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Do not pity the DJ, for we are proper rolling in it mate.
I was a small, underfed Dutch girl who wrestled daily for pfennigs and gilders against cows, large pieces of wood and angry bees wearing only a small barrel. It was a living. Then I saw an angel, he was called ‘Plantpot’. I immediately spun a cocoon for myself and emerged as Martin Garrix. Still beautiful but now with teenytiny balls.
I grew into a large man with a bucket on his head. But it wasn’t enough. I needed american-style showbiz in my life. So now I wear shiny jumpsuits and fire bangers out my arse.
Beats fighting logs all day I tell you!
