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some words via Vital Weekly about 5 recent Chocolate Monk titles. Still copies available.POINTS OF FRICTION - SPRINKLE O...
11/01/2024

some words via Vital Weekly about 5 recent Chocolate Monk titles. Still copies available.

POINTS OF FRICTION - SPRINKLE OF BLUNDER (CD by Chocolate Monk)
DURNAL BURDENS & MATT ATKINS - FUTILE PHANTOMS (CDR by Chocolate Monk)
MARIJA KOVA?EVI? & RORO PERROT - PUSH BROKEN DUET (CDR by Chocolate Monk)
IVY NOSTRUM - PACE-DELVE (CDR by Chocolate Monk)
KAREN CONSTANCE - POSITIVELY SUSAN (CDR by Chocolate Monk)

In terms of sheer persistence, going against various grains is the UK label Chocolate Monk. They go back some thirty years now, releasing cassettes when they were not 'hot' at all, and an extensive portion of their catalogue is CDR releases, a medium that I like and which, I think, isn't 'hot' either. Points Of Friction's release is the 600th
release on the label (or instead graced with catalogue number choc.600), and maybe that's the reason why this is a pro-pressed CD. They were a four-piece group (Joseph Hammer, Mitchell Brown, Tim Alexander and Damian Bisciglia; the latter passed away in 2012), having started in 1980. These recordings are from late 2011. It's hard to believe, but this is the group's fourth release. There is little information on the cover, and Seymour Glass' text on the label's firmly under-designed website mentions the presence of tape loops, a synthesiser, lots of objects, prepared instruments, toys, 'hot-wired and damaged goods', and it says sessions individually recorded and played back and made decisions as what is a finished piece or not. If that's how it worked, I am unsure of the exact process. The music is relatively free fall of sounds, mostly loosely connected and sometimes held together by one or two threads, loops, some feedback or a drone of some kind. The music doesn't force itself upon
the listener; it's a continuous stream of sound, more or less on a similar dynamic level, but with many changes within due to the multiple sound sources they use. The music is very much improvised, but with the studio as the instrument holding it all together, it is a different kind of musique concrète, if you will. It is a most enjoyable release, with some wonderfully weird and powerful music, relaxing yet full of just below-the-surface tension, occasionally erupting.
The other four new releases by Chocolate Monk are all on CDR. I started with one that I instantly recognised, a name that is. Diurnal Burdens is Ross Scott-Buccleuch, one of the half Liminal Haze and Steep Gloss label bosses. He plays "Nobsrine, Kastle 1.5 looper, passive ring mod, dictaphone, sampler, modular processing and effects pedals" on the five pieces he recorded with Matt Atkins, a busy bee both solo and in collaboration, and he plays "cassette recorders, looper, objects and field recordings". Their
solo work specialises in putting forward obscured atmospherical sounds of the more hazy and lo-fi variety, music that is right up my alley. None of the field recordings are easily recognised, and it doesn't matter. Fed through some electronics and looped with a low-resolution sampler guarantees that the result is a crumpled sound, like a piece of paper, and if you unfold the paper, you see what's on there. By listening extensively to the music, you can unfold it, and while you may not recognise what it is, you may understand it a bit better. During each of the five pieces, the music unfolds slowly, allowing the listener to adjust and think of his own story and get a picture of what it is. These two musicians play the mood card and do so very well. The music is darkish, ghostly and has a nocturnal feeling; maybe I am thinking of this while I write these words at that time of the day, when day turns to night and has that hazy view of the road just about visible.
