Burlesque Noir

28/05/2019

Our 2019 artwork, courtesy of the talented Alan Kirby

17/10/2018

Our audience mean the world to us at Burlesque Noir, I love it when they have their pics taken with us, if anyone has pics from the night of you and friends I would love to see them :) please feel free to post in comments, then I can keep them. You beautiful lamb chops 😍

15/10/2018

Its just over a week since Burlesque Noir 2018, and plans for burlesque noir 2019 are well under way. our next show is on the 5th october 2019, more announcments coming soon, but in the meantime lets take a look at some of the amazing show photos from this years show. taken by the incredibly talented Neal Rylatt our beloved member of the Burlesque Noir team. Feel like a right lucky Raven

07/09/2018

burlesque noir 2018

16/08/2018

Let us meet the cast of Burlesque Noir 2018, starting with one of our headliners. The Barron of the universe, Baawo Bee.
STORY OF THE BARON
The bastard son of the Queen Elizabeth and a Lion tamer of a circus. The long lost evil brother of Prince Charles.
The Baron was riced up by royal sheep and taught by cockney thieves of Finland. This more than awkwardly weird combination of luck and unfortunate made him to be a little bit more than a normal human. In the early state of his wonderlust years he joined a traveling vaudeville attraction Sirkus Tapaturma and soon figured out that he has rather supernatural abilities. His skin was able to take a lot more stress than normal healthy skin could. He got his body heavily tattooed and started pushing objects through his flesh, hanging on the flesh hooks and lifting heavy objects with his piercings.
Some years later this human marvel decided that he should go and meet up with his mother and brother dear. So off he went, all the way to his Mother Land.
God save the Queen, Oooh bullocks! Mother and brother dear were not exactly in a mood to meet up this carnival oddity. Well, to be more precise, The Baron never even got any further than palace gates when the guards stopped his journey. -F**k the Monarchy, I was build with anarchy- The Baron though and established his private freak show army Psycho Cyborgs.
The Mentality of Cyborgs was built in the way that they feel no pain. The Show was rated to be “the most hard core freak show in the history” –Bizarre Magazine-, they drilled through their arms and ran 50 000.V via the rod pierced through their cheeks and other inhuman demonstrations of power.
The Baron stayed with his private army for a few years, until he started to get quite enough of the seriousness and brutality. The Baron once again packed his travel trunk and went wondering around.
Wanna join the Circus? Wanna be the clown?
Well now that is an advert not to miss! The Baron got call from Luci Fire of Fire Tusk Pain Proof Circus. They were curious to know if The Baron wanted to join their gang of Clowns. As you can imagine, it didn’t take much more than that phone call and The Baron was in the show biz again. This time with one of the most entertaining sideshow circuses within the Europe. “The Best of Brighton Fringe” –Brighton Fringe Magazine-. The Show was 2.5 hours of high power carnage of eight clowns, each with their own specialty skills. Knife throwers, motor cross bikes, beds of nails, heavy weights, Hanging of the hair, tons of fire, human dartboards, and lots of lots of comedy. Unfortunately this cavalcade of curiosity lasted only a few years from our noble man’s part. The Circus shut their doors when the Ring Mistress and The Tusk The Clown got multiplied.
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09/08/2018

Good morning beautiful peeps, at Burlesque Noir we try our very best to go that extra mile for our audience members. Burlesque Noir ticket holders, we have a little something for you. Vouchers for all the main Merlin attractions in Blackpool.... Madame Tussauds Blackpool, Sealife Centre Blackpool, The Blackpool Tower Dungeon, The Blackpool tower eye, The Blackpool Tower Circus Pantomime, plus a few more...these vouchers work out at around half price entry and are valid untill December. To claim your vouchers email [email protected] with your burlesque noir ticket code and I will send them out to you :)
Tickets for our show from www.wegottickets.com/433667
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27/07/2018

well my little pumpkins, here at Burlesque Noir HQ, we are proud to announce, that the utterly talented FatRobot Illustration & Animation, Astro Diablo has designed us this little beauty :D How amazing does this look. it will be printed onto tote bags and t shirts, all that can be pre ordered :)
Fat robot will be having a product purchacing emporium, ( a stall i was trying to be posh ) at this years Burlesque noir

14/07/2018

25/02/2018

Burlesque Noir 2018, full and incredibly exciting line up coming soon....

Tickets go on sale Sunday 1st April from
www.wegottickets.com

13/09/2017

Lets meet our Burlesque Noir

07/09/2017

Let us meet our cast for Burlesque Noir 2017
Albah BernauxHis artistic formativo came from dance and theater. In just over a year she has participated in the most important events and festivals in Europe : Caput Mundi Burlesque Award (Rome), Milan Extraordinaire, Burlesque Festival of Toulose , Vienna Boylesque Festival, Vienna's Life Ball ... performing with world-famous artists and noting for its elegance and its aesthetic sense. His character is based on the classic imagery of the Diva influenced by a more contemporary taste for fashion and art and an almost necessary passion for transformation. His androginia and her performances create hypnotic atmospheres whit a retro flavour that confused and amazed .