12/03/2024
Both Patricia and Georgie would like to offer their most sincere apologies for not being able to mount their, now, famous, talk 'Ladies On Ladies, an Intimate Look at Women' for International Women's Day last week.
After being ousted from the Ladies Guild, a result of a malicious coup orchestrated by Cheryl Hackthroat and certain other disgruntled and dyspeptic members; the two decided to attend a workshop on the Isle of Arran (who was awfully nice, lovely big hands).
There they were entangled in a number of new Macrame Knots in aid of the FCFC (Finger Crafts For Crypto), a charity devoted to supporting those rendered catatonic by the state of the Digital Investment Market, in association with the newly formed MMLL (Middlewich and Mid-Region Ladies League), which has already tripled the numbers of the Ladies Guild, so there, Cheryl!
Unfortunately, whilst on the island, a serious herring drought resulted in all boats being commandeered and a restriction on all commercial travel, leaving our impeccable duo up a Scots Creek with nary a Spurtle to thei name!
They have, today, finally returned, practically unscathed by the events that transpired, though Georgie has missed missing her husband, terribly, and Patricia fears she will never quite omit the perfume of pilchards from her tartan tights.
Couragio, ladies! X