I had not heard
of Marija Kova?evi? before, but Roro Perrot, I know. Mostly from his work as Vomir, but he's active under many guises and has a strong interest in breaking musical boundaries. One of them is a sort of outsider take on improvisation, and to that end, he organises 'Broken Impro' soirées at Le Chair de Poule in Paris. It's here where the two met and quickly went into the studio to record their action. It isn't easy to describe this kind of improvisation and why it is more outsider-like than your regular improvisation. Perhaps it's not my kind of territory anyway. The instruments are a guitar and broken violins; maybe there is an effect pedal, like a delay, but more so in the second piece than the first. The first piece is all out scratch and scrape affair, of sounds galore, but curiously, never sounding too chaotic or loud. They are more of a gentle crash-and-burn, perhaps obeying laws of improvisation more than they want to. The second has an ongoing delay pedal effect, adding a more
lo-fi drone-like aspect to the music. Everything takes too much time, but I guess that's the charm of this kind of sufficient weirdo thing.
Who or what has Ivy Nostrum is not explained anywhere. The cover lists the two titles of the pieces, plus "objects, tapes, cheap effects pedals, electronics, sampler, chord organ and guitar", and online, it says, "Cack-handed minimalism, amateur improvisation, barely passable sound art. Some of these things have been ripening for a while. Others are new flowerings. Somewhere between points of departure and dead-end streets", for whatever it is worth. The amateur part is a bit lost on me, as I think these are two beautiful compositions, blending found sound, melodic bits, obscured field recordings from around the house, organ-like minimalism, spoke a word and such like together, resulting in slightly lo-fi, part menacing pieces of music. Sometimes, there's a hard cut in the middle of a piece, and it continues with something completely
different, almost as if two separate pieces of tape are stuck together. Strange as that may sound, it all works wonderfully well together. At twenty-seven minutes, sadly, on the short side of things, I wouldn't have minded hearing another one.
Even a bit shorter is the release by Karen Constance, the partner of label boss Dylan Nyoukis and member of Blood Stereo. I am unsure if I reviewed her solo work (HS did in Vital Weekly 1227). Here, too, we have something resolutely lo-fi, downsampling field recordings, so they become either static or ice drops on a tin plate or, maybe, the crackle of a piece of vinyl and some sound effects. There is also a choir being chopped to pieces. Somewhere halfway through, a slowed-down voice comes in, narrating one thing or another, which moves this into more of a radio play/hörspiel kind of thing. The end section is all about dictaphone abuse, another one of those staple instruments all too common on Chocolate Monk recordings. Constance keeps
her work within reason, and it's not all about the effect of fast-forwarding/reversing tape. Like with the other new releases on this label, atmospherics play an essential role throughout the twenty-six minutes of this piece. With the various sections involving voice material in some ways, I'd say this is very suitable for any daring radio station willing to broadcast more radiophonic stuff.

