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07/09/2024

always do your best and God will do the rest.

09/07/2024

HOW TO SURVIVE IN JOZI🇿🇦

1. If you get offered a quick Job, no matter how broke you're, walk away.Say No & don't look back; even if it's for charity, Baleka!

2. No earphones while walking in the CBD.

3. When you see a lot of People running & Shouting "Vimba" Just know sh*t's about to go down, Some ass whooping.

4. When someone offers to sell a brand new smartphone at a cheapest price in the CBD, Baleka!

5. Don't act stupid when you see celebrities at Braam / New Town they're always there.

6. Do not wear Mini Skirts in Jo'burg CBD

7. Never go to China Mall alone, that side is a bit quiet & dangerous; You will be jacked.

8. In a TAXI Close your nearest window especially if you're using a taxi from Rivonia or Morningside, as soon as you enter Hillbrow put your phone away. Only take out your phone on the freeway because these local born Nyaope Boys Have skills on opening the Window from outside to access your phone, and It happens so freaking fast.

9. If you see someone with a big bag asking for taxi money
to go home trust me, those streets are his home, they always have that bag & that Story, so Just keep moving.

10. Those Nigerian guys by those Small Shops at Bree Taxi Rank will always stop you & say " Don't you wanna sell your PHONE for Good Money" Just say NO & flee fast.

11. Also when you see a guy "accidentally" dropping a stack of cash" don't pick up the money, just mind your own business & keep walking faster.

12. It Helps to walk where everyone walks, there are no short cuts in JOZI.

13. Never ask for direction especially at MTN taxi rank, it costs R100.

14. If you see a cow falling from the sky, don't look surprised just keep on walking.

15. Never say sorry
16. Never let anyone help you carry your bag, no matter how heavy it is.. Never.

17. Finally, The First Corner Rule. Very Important!! If you find yourself walking alone & you see people following & your Instinct tells you sh*t's about to go down you're damn
right, sh*t's about to go down

30/05/2024

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

03/05/2024

She d!ed because of an iPhone.

All Cynthia's friend were iPhone users which their boyfriends got for them. Cynthia was using an Itel android phone. Each time Cynthia tried to touch the iPhone of her friends, they would scare her away telling her to go get a boyfriend that would get an iPhone for her.

"Don't touch my iPhone. My boyfriend got it for me. Go and have one that would get you an iPhone" Judy her friend would always say to her.

Six months of their relationship, Cynthia requested for an iPhone. Frank on the other hand has been asked by his Baba to sacrífice his girlfriend Cynthia. Frank has been planning on how to begin his mission on k!lling Cynthia for the sacrifîce but when Cynthia requested for an iPhone, he decided to get her through that means.

"I will get you an iPhone 15 if you sleep with me" Frank said to her.

"IPhone 15!!!" Cynthia exclaimed.

She agreed.

That evening, Frank slept with her and when they were done, he went into his wardrobe, brought out the iPhone and handed it over to her.

Cynthia's heart was filled with joy. She picked up her clothes and dressed up.

She kissed him before leaving to he apartment.

She sat on the sofa in her one room apartment. While she was about to open the iPhone, she felt a sharp pain on her vàgínå.

She dropped the iphone by her side and tried to figure out what caused the pain.

The pain came again and before she knew it, blóōd started gushing out of her vàgíñà.

She blèèded till she d!ed on the sofa.

It was unfortunate for her😷

13/01/2024

Before you send a woman money to buy a dress make sure you have bought a nice suit for yourself..

Before you send a woman money to buy makeup make sure you have bought that expensive perfume for yourself.

Before you send a woman money to buy data bundles make sure you have paid your WiFi.

Before you send a woman money for lunch make sure you have enough food in your house.

Before you send a woman money make sure you have settled your bills, needs & wants.

Men, learn to love yourselves & stop neglecting yourselves to impress women who don't even care about you.

29/10/2023

Apart from Mbappe, who else can you spot

25/09/2023

I still believe in loving and being faithful to one person, and I refuse to let this generation take that from me.

06/09/2023

Drake posing in a room full of bras he collected from his tours..😳,

04/08/2023

never force someone to love u back, let someone love u for being who you are💐

28/07/2023

Adults Only, open this when you're alone.

23/06/2023

They're no longer proud of their faces but their backs!

21/06/2023

Don’t change your heart, change the people you’re giving it to.

10/06/2023

Don’t be shocked when life starts to get good. You deserve that.

03/06/2023

6 LAWS TO WIN IN LIFE

1.Stop telling people your plans

When you over share, you hurt your own progress. Keep things private and win.

2.Know when to say no

Strong people put their own well being before pleasing others. Practice saying no more often.

3. Make a decision, and commit to it

Too many people lack discipline and go back to their toxic patterns. Make a decision to change, and stick to it.

4. There is power in numbers

Nobody has made it in life all by themselves. You need a team that uplifts and supports you. Stop being a lone wolf.

5. Starve your distractions, feed your focus

Focus on your goals instead of
cheap dopamine. You will achieve anything you ever wanted.

6. Always provide value to others

There is only one secret to success: making other people's lives easier. In business and relationships, providing value will keep you their first priority.

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03/06/2023

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as t
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27/05/2023

I hustle strictly to change my situation, competition don’t even cross my mind.

22/05/2023

Kenya power and lighting company replaced the poles but retains the woodpecker's home

20/05/2023

Babe u will find me under the tree

20/05/2023

Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition 😂😂🔊

20/05/2023

The best apology is changed behaviour.

19/05/2023

Love can touch us one time / And last for a lifetime / And never let go 'til we're gone.

19/05/2023

don't be hard on yourself , you are doing extremely well 🤎

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