18/08/2017
Just when I thought I had seen it all...
Had a call from a customer, with a VHS tape, which he wanted transferred to DVD. He advised me that the tape had snapped and would require repairing. I gave him the price ”assuming no one had attempted a repair”. I say that, as in the past I’ve seen reel swaps, causing the tape to be reversed, brakes and guides left out etc etc. I have seen it all...so I thought.
He duly arrived and when I looked at the tape, I could see the spine label was serrated through its length, indicating the tape had been dismantled. While he was there, I opened the shell and what I saw made me almost speechless, except for a very loud WTF!!
It would appear, (so I was told) his late wife was a photographer and mechanic of the house. She had attempted to join the tape with...wait for it...
Metal staples!!!
Unsurprisingly the repair had failed.🤔 I have the section of tape pinned up as a reminder, there’s "one" around every corner!
I have seen many total foul-ups with VHS cassettes but most of the "inappropriate materials" have been on cine film. Over the years I have had 16mm, 9.5mm and 8mm film sent in for transfer, spliced with staples, insulation tape, Elastoplast , Sellotape, parcel tape, Blu-Tack and even double sided sticky fixers.
I did comment that had this tape managed a revolution through the tape path, it would have seriously damaged the machine...well, I may not quite have used those words 😂