new John Godbert Booklet/CDr 'Pond Life Noir' now available plus new disks from A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE, Rory Salter and...
05/11/2022

new John Godbert Booklet/CDr 'Pond Life Noir' now available plus new disks from A LARGE SHEET OF MUSCLE, Rory Salter and Wino Lodge.

available titles from Chocolate Monk

4 new Chocolate Monk titles now ripe.choc.553Rebecca Wilcox & Hannah Ellul - Third Parties  CDr £5Most of the sounds tha...
12/07/2022

4 new Chocolate Monk titles now ripe.

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Rebecca Wilcox & Hannah Ellul - Third Parties CDr £5

Most of the sounds that RW and HE make come from close to hand, everyday, tactile objects, accidents, or routines. And from the body as it rubs, carries, plays, waits, dawdles with its surroundings. The voices are chatting, syncopating, trying to change position, getting in a mess.
Edition of 60

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Karen Constance - Lalo Mendy CDr £5

"Cinematic molecules from another era, having seeped through fissures in the timeline, arrive on Lalo Mendy disguised as neurological pulsations and astrally projected trailers from a drive-in theater. Does this mean La Constance is here to w***y Enter The Dragon and Cool Hand Luke samples all over your nilly? You deserve a slap for even asking, Bun-Bun. The repetitions here feel compulsive and hypnotic, yes, but also off-kilter and Just Not Right, away from which one is loathe to look. Areas rumble like boats traveling where they oughtn’t, shot through with the kazoo-like quack of bleeps and voice fragments and shadows of transmissions intercepted from intercoms at Business Goose HQ. A recurring tempo recalls quasi-synchronous swingsets rocking back and forth as enjoyed by the surreal children often depicted frolicking and assuming recognizably-Constance postures in her paintings and collages. It is also, however, a bit more complicated. Orders from the Supreme Honk simultaneously ooze over and whiz toward an all-femme Space Force, destabilizing civilians like us with Doppler Effect howls that leave us feeling pushed out of an airplane and descending through a hailstorm of whistling meat rocks. Destination: Unarius picnic overtaken by groundskeepers scooping up damaged mechanical heads with shovels." - S.Glass
Edition of 50

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Crank Surgeon & Dylan Nyoukis - Dulles Unt Huso CDr £5

"For pete's sake, it's the year 1996. We recall the tactic: trundle off to visit the Scottish branch of our international cult, make a pile of recordings using a handy dandy Aiwa cassette recorder featuring the retractable mic, remix the sounds a couple months later on the pink boombox at BBF in Harpsie, Maine; then, finally, dash it off into the mail, maybe circa 1997 or so? and wait a few decades for it to re-emerge from the lichen curds of memetic cardboard & bubblewrap, liberated from its proverbial broom closet suite in Brighton, UK.

This purpling welt of a salvo was intercepted by our pal, Dylan Nyoukis, of Decaer Pinga & Chocolate Monk infamy. Mr Nyoukis not only stars as a darling co-collaborator in this brillo, we raise our stout coffee mugs to celebrate and acknowledge his generosity in digitizing a humble multi-mile cassette into a format that all of us can swoon to.
glurp!" - Crank Sturgeon
Edition of 60

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KARK - The Tattooed Date of the Earthquake Across the Abdomen CDr £5

"Do you remember the first gasp of air you ever sucked down, abjectly sensing that things outside you can go inside you, as you crawled out from inside into the outside unknown: still-born at the still-lodge reflecting still-waters, perpetually distilling your daily boils, bils, dungs, romans, and countryfolk throughout the last half of adolescence, more-or-less mute, and then those who didn’t already live there all migrated down river to a Kentucky city-town and blurred into the salon-saloon weekly-gatherings held in foreign-tongues, obliterating toward no-known-object, only, for those who survived, to wake up decades later to a set of Pappy Van Winkle-wrinkles, and a good-enough smile? The two general rules for Kark—and what distinguishes Kark from their sibling-limb Sapat—is that there are no amps and no guitars allowed. The 19 tracks and 79 minutes of sound on this album were recorded over a 21 year period and co-created between 47 people in Louisville, Kentucky. Membership overlaps with too many bands to list here, but some highlights include The Cherry Blossoms, The Magik Markers and Ron Pate, big band leader of Tuscaloosa, Alabama’s 1970’s Dada-heavies Rev. Fred Lane. Arkestrial Moondogs soak Kenny G’s Jazz-Concrète saxophone reeds in a Xenakis-Joujouka urinal cake. Secret agreements between past and present selves flash-form into a joyful body of outsider music." - Crozier Lathrop
Edition of 60

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available titles from Chocolate Monk

new May Monk batch be heavy!! Constance/Nyoukis split tape plus disks from Tim Olive. Ypsmael + Eloine, Augenmusik (Sama...
21/05/2022

new May Monk batch be heavy!! Constance/Nyoukis split tape plus disks from Tim Olive. Ypsmael + Eloine, Augenmusik (Samara Lubelski & Werner Nötzel) and S**t Creek. http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

New Chocolate Monk wares = Territorial Gobbing 'Suffer For Succotash' CDr, Witcyst/Nyoukis - 'I Am Fallin Down' split CD...
09/04/2022

