07/09/2025
*MA BOYD'S KITCHEN NEWS* - 7/9/2025
SUNDAY SPECIAL EDITION
*Airhead Mel has de Police Chief on a Leash*
Ma Boyd said it's only in a banana republic that de dumbest minister can be allowed to publicly destroy de Manicou Police Force. And De Chief remains quiet like a lap dog with a pink leash. She said she still cannot believe that Airhead Mel has not been detained and questioned for her treasonous act, against State security. By creating an atmosphere where gangstas are now behaving, like they can longer be policed by de Manicou Police. De Helper said not how Woman Be**er Jahisaiah is being forced to cooperate with de Cooperative Division for tief Newtown Fisheries Cooperative's money. Ma Boyd said Dunce Mel has been undermining State security for a very long time. But De hierarchy of de Manicou Police Force has never attempted to put a stop to Airhead Mel's public treasonous utterances. She said, infact Airhead Mel got more police protection. Her family's security detail has about 70 police officers. But Tehbeh Lincoln wants to remove de one police officer serving de twin villages of Coulibistrie and Morne Rachette, by closing de Coulibistrie Police Station. De Helper said that Tehbeh Lincoln wants to create more freeports for his drug dealers to do more rackets.
Ma Boyd said on December 2, 2022, Dunce Mel made de following comment at a Labah Party rally on her Promenade in Roseau. _*"Once Zone Rouge is around, I don't need to walk around with no police in Roseau."*_ She said this was a very treasonous and dangerous comment made by de wife of de Crime Minister and a Labah Grabberment minister. This started the erosion of respect for de police by Molly De Donkey. And gave her *Snipers and Navy Seals* a dangerous gateway to begin to *gravitate outwards* from respecting de police. De Helper said just how after Toumanté Skerrit registered de Popponne's family land at Morne Daniel on his name. Dunce Mel's brother Cricket Bat Swinging Brenty promised to give Toumanté Skerrit dé twa kol bat. Ma Boyd said De police, Airhead Mel's third husband and her political colleagues failed to caution her after making that dangerous public comment. She said but for several years now de same police have Activist Brian as a prison in his homeland. She said on February 24, 2022, Activist Brian was snatched from his home, dragged to court and charged with *incitement to commit Treason*. For a statement he made on October 13, 2020, on “Talk on the Block”. Since on February 24, 2022, Activist Brian's passport is de Court's custody, because of his bail conditions. That means he travel abroad next to Marie Galante. Activist Brian has to report to Marigot Police Station every week like a seasoned criminal. She said Toumanté Skerrit and Senator Whiteless tried to further embarrass Activist Brian. By getting de Marigot Police to arrest him on May 25, 2025. Simply because he missed a court date on April 28, 2025 that he never given notice for. Activist Brian even got locked up for two days at de State prison. He is currently out on bail as de vindictive and selective witch-hunt continues. She said but Airhead Mel continues to roam around and make loose attention seeking comments like a chicken without head. This is the level of political hypocrisy driving de judiciary, especially de police force in Dominica. De Helper said you cannot expect better when de Head of de failed abduction of Mehul Choksi is now de Police Chief.
Ma Boyd said de directives by Dunce Mel to Big Head Corbette during de recent Zone Rouge Red Bench Saga is very disturbing. This has placed State security on a very slippery slope. She said because de morale of de hardworking police officers have been broken into irreparable pieces. De Helper said just how PS Balaw Chéche shoulders were broken, after she was kicked off the backs of the hard workers of Discover Dominica. De Fanm Lawie! Ma Boyd said on Wednesday August 20, 2025, SSU police destroyed de bench on de Zone Rouge block. De same SSU police destroyed de Coconut water vendors' sheds at Pottersville and de shed on a block in Fond Cole. She said de following day, Dunce Mel gave her *Snipers and Navy Seals* two red benches to put back on their block in Lagoon. Totally dissing de Manicou Police Force. De Helper said just how De Chinese continues to diss de people of Wesley. Ma Boyd said de same Thursday night, de SSU police led by Haitian Blanc took the benches and brought to de Police Base at Morne Bruce. She said she was informed and confirmed that members of Zone Rouge threatened Pyé Jaune Mel. By telling her if they don't get back the benches, they will ensure that she loses in Roseau Central. She said Dunce Mel called her subordinate Police Chief, Tehbeh Lincoln and demanded that the benches are returned to Zone Rouge. Early on the morning of Friday August 22, 2025, Big Head Corbette called Morne Bruce to direct Haitian Blanc to bring back de two benches of Airhead Mel's Snipers and Navy Seals to Lagoon. Haitian Blanc flat out refused, so de benches were placed outside of de police gate at Morne Bruce. And some plastic police shamelessly brought de benches back. De Helper said he need to take a breather and a pweve at One Pot to allow that level of madness to sink in. Not how Piti Kòk Tony does take a breather and allow how firm and deep, Calling Mc In-Liar does feed his bird to sink in.
Ma Boyd said de reaction by Husband Number 3 to his wife's treasonous comments and actions was even more dangerous. She said on August 28, 2025, Husband Number 3 said at his Mess Conference, _*"I think it is important for us to move beyond these things. We have order issues to deal with in the country that are more crucial to the welfare and wellbeing of our citizens and not dwell on side events."*_ She said she wants to know if de Zanfan Malédisyon id saying that his Matrimonial Business Partner, Airhead Mel undermining of de police is a side event. If his Dumb Wife commanding de police chief to bring back de benches is a side event. If de Police Welfare Association being forced to call an emergency meeting is a side event. If 20 police officers resigning from de force within two weeks in side event. If members of Zone Rouge, now making wizib behind police officers is a side event. De Helper said he wonders when De Atlanta Toro will be gazing in Hooked On Phonics Mel's meadow for de Creole Fest, he will also call it a side event. Ma Boyd said de treasonous interference in de running of de Police Force by Molly De Donkey has to be publicly addressed by De Police and her third husband. She said first, de police force have to be allow to gain back it raisined balls. By permanently removing the benches that Tehbeh Lincoln of Mehul Choksi's failed abduction fame continues to block. De Helper said de same Tehbeh Lincoln is not blocking Tall Boy's drugs going in and out of Dominica. Ma Boyd said he understands why Husband Number 3's regional advisors are adamant that his Matrimonial Business Partner should be removed as a minister. They claimed that she is dumb, she believes that she is entitled, she likes to throw tantrums and is embarrassing. She said now she understands why Toumanté Skerrit's concubines and de women on de sixth floor of de Financial Center continue to make wizib behind Dumb Mel. This is de same Airhead Mel who has Dominica on de verge of losing over $30 millions through de World Bank Housing project. Because of her dootishness. This is de same Dunce Mel who has Roseau stinking for several months. She said Molly De Donkey is behaving like a spoilt brat craving for attention. De Helper said that is why Dunce Mel goes to Laudat looking for de Pretty Face young man to graze in her neglected meadow. Twet Francine needs to teach her konboss Mel, some bedroom governance. Ma Boyd said she is waiting to see if De Police Welfare Association will at least salvage de some dignity of de Police Force from Airhead Mel's ignorant political savagery. She said because Big Head Corbette pa ka fé un patat. And Foolish Melissa will continue with business as usual. De Helper said to tell Big Head Corbette to save de Police Force from Airhead Mel and to stop marcoing JJ De Tickler. *Ah Hoo!*, kondi DJ MJ.
