12/01/2025
After spending two decades in the UK, I decided to apply for British citizenship. The cost? £1,630! Meanwhile, I could buy a yellow boat for just £329. Since I’ve never had any run-ins with the police, the UK doesn’t have my fingerprints. That means I could simply tuck away my Romanian passport, head to Calais, hop in my yellow boat, and claim refugee status. Free accommodation, free citizenship, pocket money—you name it! 🤣
This could actually make a great video idea. £1,630 for citizenship when my salary is only £1,700?
Right, I’m off to buy that yellow boat!