New Chocolate Monk wares = Territorial Gobbing 'Suffer For Succotash' CDr, Witcyst/Nyoukis - 'I Am Fallin Down' split CDr, compilation 'The Juice From Your Pen is Running My Leg vol.1' CDr (featuring Malcy Duff, Natalia Beylis, Of Habit, Sophie Cooper, Neil Campbell, Roy Claire Potter, S.Glass, Andy Heck Boyd & Kasper Melted, Mark Groves and Angela Sawyer) and Jim Strong's '36fibulae' booklet/cassette & badge set. http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

available titles from Chocolate Monk

As we bobsled ride out of the crud month of February we invite you to indulge yr lugholes in some glory, glory be! A hea...
25/02/2022

As we bobsled ride out of the crud month of February we invite you to indulge yr lugholes in some glory, glory be! A healthy dose of audio negligence, rich in minerals and mungery to quiet the chattering babies of yr mind.

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Constance Nyoukis- ?????? CDr £5 (Edition of 50)

Who does what??? Well put these in your Pantheist pipe and have a guess, dummy.

Huff 1. The dreaded yet joyous satsuma nightmare. You have never heard of it, but you know it.That pulse and burp and craw that leads to the electric scuttle. In a movie it is protein farmed from a peat bog with a dollop of silver acrylic paint. Wheeze. Omit the atmosphere.

Huff 2. Set deep in a dank boot. Crumpled birds bent into figure eights in woozy frame. Cave people recorded straight to paper. A crooning lothario slipped a healthy dose of something good/bad. A pot of ooze poured upon any negations. A broken laser as your friend.

Huff 3. Boomers straight to walkman give good song and life advice.

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Brian Ruryk - 12 Chairs for Chu Chu Cdr £5 (Edition of 75)

12 tunes of harmonically broad non universal guitar cut up n' crete guaranteeed to create disillusionment in any lover of the guitar; music in general; Acoustmatic music etc. etc. (Spoiler Alert: fairy does not take tooth….) music / not really music / self stimulation (head banging) (dancing) / joint locks / irreparable loss / questionable grounding practices….it's all here. Flicking off the ear-brain system and interrupting any continuum you like, Ruryk calls the plays, and he takes the blame (ie. various stereo panning laws, and the 3:1 mic placement rule were often broken here). Also…..he would like to thank the following team members for contributing sounds to this CDr, In order of appearance:

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bBomit,
Id M Theft Able,
Toshiji Mikawa,
Daniel Gregory,
Brian Turner,
Rob Michalchuk,
Cody Brant,
Giblet Gusset,
Fleshtone Aura,
Stephen Boyle,
Territorial Gobbing,
Fray Bentos
who all blindly (perhaps foolishly ?) handed over their content to be used by Ruryk, and fuc

anyway this has all the typical stuff, audio spills, fog offs, signal chains, and the bickering you’d expect, but this time it drips onto the others, and their stuff trickles back, you get it right ?….sometimes he even creates places where they can go and be alone. Overall great boss….4.5 stars…fearless leader….also dad rock; parking lot ambiences; roller coasters… 4.0 stars, and if anything smells like s**t on this disc, blame Ruryk not the team ok ?

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Taylor Hicks – Guitar Solos CDr £5 (edition of 60)

Michigan mangled guitar extemporizations from one half of slow moving weirdos Creode. Empty the fridge of thoughts and fill the cauldron with shrugs and flutter. Tyler resists ball dangling collison course tactics and instead deals in concentrated alien farts for the hushed and humbled.There are no words just hunched shoulder meditation. Toenail gaze. Feel the mind cigar bloom and the malfunction get greasy. No Van Halen or Nace was hurt during the makins of these recordings.

"I can't imagine stringing the words together for a Tyler release. Jedi in my book, and my words wouldn't do it." - Mike Collino

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Ida K - Pterodactyl Graveyard CDr £5 (Edition of 60)

Dai Coelacanth Ida Coelacanth Ida Koelacanth Ida K agitation confusion paranoia wigs worms the bunker the B&B the Graveyard. The Pterodactyl. The Pterodactyl trilogy. The final part of the Pterodactyl trilogy. Over fifty minutes of shouting whispering mumbling jumbled up sounds and incessant banging. Bovril smeared on an aching skull can evaporate and cause oily plumes in shafts of light. No prisoners taken or required. A small pie hug given. Make lard not war.

