The Diversions of Patricia Peacock and Lady Georgina Cleghorne

12/03/2024

Both Patricia and Georgie would like to offer their most sincere apologies for not being able to mount their, now, famous, talk 'Ladies On Ladies, an Intimate Look at Women' for International Women's Day last week.
After being ousted from the Ladies Guild, a result of a malicious coup orchestrated by Cheryl Hackthroat and certain other disgruntled and dyspeptic members; the two decided to attend a workshop on the Isle of Arran (who was awfully nice, lovely big hands).
There they were entangled in a number of new Macrame Knots in aid of the FCFC (Finger Crafts For Crypto), a charity devoted to supporting those rendered catatonic by the state of the Digital Investment Market, in association with the newly formed MMLL (Middlewich and Mid-Region Ladies League), which has already tripled the numbers of the Ladies Guild, so there, Cheryl!
Unfortunately, whilst on the island, a serious herring drought resulted in all boats being commandeered and a restriction on all commercial travel, leaving our impeccable duo up a Scots Creek with nary a Spurtle to thei name!
They have, today, finally returned, practically unscathed by the events that transpired, though Georgie has missed missing her husband, terribly, and Patricia fears she will never quite omit the perfume of pilchards from her tartan tights.
Couragio, ladies! X

03/06/2023

It's been a hot minute since the ladies got together to record and share some of their womanly wisdom with us. Here they divulge Lady Georgina's recipe for Bueof Cleghorne, that's similar to a Beef Wellington but so, so, SO much more!

28/04/2023

Tea with the ever diverted Patricia Peacock.

05/04/2023

Lady Georgina Letticia Murgatroyd Fenton Dordogne Plushberry Cleghorne recieved *her* invitation to the Coronation...

Patricia, did not...

08/03/2023

Happy International Women's Day, ladies! This evening, Georgie and Patricia will be giving their provincially acclaimed 'Woman on Woman Presentation'. The show that Sandi Toksvig said was "Not what I was expecting..." and left the Lady Mayor with "More questions than answers."
So, strap on your snow boots and be sure to join us at Middlewich Local Support and Community Hall; tea and gluten free dippable comestibles from 5.00pm.

14/02/2023

In honour of St Valentine, we thought we'd share this blast from yesterear, a recipe for trifle from the Queen of Romance herself, and, coincidentally; Georgie's third Aunt once removed (at great surgical expense): Barbara Cartland!
Made with lashings of rose water, pink gin and a bucket of pomegranate preserve, its sure to have you all desperately bonding in no time! If nothing else, just think; you may find your certain someone waiting in the same toilet queue, going Dutch with a bilious attack!
Much love to all!

12/01/2023

29/12/2022

Only a few days left of the Merryneum, ladies. 2023 beckons; let's all watch our step as we cross the thresh-hold! Patricia has a very well turned ankle, she doesn't want to sprain it again so soon.

02/06/2022

Wishing Her Majesty the Happiest of Platinummy Celebrations!

08/03/2022

Happy International Women's Day, darlings!
Pat and Georgie are throwing their annual 'Ladies for Ladies Evening' at the community hall, and all are very welcome.
N.B- To avoid the confusion and disappointment of last year; this is not intended as a Sapphic pick up event, such occurrences are mere happy accidents, the Ladies Guild cannot guarantee the sexual preferences of any who attend, nor the numbers in which they may do so.
All we CAN ensure is that together we are strong and fabulous!