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04/03/2023

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16/02/2023

Just been stood at the window noseying on the drama with a neighbour. She’s not happy that her husband has had to park 15cm closer than normal. So is letting the man who’s parked next to her know. As hes trying to get the kids in off the road!

I wanted her to say something like “aye I’ve an husband on nights”

So I could shout “frig off will ya, and clean your bloody curtains. They are a disgrace” it’s ace! She’s told him, she will be watching for him coming home tomorrow, and will remind him again!

So I’ve just bought a “rug beater!!!” (Do not go all woke on me……it’s an actual appliance). Get them on Amazon! So I can bash my rug whist seeing what else these oldies get up to!

16/02/2023

Hang your heads in shame South Park! These people have feelings you know! It can’t always be about facts! That makes them look stupid

“South Park makes fun of Harry and Meghan. As usual, they get it spot on. 👌🏼”

16/02/2023

The world is shocked that Energy Firms are making 3 times the profit, when the consumers pay 3 times the price!

15/02/2023

Dr Martin needs a new member of staff to cope with demand.
Dr Foster and Doctor jones are both leaving. Dr Foster is retiring and Dr Jones is moving out of the area.

How many doctors does the surgery need to meet demand?

Please show your working out for full marks.

27/12/2022

And in other news…angry people take to Twitter, to voice a negative reaction over “Mrs Browns Boys, Christmas Special”

Instead of getting off of their lazy re**um and turning the channel over or the tv off!

27/12/2022

Happy 40th birthday to Roxanne. Such a beautiful reminder, that men also suffer domestic abuse!

We hope you have an amazing day however you choose to spend it, and pray that it’s closely covered with CCTV. Xx

27/12/2022

And in other news! Sabrina Dore tries to use sons name for TikTok Followers!

Mum to Jack Daniel (other bourbon is available) claims she feels bad about the choice in name. Devastated by this revelation, Ms Dore takes to Tik Tok to highlight the issue of using the word “off” after her sons name!

Ms Dore expressed, to remedy the utter embarrassment of this situation and to highlight the importance of the issue to her 10 followers. Ms Dore will use her sons full name of Jackson to avoid such disrespect, because it’s ok to insult her future grandson.

Ms Dore’s minor Jack Daniel, says he wishes his mum would just admit! She’s just desperate for attention, and needs to be shown the dore!

Let’s hope this family can resolve this prematurely to avoid any further outburts or mess.

27/12/2022

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27/12/2022

Top news: Madonna, sad that she’s losing her relevance! But fights on to push the boundaries of uniqueness by dressing as a Christmas tree.

Madonnas last desperate attempt to ensure she is the centre of attention in any room this Christmas, has been cleverly calculated, by becoming a tree that is the heart of every home at Christmas!

You’ve got to love her, and her constant need to be relevant! She is the gift that keeps on giving, a bit like a recycled Dove set you got last year, that you’ve regifted to your aunt!!