As always you can find the sounds etc at http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

available titles from Chocolate Monk

Tell January to do one. New MONK batch with Matt Mottel & Mik Quantius, Cloth, Raymond Cummings and Andy Heck Boyd http:...
29/01/2022

Tell January to do one. New MONK batch with Matt Mottel & Mik Quantius, Cloth, Raymond Cummings and Andy Heck Boyd http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

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Last Chocolate Monk releases of 2021. Leslie Keffer - Temple CDrJorge Boehringer - Hair String & Magnets CDrDylan Nyouki...
02/12/2021

Last Chocolate Monk releases of 2021.
Leslie Keffer - Temple CDr
Jorge Boehringer - Hair String & Magnets CDr
Dylan Nyoukis - Perpetual Ear Brew cs
Rick Potts - Advanced Auto Body pocket book/stickers
Constance/Nyoukis - Therapeutic Effects bboklet/CDr/badge/stickers
Glass/Constance/Nyoukis/Nimmo - Calibre 1 CDr

http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

got copies of Bren't Lewiis Ensembles new 3" disk 'Attarct and Reproduce'"Eighteen minutes of electro-squawk inspired by...
21/10/2021

got copies of Bren't Lewiis Ensembles new 3" disk 'Attarct and Reproduce'
"Eighteen minutes of electro-squawk inspired by bot larvae gestating in a nutrient-rich aspic of rancid custard and leech waste." edition of 25.

plus copies of Soft #6 minizine
"Images and text by and/or about Lenore, Doug Roberts, Cody Brant, The Viper, Veronica Lovejoy, The Marques, Fenwick Addison, Joan of Art, Genki Teddy, Maria Estevez, S. Glass, Lymphoma, Ace Farren Ford, Cruel Duane, Aldo Chob, Stormycedar, Dylan Nyoukis. Full color throughout, 32 pages"

plus a couple of Bad At Raving Foundation disks from Cody Brant & Carl Kruger and Cosy Brant & Chefkirk

http://www.chocolatemonk.co.uk/nonmonk.html

ONE MORE CHOCOLATE MONK SEPTEMBER DROP TO CLEANSE YR GRUBBY MIND!!!!!New disks from The Negative Kite, Sticky Foster & N...
30/09/2021

ONE MORE CHOCOLATE MONK SEPTEMBER DROP TO CLEANSE YR GRUBBY MIND!!!!!

New disks from The Negative Kite, Sticky Foster & Neil Campbell, Kambrik Zone (Cody Brant & Ian Mckenzie), National Disgrace, Horse Laminators (Sindre Bjerga, Theo Gowans & Max Nordile)

word blurb/insight/nonsnese and sounds over at http://www.chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

Five new Chocolate Monk titles ripe for september. New Disks from Johnny Scarr, Howard Stelzer (& friends), The Occupant...
06/09/2021

Five new Chocolate Monk titles ripe for september. New Disks from Johnny Scarr, Howard Stelzer (& friends), The Occupant & Todd W Emmert, plus a new tape from the mysterious Mažas Kiekis.
Have a read and a listen http://www.chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

available titles from Chocolate Monk

18/08/2021

wowzers. Glowing review of 'No One Cares About The Drama Queen's Potassium Intake' from Mr Stelzer over at Vital Weekly. Humbled.

