15/08/2024
Happy birthday to my auld Da. 62 years old today. Doesn’t look a day over 61 and 3/4ers. 🍻
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09/08/2024
One previous owner. Only used it to drive to church on a Sundays. Don’t try and lowball me, I know what I have here. Serious offers ONLY!
08/08/2024
I’m starting to think that Greta Thunberg is fulla sh*te!
07/08/2024
Just doing my bit for Glasgow.
07/08/2024
I’d never enter one of those radio competitions for fear that my phone would ring bang on 5pm and I’d answer shouting “make me a winner” only to find out it was my Da or one of my uncles on the other end. They’d never let me live it down.
05/08/2024
Absolutely shat myself walking out of the KFC in Wishaw and spotting this across the road. Clearly the hoose of a serial killer. For a wee second I thought I was on my way to meet Colonel Sanders in the great beyond!
This gaff deffo has a chest freezer.
27/07/2024
39 years auld the day. Canny even kid myself on that I’m not middle aged anymore.
Life is a lot like the Fast & Furious franchise, it never f**kin’ ends.
Cheers for the DMs and texts though folks! 🍻
13/07/2024
From the penthouse to the outhouse within 24 hours.
10/07/2024
Couldn’t go to New York and not visit the mural of my favourite rapper of all time, Wu-Tang legend Ol’ Dirty Bastard!
09/07/2024
Who ye gonnae phone?
GHOSTBATTERERS!
08/07/2024
Go watch The Dead Don’t Care NOW! Written by the incredibly talented Stephen Buchanan Comedy for Channel 4’s Comedy Playground. The entire crew involved with this was cracking and some buzz to work with.
03/07/2024
Pub crawl in NYC wae the night before I take the family to Six Flags. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, other than me vomiting oan a rollercoaster like some horrific catherine wheel.
02/07/2024
I think I got off at the wrong stop. This doesn’t look like Tesco Maryhill!
26/06/2024
My auld uncle Jürgen Dallas back in the day, before his knee started giving him gyp. He works at the Morrisons in Partick now and keeps getting grief off his manager for trying to volley the fresh fruit n’ veg.
21/06/2024
Social media motivators are something else man. Some buzz. Keep going lads, I’m rooting for you!
20/06/2024
Back in the day our auld Compaq desktop was more riddled than the waiting room at the Sandyford.
18/06/2024
Went to see this during the Glasgow Comedy Festival and it was amazing. Get your arse along to The Fringe to see it this August!
The Wee Man: Nae Offence.
A one man play written by Rab C Nesbitt creator Ian Pattison at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh for Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2024.
https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/wee-man-nae-offence
18/06/2024
What a time to be alive!
17/06/2024
Been informed off a few folk I was in some video package at the Hydro during Clash At The Castle. Nice wee feeling that. Nae idea when I recorded that interview mind you. Full baldy so it musta been a good while ago. 😂
Well in to all the Scottish talent involved over the weekend. You did our wee nation proud. Long gone are the days where the only Scottish coupin you see on WWE programming is that of Rowdy Roddy Piper (big leg end that he is was Canadian FFS!)
For all the younger talent out there remember if you burst your arse you might just make it.
Right, that’s enough wrestling chat fae me for another year, catch yeis. ✌️
16/06/2024
Happy Father’s Day lads. What did yeis all get?
15/06/2024
Rough as toast man.
13/06/2024
When the edibles sink in.
13/06/2024
A day in the life of Shug ‘Diamond Hawns’ McLintok.
11/06/2024
A year has passed since this happened and I still can’t believe it. Wish I could’ve seen his face when he tried to switch it on or punt it.
10/06/2024
The Big Show has had a lot of gimmick changes over the years. My personal favourite was the one in WCW where he just smoked hunners of snout.
10/06/2024
Hangover level: Why’s this bank machine no dispensing cash?
05/06/2024
Didn’t realise I was staying in the Tangiers tonight. Just found a pair of Ace Rothstein’s spare bins in the bedside drawer!
28/05/2024
The *we aren’t allowed to say what channel yet* mad sqwad!
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Rough as toast man. #scotland #scottish #hangover #rough #glasgow
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A day in the life of Shug ‘Diamond Hawns’ McLintok. #glasgow #scotland #scottish #legend #movemaker
A year has passed since this happened and I still can’t believe it. Wish I could’ve seen his face when he tried to switch it on or punt it. #glasgow #scotland #scottish #robbery #thief
Scotlands training ground is where?! #euros #scotland #scottishfootball #sfa #tartanarmy #glasgow #germany #euros2024
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