and doesn't let go. 'One of the more interesting and original new voices around London's Comedy circuit. Charming, thoughtful and just the right amount of quirky'-Punchline Comedy. 'Packed with unexpected twists, she underplays her hand to deliver hilarious curveballs. You don't see her punchlines coming and then she floors you' - The West End New Act of the Year.
MANCHESTER you were bladdy brilliant. 💖💕💕😘💖🤙🤙🔥🌟🌟✨🔥⚡️⚡️⚡️. With the fab @robmulholland MCing at @frogandbucketcomedy .The audience was absolutely electric and had such a damn good time so much show I forgot it was a gong show haha I also solemnly swore to hades that I’d never to do a gong show in aid of my weak kokoro but beat dat frog 🐸 n final ✌️. #comedy #ukcomedy #britishcomedy #comedian #comedienne #asian #asiancomedy #manchester #gongshow #manchestercomedy #uk
When your on that train you gotta hold that sh*t in boy @gabcomedy #comedy #comedyvideos #comedyclub #comedienne #asian #asiancomedienne #comedian
