McCallum Media Monitor

21/07/2023

Auntie is a bit glitchy this morning.

18/04/2023

just got serious. is on the case.

08/11/2022

Dissing the doubters who are worried about the age gap, Cher says that "love doesn't know math." Love knows arithmetic though. It knows that 36 goes into 76 more often than 76 into 36.

01/11/2022

I know this Nigerian Prince! He has emailed regularly.

22/10/2022

Lying toad as well as unflushable turd.

22/10/2022

The unflushable turd.

https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/other-chat-514/wine-bar-494/462024-giant-turd-wont-go-away.html

10/09/2022

Can't hear King Charles without the word spaniel

Aye, spaniels will be the top dogs from now on.

10/09/2022

Aye, spaniels will be the top dogs from now on.

20/08/2022

Someone at The Times has an even shakier grasp of geography than Liz Truss.

28/07/2022

21/06/2022

Cartoon of the day from Steve Camley in The Herald.

22/05/2022

Fergie rocking the Gentleman Jack look.

22/04/2022

Daily Record wins headline of the day. I'm sure people outside Scotland can Google the meaning of Radge.

08/03/2022

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28/11/2021

Snowing gently.

07/11/2021

This comment by Steve Hilton was about COP26 but the juxtaposition of text and photo tells you all you need to know about how far the piffler has fallen in the estimation of even the Mail on Sunday.

30/10/2021

It's always good to get a long lie, even if it is our last day in the office together, as MMM closes its base in Finnieston and we go our separate ways. Thanks to everyone who made it great fun over the past thirty-odd years and in particular Chris, Jayne and Sue who somehow missed their spots on the escape committee and kept us going through the pandemic. Thanks also to all the clients over the years who made it such an interesting job. Best wishes to you all for the future. I guess it's time to retire Santa and the.platforms, which famously featured in the Financial Times. Happy days.

25/10/2021

Maybe not the best day to be using Old Trafford as an aspirational example for the Barbican.

20/10/2021

One of our first colleagues, Sam McLaughlan, is doing great work out in Cambodia, but she could use a little financial help. Please give something if you can. The price of a pint for us goes a long way in Cambodia. Hope everyone out there is well.
https://shine-cross-the-line.raisely.com/samantha-mclaughlan

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15/10/2021

This reminds me of another pub where the letter "C" fell off the sign - The Canal at Temple in Glasgow. Bummer.

12/10/2021

This advertiser can't have any complaints about the position of the advert for garage doors.

06/10/2021

This is a lovely story of an eight-year-old girl, Rochdale Ramsay, who helped save her dad's life. And the family photo by George Munro! Where to begin. Those smiles. That dog. The cool cat in the background.

14/09/2021

Must have been a powerful zoom lense.

10/09/2021

A sharp lawyer would have said that he was talking about a McVitties chocolate Trio. 🍫

01/09/2021

Maybe a Brexiteer wrote the story.

18/08/2021

Speechless? Sadly not.

18/08/2021

There's INflation, STAGflation and now we have .

11/08/2021