Scottish and Proud

03/11/2024

Turns out workshy Willie AKA Prince William, who's just launched a big PR Campaign to "End Homelessness" personally owns over 600 Properties, which he rents out for silly money. These properties reward him with tens of millions a year, while the tenants he looks down on are living in mouldy, freezing conditions.

22/07/2024

05/07/2024

"You haven't seen the last of me" says Liz Truss before accidentally standing on a roller skate, getting her head stuck in a bucket of custard and falling out the nearest window into a passing bin lorry.

02/03/2024

Outstanding.

19/01/2024

Anyone know how Kate Middleton got on at hospital? Was she left lying on a trolley in a corridor for 24 hours, like many others, or did she wait in the ambulance outside as the corridor was full too?
It's truly awful what's happening to the NHS under Tory rule, yet Tory voters can't seem to see what's right in front of them. Labour and Tory parties also, seem to have merged into one, which is disturbing but thankfully, both of these parties are finished in Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

11/01/2024

I love listening to other people’s languages its so nice on my ears. I have nothing but admiration for anyone learning a different language.

01/12/2023

BREAKING NEWS:

Unelected head of state King Charles with his truly obscene carbon footprint flies in private jet to climate summit to lecture people. He calls for "real action" ???? Does the real action mean wasting £32,000 for a chartered flight to go and see a James Bond movie and other similar jaunts?

Beyond parody.

Unelected PM and another failed politician also fly in separate private jets to "represent" the UK. None of them care, really, they don't.

Only in the failed kingdom of Fubar Island.

19/10/2023

Tory voter, most probably 🤪

A woman panicked her village near Doncaster was under attack when she spotted a number of paragliders flying over her home and thought they were from Hamas

05/05/2023

The Proclaimers have been removed from an official coronation playlist after they were criticised for their anti-royal views.

Their hit I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) was featured alongside prominent UK artists.

Last year they agreed with a republican demonstrator who shouted during the proclamation of Charlie.