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22/07/2024

Kamala Glad She Did Not Have to do the Dirty Deed - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Vice President Kamala Harris is glad she did not have to do the dirty deed to get rid of Biden.

21/07/2024

Finally the Co**se of Biden Will be Laid to Rest - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The rotting co**se of Joe Biden can finally be laid to rest.

21/07/2024

Feisty Polish MEP Rips Ursula von der Leyen a New A***hole - Daily Squib

BRUSSELS - EU - Feisty Polish MEP Ewa Zajączkowska-Hernik gave EU President Ursula von der Leyen some choice words in the EU Parliament.

19/07/2024

Daily Squib Offering Delightful Free Weekend Break in Leeds - Daily Squib

HAREHILLS - England - We are offering a free weekend break in Leeds for 976,000 Romanian economic migrants.

18/07/2024

Product Review: Montecito Riviera Toilet Paper - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - We got our office boy to review the latest luxury quadruple ply Montecito Riviera toilet paper.

18/07/2024

Labour Politburo: Soviet Britain Dekulakization to Abolish Private Land Ownership - Daily Squib

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Labour Politburo has outlined its collectivist plan to abolish private land ownership.

17/07/2024

Comrade Starmer Outlines 10-Year Communist Plan For Soviet Britain - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Comrade Starmer today had the royal puppet outline the 10-year communist plan for soviet Britain.

16/07/2024

Anti-Gun Leftists: "Since Trump Shooting We Love Guns" - Daily Squib

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - Since the Donald Trump shooting, anti-gun leftists have displayed their love of guns, and gun culture.

15/07/2024

The Democrat Party Only Cares About Losing Total Control - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrat Party only cares about losing total control over everything by an outsider like Trump. This is their greatest fear.

14/07/2024

Another Sad Day For England: Spain Send English Tourists Home - Daily Squib

BERLIN - Germany - More hurt for England as they're sent home from the Euro 2024 finals, beaten by Spain.

14/07/2024

TRUMP SHOOTING: Nasty Anti-Trump Rhetoric to Blame - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Anti-Trump rhetoric is hugely to blame for the divisive atmosphere and violence.

14/07/2024

Serious Failure in Security For Trump Rally - Daily Squib

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - There has been a serious failure in security for the Trump rally, as the area was not properly secured.

14/07/2024

Trump Assassination Attempt - Democrats Celebrate In Streets - Daily Squib

NEW YORK - USA - Democrats celebrate in the streets of many cities across the country after news of the Trump assassination attempt.

13/07/2024

BREAKING: TRUMP SHOT AT RALLY! - Daily Squib

PENNSYLVANIA - USA - President Trump has been shot by an assassin. He has apparently survived.

12/07/2024

Joe Biden Fully Endorses Vice President Trump - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to Joe Biden, he fully endorses Vice President Trump.

11/07/2024

Mass Exodus: Britain to Lose 17% of Millionaires Under Labour - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Britain's socialist welfare system will be further strained as millionaires flee the country en masse in a mass exodus.

11/07/2024

Why Biden Should Not Be Allowed to Make Any Decisions - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It would be highly dangerous to allow Joe Biden to make any decisions in government.

11/07/2024

UKRAINE WAR: Russians Enjoy Bombing Children's Hospitals - Daily Squib

KYIV - Ukraine - Russians enjoy bombing children's hospitals, it is normal practice, and have no qualms about committing atrocities.

09/07/2024

The West Could Have Stopped Illegal Migrant Invasion But Did Not - Daily Squib

DOVER - England - Western nations could have stopped the illegal migrant invasion decades ago if they really wanted.

09/07/2024

EU to Police Thoughtcrime by Deploying AI "Hate Speech" Scanners - Daily Squib

ANTWERP - EU - All forms of speech in the European Union will soon be policed by AI "Hate Speech" software called CaLICO.

09/07/2024

Biden: "Nice to meet you, my memory resets every five minutes" - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden may be in power, but his brain is an atrophied mess where his memory resets every five minutes.

07/07/2024

Channel Crossings: There Were Cheers in France When Labour Won the Election - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - When Labour won the election, there were cheers in France, as the economic migrants boarded rubber dinghies for the Channel crossings.

07/07/2024

Labour: "Ever closer union with the EU means ditching the pound" - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Trilateral Commission member Keir Starmer has his orders, and one of them is ditching the pound for the euro.

05/07/2024

Trilateral Commission Member and Bilderberger Keir Starmer Has Solid Plan - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Isn't it a strange coincidence that new PM Sir Keir Starmer is a member of the Trilateral Commission and attended Bilderberg meetings.

05/07/2024

UK GENERAL ELECTION 2024 BLOODBATH - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - The inevitable has happened. The UK General Election 2024 has been a bloodbath, a sea of red for a Labour win.

05/07/2024

Say Goodbye to a Brexit That Never Happened Anyway - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Say goodbye to a Brexit that never happened anyway as Labour has revealed plans for ever closer union with the EU.

04/07/2024

Ma*****st Britons About to Vote in 15 Years of Labour Punishment and They Love It - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Ma*****st Britons are revelling in glee and anticipation as they vote for 15 years of miserable Labour punishment.

03/07/2024

Labour Pay-Per-Mile Plans For Entire UK - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Labour is planning a nationwide scheme for Pay-Per-Mile for all road vehicles, including zero emissions vehicles and motorcycles.

02/07/2024

Wealthy are Leaving Labour Britain: Is it Too Late to Move Assets Out of UK? - Daily Squib

LONDON - England - Many businesses and wealthy are leaving Labour Britain. Is it too late to move everything you own out of the UK?

30/06/2024

Why Democrats Must Keep Biden as Election Candidate - Daily Squib

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - It is important that the Democrats keep Biden on as their election candidate for a very good reason.

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