DYLAN NYOUKIS & SEYMOUR GLASS - NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE DRAMA QUEEN’S POTASSIUM INTAKE (CD by Chocolate Monk)

"Talk about truth in marketing! Do you care about the drama queen’s etc etc? I’ll bet you don’t! And yet, here’s a treatise by two of the world’s greatest song titlers (in case you’re writing this down, the complete list of Earth’s A+ song-titlers in no particular order: D.Nyoukis, S.Glass, Phil Todd, Campbell Kneale, Ron Mael) describing the statement’s self-evident truth. And maybe the end of summer is an appropriate enough time to start compiling an “albums-of-the-year” list, ‘cuz this bastard sure is on it. You
know Dylan Nyoukis from his solo work, his part in the beast that is Blood Stereo and the man whose “taste” manifests as the catalogue of his Chocolate Monk label. Seymour Glass is an incomparable writer and is part of too many groups to list, but here are a few: Bren’t Lewiis Ensemble, Glands of External Secretion, Suppressive Persons… and I’ll stop there.
Upon first listen, “No One Cares…” an explosion of cartoon psychosis bursting feverishly in all directions. But evidence of its greatness comes with further explorations… for me, the revelation happened a few minutes into my third incursion. This thing left me stupefied (I know, I know… I was pretty stupid, to begin with, har har) and smiling like a goon. Upon continued engagement, “… Potassium…” revealed itself to be profound/masterful. But lemme back up. “… Intake” began life as a single-track half-hour CDR released last year on Chocolate Monk. Perhaps you’ve heard that version. It was
good! It also did brisk enough business to warrant consideration for a second edition, and that’s the point at which a good album morphed into a great one. The initial 30-minute piece was transformed (with some scrambling and re-composing, addition and multiplication etc) into three 20-ish-minute pieces… or maybe a single hour-long cerebrum-scramble that’s cut into three sections for easier digestion. The result might be the apex of either artist’s work (so far), but then it’s still only August, so who knows.
As one can expect from Nyoukis’ output, there’s an intangible dream logic at work as one element blurs into the next and aspects become clear and/or recede and/or transform in delightfully surprising ways. At one moment, we’re deep inside a sentient alien esophagus attempting to give directions to lost tourists… the next, we’re surreptitiously eavesdropping on an argument about language at a corner market. The argument started before we arrived and
continues after we’ve shifted into a different state of consciousness, so instead of resolution we get a passage of squeaky toys that become inside-piano chimes, then balloon animals chained to actual animals, then the interior monologue of porcelain hippopotami on a fire escape. What seems at first to be linear or episodic or random is revealed upon close listens to have careful structure, sonic depth and attenuated tension. Comic goof is given some air time (whoops, whoopie cushions, grotesque juxtapositions) but the yuks lead inexorably to overpowering three-dimensional heave and lurid gloop as tantalizingly familiar acoustic harrumph folds inside and through itself, inside becomes outside and outside becomes a dream. There’s a palpable space and openness, each sound seemingly tangible within the stew. Human voices interfere by singing, muttering, swallowing or confidently reciting evocative nonsense. A cavalier listener might reach out to grab hold of some big metal ladle or
dip a toe into the cosmic gloop before its atoms disperse, and maybe it wasn’t really there at all. It’s a goddamn blast.
Here’s an example of what you’re in for. The second track starts with a too-much-information propulsion rush, but the initial assault shifts sideways to a beautiful distant muttered/muted/mutated conversation and implacably coming-into-focus electronic irritant. A quick shift to Partch-like plonk is backed by another voice in distress… mocked by persistent raspberry and inhuman chortling. Glass & Nyoukis are patient, letting a bizarre mood take hold and establish its own topography before shifting gears again to pots n’ pans n’ animal growl. “Drama Queen…” is a creation of breathtaking compositional dexterity with a confidently light touch. This is something I can (and have! And will continue to!) listen to close over and over. I’m sure I’ll discover new facets interacting beneath and between what I’ve noticed so far. Highest
recommendation, folks. " - Howard Stelzer

30+ years late to the show Chocolate Monk releases our first “proper” CD, and expanded edition of the long gone CDr (str...
22/07/2021

