Real Josh

01/12/2024

I rated my wife 4.5/10 for my cutting my hair but she got angry.
Guys, Where am I wrong?

30/11/2024

Disadvantages of Japa!

First disadvantage of japa is that immediately you leave your country, everyone back home assume you have made it. Many do not understand that you are barely surviving and keeping afloat in other not to drown. If you complain, they would say “return home if he no good”. Abroad be like secr£t cult, e Dey sweet to join but very difficult to leave.

Secondly, loneliness is very high in the west. Many people’s routine is Work, eat, sleep and work again. It’s just a circle! No much time for social activities like we do in 9ja. This is the main reason why mental H£alth issue and d£pression is high in the West. It’s even easier for married people, especially people with kids; they have their spouse and kids to share their stress with.

What other disadvantage can you say about japa?

26/11/2024

Imagine this lady is paying €1300 per year to study computer science in Italy!

I have always said it that information is what people need to japa. You don’t need to break your bank to japa. Most EU countries are pocket friendly. Some schools are even tuition free if you meet the criteria.
I bet 3 to 4m would cover her entire trip to Italy to study an IT course.

Consider Italy, Portugal, France or Poland today if you need to japa in a pocket friendly way.

26/11/2024

20 million naira to remain in 9ja or tourist Visa to Canada?

Choose one in faith.

You never can tell how wishes come true

25/11/2024

22/11/2024

Japa to Portugal with less than 3m via study.

A friend just called me to celebrate her arrival to Portugal for studies. She testified that my post about the country some months ago motivated her to consider relocating to the country.

Portugal is a beautiful country with a rich history. It was one of the foremost empire countries in the 16th and 17th centuries.

So, if you wish to relocate to a beautiful european country on a small budget , then consider Portugal. Tuition fees are as low as €500 and €1000.
The only problem is that you have to be patient because the visa process could be tedious and slow.

21/11/2024

If money Dey ehnn, person supposed Dey spend winter (dec-feb) for hot countries like 9ja.
See me blowing cold away from my body just to keep warm

21/11/2024

Japa?

Now I know the reason why our rich uncles and aunties abroad then dey run home between December and February. I never knew they were running away from cold😁😁

See my blowing cold from my mouth just to stay warm😰

19/11/2024

Women, Fear MEN!
I could never have imagined that my husband would say this hurtful words to me after spending hours in the kitchen to make him the food of his choice.

Men!😭😭

19/11/2024

You can take a Benin man out of Benin But you can’t take Benin out of Him. Imagine this man requesting for semo and Black soup this early morning

14/11/2024

Do you know you can get your visa to Canada or the UK with less than 1m? You can do it yourself, you certainly don’t need any agent.

Tourist visa fee to the UK cost only $154 while visa fee to Canada is less than $75.

Other things you need to consider before applying for tourist visas to any Schengen country, the Uk or Canada are:

1. Have a detailed itinerary of your travel like places you would tour when you arrive.
2. Show a strong ties with your home country as a reassurance that you won’t elope when you arrive their country. This could be in form of business, employment, studies, families or even landed property back home.
3. Show good bank statement that would facilitate your tourism in their country. For instance, if you intend to visit France for 1 month, you should not show anything less than €2k aside your flight ticket. So the best bet is to choose a short visit like 10 days (no worry, you can extend your flight ticket when you arrive)
4. Relax and wait for response. If e come out, good, if e no come out, repackage again.
No visit visa is guaranteed especially if you are a fresh traveller or Cannot convince the immigration officer enough that you are a genuine tourist.

07/11/2024

Two notable things about Autumn

1. Change in time and lightening. One special way you would know it’s autumn is when it gets darker quickly. It’s only 1.30pm now but it seems as if it’s 8pm. During Autumn in the UK, the time would usually go back at 2am on the last Sunday in October. This means you would experience 2am twice on the last Sunday of October every year😁. I had my first experience of this time change at work some years ago. I never knew what it meant but I discovered that the time on my phone went back to 2am during my break. I was supposed to have my break from 1.30am to 2.30am but I ended up enjoying 2hrs because my alarm wouldn’t ring until it was actually 2.30am😁

Secondly, Autumn is that season when leaves fall off trees. As you can see in the photo above, the trees have shed their leaves. It looks beautiful when you view it as an outsider but very tasky when you have the trees in your compound. Then you would have to sweep the floor every time the trees shed its leaves. I remember how frustrating it was for me to sweep in the morning, only to return back at night with heaps of leaves on the floor. If I had a visitor, they would think I am being dirty, and not doing proper cleaning of the garden. But it is what it is.

So what do you like about autumn?

06/11/2024

Happy marriage anniversary to us💕💕

01/11/2024

Why is the price of everything skyrocketing? The price of Groceries and energy keep flying daily.

I wonder how my energy went from £135 to £179 monthly. Not that I cook everyday or even use the heating system like that because I am barely at home. It is not even winter yet, I’m getting this high energy billing. Or is someone taping from my energy?😏

01/11/2024

We wish you a fruitful and blessed November. May the God of eleventh hour breakthrough come for you this 11th month of the year. That your big dream is still achievable before the end of the year.

21/10/2024

I think we expected what we are facing right now. We had a choice Between person wey Dey eat the small food wey we get and person we Dey play with us.😀

20/10/2024

Minister of power is using Powerbank, and you expect stable power supply in Nigeria😀

These people too do oooo.

17/10/2024

Do you cut your toothpaste when it finishes or you just discard it?