The Monthly Mosquito

10/01/2025

A Synagogue in Sydney has been spray-painted with at least a dozen Swastikas in the latest anti-semitic attack to plague the metropolis. The Southern Sydney Synagogue in the suburb of All…

10/01/2025

A woman was left shocked after ordering a £700 laptop from a high street retailer only to find she was the recipient of three mouldy pies instead.  Gemma Worley, 39, from Cornwall, thought she…

09/01/2025

A BBC freelance newsreader has been sacked by the broadcaster after creating an anti-Keir Starmer charity Christmas song.  Chris Middleton, 33, unmasked himself as the brainchil…

09/01/2025

Britain’s intensifying winter flu situation is crippling hospitals with patients encountering 50-hour waits as more trusts could declare critical incidents over the coming days. At …

08/01/2025

https://themonthlymosquito.co.uk/2025/01/08/japan-is-on-course-for-extinction/

A Japanese professor has predicted the year Japan will become extinct if the country doesn’t grapple with its rapidly ageing population. The year is 2720 and away from science-ficti…

08/01/2025

More than £500 million of taxpayers’ money has been handed out to dead people in just five years because of a pension rule – and families do not have to give it back. In response to req…

07/01/2025

Prince Andrew has been accused of registering a corporation under a fictitious identity and has been referred to the police. The Duke of York, 64, used the alias ‘Andrew Inverness’ when…

07/01/2025

More than three million people have signed a petition calling for a new general election, which MPs will discuss. The petition, which accuses Labour of having ‘gone back on the prom…

06/01/2025

A violent hooligan on a ‘last and final chance’ after leaving a student with brain damage in a vicious onslaught has been spared jail – again. Michael Murray, 22, was three y…

06/01/2025

Patients will be able to choose where and when they get treatment using a ‘revolutionised’ NHS app as part of Labour’s plans to cut waiting lists. Health Secretary …

04/01/2025

After many weeks of milder-than-normal weather, winter is finally arriving in Britain. Across the nation, temperatures have dropped and snow has caused chaos. But, whatever happens, it is doubtful …

03/01/2025

Elon Musk has ramped up attacks on Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour government as tension continues to build around calls for an inquiry into the Prime Minister’s handling …

02/01/2025

London Mayor Sadiq Khan has said his children believe he has ‘sold out’ by accepting a Knighthood and becoming ‘part of the establishment’. Sir Sadiq was awar…

02/01/2025

A council has been criticised for cruel plans to introduce a ‘tourist tax’ that could see expectant mothers charged when they have to journey to hospital from remote areas to give birth…

30/12/2024

It is seen as the future of green air travel. As millions put Christmas behind them and begin looking for summer sunshine, airlines are looking to ask flyers to step on the scales before …

28/12/2024

https://themonthlymosquito.co.uk/2024/12/28/the-boy-in-the-bubble/

This is the moment a boy was discovered inside a bubble drifting in the Brazilian sea. Video footage showed a person on a boat strapping a rope around the bubble and dragging it to the shore at Láz…

28/12/2024

Shoppers have claimed that Britain’s abandoned ghost shopping centres would be improved ‘by a zombie apocalypse’. Residents of Dartford, a commuter town in Kent, claim that s…

28/12/2024

A family accused of masquerading as Afghans to illegally claim asylum in the UK are living in a £575,000 luxury home in an exclusive Home Counties commuter town having cost the taxpayer £160,000 ov…