30+ years late to the show Chocolate Monk releases our first “proper” CD, and expanded edition of the long gone CDr (street level) 'No One Cares About The Drama Queen's Potassium Intake' by Dylan Nyoukis & Seymour Glass.. almost double in length to the original release.
Dylan Nyoukis & Seymour Glass - No One Cares About The Drama Queen's Potassium Intake CD £10
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With the CDR edition sold out, Chocolate Monk and Butte County Free Music Society pressured their respective kingpins to add another 30 minutes of audio and a couple more frames of Karen Constance artwork for an expanded reissue on CD (not a CDR) in a six-panel eco-pak.
Churning and honking like a couple of white apes in a suntan lotion sento, Nyoukis and Glass bromance the mud for a solid uninterrupted (almost) hour. They manipulate field recordings, befoul sound effects recordings, loot audio thrift store cassettes, violate the public domain, and contaminate domestic objects. Auntie Pearl clinks and coughs and laughs and listens to Led Zeppelin. Duncan Harrison tries to teach Ms. Elkka how to ollie in a Hastings train station after a day getting pi**ed with Steve Underwood, because life skills. It’s just a good long wallow in ghostly moon flatch, something you look like you could use right about now. Allow the duo’s ballet-dancing electronic bendables to pirhouette and plié through your skull. A little equilibrium-challenged DNA, splatters of tube-squeezed murk, and descending plasmatic crud are the universal pick-me-up. If not yourself, do it for the plague babies. Mastered by Julian Tardo at Church Road Studios. Co-released with Butte County Free Music Society.
Edition of 150
plus still keeping real with street level CDr
Forrest Friends - untitled CDr £5
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The Forrest Friends emerge from 2020 and show how the old passing-an-8-track-back-and-forth can really get you to some strange places. Devolving righteously into a mish mash of mood musics. Imagine Angst Hase Pfeffer Nase doing some alien gas-huffing wangers or one of the dribblers from Caroliner getting their drool on to insectoid funk-a-gunk puzzle muzak. There is plenty of little creepers too, wee sonic plucks matured just right to deliver that all important ear worm (or should that be larvae??), so pull up a chair to the blown out tables and let the psych coloured world seep through the window. You don't to take my word for it, just take Mr Garrison Hecks insight
"All's I can say about it is that we had never done things this way before, but decided to pass an 8-track back-and-forth over the plague-time sniffles season, and the handle flew off in unexpected ways.... is this a pop album? sort of?... there're hip-hop beats, maybe some alien dub... not what I initially thought we'd be coming up with, but here we are.. blur your ears and it's just cowboy soundtracks, dancefloor bangers, goth-industrial lullabies, rural land-lubber sea-shanties, 80's sax-laden jams, etc...
oor maybe that's not what it is at all?
ugh, honestly, I'm really confused by this thing that we have birthed from our aural womb, and not the Wordy Rappinghood with describing this particular thing. but a straight-up pop album for sure, the closest we've come to such a thing, anyway."
Edition of 60
Russell Walker - The Blue Shirt of Simon CDr £5
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The Pheromoans main lunk and one half of The Teleporters was originally going to present a short chapbook of wanton sleaze, but felt the great unwashed were not quite ready for it yet, so instead he submitted The Blue Shirt of Simon, a piece of "noir crime fiction" in audio book fashion apparently. It is set in a fictional West London town called Simon, taking place over two weeks in Februrary 2021. All characters are fictional and any resemblance they have to persons alive or dead is coincidental. Aye right.
"I really liked it even though it sounds like a man of the edge of some sort of breakdown" – anonymous
Edition of 60
Odie ji Ghast - DOMESTIC recordings CDr £5
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Another snap shot of lockdown life here on the s**tty Brexit Isles, This time Odie ji Ghast aka Greta Buitkute (Labas Krabas, Historically Fu**ed etc) invites you to their abode in the thriving creative hive of Gateshead (don't call it Newcastle, ya bam!). Multitracked vocals (both gibber and song) get mixed in with dictaphone, home appliances, keyboards and "loud thoughts". An intimate insight into the clutter revolution.
"2020 summer full of domesticity that's soaked in time slow moving back and forth between arising direction and reflections on past crumbles" - Odie ji Ghast
Edition of 60
As ever sound clips and ordering information at http://chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

