05/10/2025
*MA BOYD'S KITCHEN NEWS* - 5/10/2025
SUNDAY SPECIAL EDITION
*Dominica Has No Voter's List*
Ma Boyd said today De Kitchen will focus on de Constitutional quagmire that De Onemanwealth is facing at this time. Simple because De Labah Controled Electoral Commission has failed to keep up with some of de deadlines enshrined in *The Registration of Electors Act of 2025*. She said now there are some urgent constitutional acrobatics being proposed by Labah legal luminaries. De Helper said de Labah Grabberment never had legal luminaries, it only has illegal boozai. Even de Die-Wreck-tor of Poorbleak Prostitution is a illegal boozai. Darkness consumes her legal profession. Ma Boyd said De Commission failed to meet requirements of Section 15(1) of The Registration of Electors Act of 2025. And at present de Onemanwealth has no register of electors or voter's list. She said de Commission and de Attorney General, Spineless Levi are now working overtime trying to get a solution. They are thinking of calling another urgent meeting of Par-liar-ment to make further amendments. But there is only one solution and that is completely new registration of electors. De Helper said anything that started wrong, will end wrong. Ask CON-Dwani. Ma Boyd said she wants everyone to remain vigilant to ensure that De Electoral Commission headed by Dwarf Duncan respects our election laws, by doing the right thing. She said De Kitchen will not be long today and will remain on point. She said she wants everyone to read and understand de paragraph below that De Kitchen dished out on Friday October 3, 2025. De Helper stood up and *Shock Dem* by singing, _*"When we cook, we hitting targets. Dish, after Dish, after Dish."*_
De Assistant Chef said madness is going on at De Electoral Commission. And Toumanté Skerrit's election tiefing legacy is coming to an end. She said The Registration of Electors Act of 2025 at Section 13(1) made it very clear that, _*"Notwithstanding any provision of this Act to the contrary, on the effective date, the existing list SHALL be adopted as the first register of electors under this Act."*_ De Helper said not how Dunce Mel wants to create a new list with only labahrites to get World Bank houses, notwithstanding the existing approved list. De Assistant Chef said Section 15(1) of The Registration of Electors Act of 2025 states, _*"the Chief Registering Officer SHALL, in every year, cause to be prepared and SHALL publish not later than 30th September, a register of electors in provisional form to be called the preliminary register, containing the names of persons in each polling district who are entitled to vote at an election."*_ She said Section 15(3) of de same Act states, _*"The preliminary register SHALL not include the names of persons who, in the opinion of the Chief Registering Officer,"*_ (a)(iv) _*"whose registration has not been CONFIRMED in accordance with Section 49;"*_ She said she wants to make it very clear and simple, that there has been no confirmation, so there is no preliminary register. De Helper said just how there is no financial report of de Panam Sports' money, so Umpire Billy will continue to ask Idiot Roosevelt and his dumb wife to account. She said since there is no register of electors, De Electoral Commission headed by Dwarf Duncan has to follow de dictates of de Act under Section 27(2). Which states, _*"A person whose name has been deleted from the register of electors or any list in accordance with the provisions of this Act may make an application for registration as an elector, if he or she is eligible for registration under Section 7."*_ She said everybody was deleted in absence of a list at September 30, 2025. So there must be complete registration of electors. Section 17(1) has already set the pace. It states, _*"There shall be continuous registration of persons qualified under this Act to be registered as electors."*_ She said Dwarf Duncan, Slick Alick, Subsection Lennox and Serial Tief Anthie better not try any koko makak. Because De Kitchen is watching there every move. De Helper said not how PS Balaw Chéche is watching Weave Denise Pandapam's every move.