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Four new Chocolate Monk titles availablechoc.518Seymour Glass & Ali Robertson - Donut Oil CDrWhen Ali Robertson witnesse...
04/06/2021

Four new Chocolate Monk titles available

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Seymour Glass & Ali Robertson - Donut Oil CDr
When Ali Robertson witnessed Seymour Glass tell Joe “Posset” Murray that he was the “only guy in the UK whose writing is worth a damn,” Robertson knew exactly who he was going to rope in for a future journalistic favour. Clearly, the Yankee behemoth knows which side of his scone is buttered. Nothing happens without fealty to the institutions of butchery and bakery, after all.

“Sprinkle, crinkle, pit of mud, how I wonder who’s yer fud.” So began the silent incantation that protected the lesser half of Usurper and the decrepit 1/40th of Bren’t Lewiis Ensemble in their completion of this magenta-cloud hallucination. From what, one might ask. Hard to say, as they overcame all obstacles and nefarious phenomena seen and unseen attempting to keep them from their appointed sounds. Emboldened by bulls**t sorcery, the reckless pair of hobbits dove into a shared dreamstate, thrashed around inside pink cubes for a while, where disembodied voices and conveyor belts stacked high with body parts and vegan substitutes ensorcelled and nauseated, and slid back out with nary a grease stain on their Brunello Cucinelli perforated, suede-panelled, cashmere gloves. That’s all we know. Rest assured, friend, Robertson and Glass have packed all 48 minutes of this disc with primo slurps, throttled puckers, fairytale calisthenics, fading electronics, tape manipulation, intimate congress with inanimate objects, naïve instrument prowess, and the finest crackle that can be derived from stale peat loaves.

Edition of 60

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various artists - Salvage Job CDr
If its broken, don't fix it. Further recordings made during the mess of the past year which you may hear as a shining pathway out of the s**t, or a "Back to the egg!" warning cry. Pour yrself a drink, put on those headphones and let the gamble commence.

Featuring tracks from Hobo Sonn, Muyassar Kurdi & Ka Baird, Sigtryggur Berg Sigmarsson, A.S, Raymond Cummings, Hardworking Families, Stone Cornelius, Dora Doll, Duncan Harrison, LDSN, Angela Sawyer & Ethan Marsh, Glands Of External Secretion, Tania Caroline Chen, Mark Groves, Staubitz & Waterhouse, Kraus, Kate Armitage, Constance/Nyoukis and RRS.

Artwork from Mr Bill Nace

Edition of 100

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Carnivorous Plants - POTIONS!!! CDr
The beloved "Beard of Bristol" Owen Chambers spent several weeks trying to unlearn guitar but found that a toxic knot once tied is hard to undo. His resolve failed him, well not totally. While his splendid guitar playing would remain in tack he decided he could at least add a smear of "whatthef**kery" to his belt by spending the next week listening only to a handful of Glands Of External Secretions and Karen Constance recordings. He then set about making POTIONS!!! which he describes as "A soup of sounds made from old russian sci-fi films, lo-fi synth improvisations, duelling radios and other stuff like choral vocals and the like". It is better to travel well than to arrive.

Artwork by Miss Karen Constance

Edition of 60

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Translucent Envelope/Bob Desaulniers - Grimly Forming Booklet & CDr
Yet more sweet eye and ear yolk from the Lunk Headed Library and a great honour to have further recordings from the under documented tape mangling sound wizard Bob Desaulniers AKA Translucent Envelope. The album was culled from recordings made at home between Summer 2020 and Spring 2021 using tapes, sampler, electronics, phone recordings, contact mics, and objects which he says is "a fairly accurate sonic depiction of my brain turning to mush over the last eight months or so. Too much time cooped up in the house... I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling this way right now."
The 20 page A5 colour booklet is a selection of collages made between 2015 and 2021 using magazines, scissors, paper, and glue stick which will sooth the aforementioned mush brain. Balance dear Bozos.

Numbered edition of 69

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