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18/09/2024

BILLIONAIRE BUY ALERT!

Stop jerkin n scrollin and get a load of this s**t!

Billionaire Charles Brandes just emptied his pockets into this stock…

Make sure you watch till the very end to see which one

Not financial advice, just sharing interesting s**t

13/09/2024

WW3 MAY BE ON THE HORIZON

Rumors say Sec of State Blinken will green-light Ukraine to strike deep into Russia with Western missiles. If this happens, Putin’s gonna tweak hard. Could be a weekend to remember. Stay safe, and keep some cash aside for a Monday buying opp.

ASTRONAUTS GO FAR AS F**K

SpaceX astronauts just reached limits we haven’t hit since the Apollo Program 50 years ago. Pretty cool. Elon just doing Elon s**t, pushing limits as always.

URANIUM STOCKS BACK ON THE MENU

Putin’s thinking about restricting exports of critical commodities. Russia runs the show on uranium, nickel, and palladium. On the news, uranium stocks like CCJ, UEC, and URNM jumped 5-7%. Tight like-asshole uranium supply could send prices higher through 2025.

ISRAEL OFFERS TO END WAR

Israel offered Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar safe passage if all hostages are returned. War ends if Hamas gives up Gaza. Israeli official Gal Hirsch says the deal’s on the table. You think Yahya is gonna do it? I think YahNot...

AMERICANS GOT RUGGED 6.5B LAST YEAR

Crypto scams hit a record $6.5B in 2023. FBI says older generations got screwed the hardest. Boomers lost the most, while young degens sniffed out the scams better. If you didn’t get rugged, congrats. The rest of you, zero remorse. I hope you learned something.

GOLD ATH (AGAIN)

Gold hit a new high today, up 1.7%, with expectations of an interest rate cut by the Fed. Spot price at $2,554.

This isn’t major news because you guys should know that Gold is Based and Red Pilled. OurVHLA Analyst predicts will see $2,700 shortly (it’s me I’m sub 70 iq).

But continue to get scammed by crypto schemes, while the boys and I take second mortgages and bet on Gold stocks. You crypto nerds will be nice exit liquidity at the peak of the run.

11/09/2024

BREAKING: Trump says last nights debate was RIGGED!

Just this morning, Trump was blasting ABC news moderators for hosting what DT believed to be a rigged debate.

While he wasn’t happy, he did state that he believes it was “one of his best debates,” despite the fact that he felt as if he was battling three opponents on stage: Harris and the two news moderators.

Trump also shrugged off Taylor Swifts endorsement of Kamala, which happened just minutes after the debate.

Trump stated “I am not a TSwift fan.. she’ll probably pay a price for it in the market.”

What were your guys thoughts on the debate? Who is gonna win this thing?

06/09/2024

Some critical s**t to know here fellas:

But before that, make sure you’re subbed to **kedfinance

*GERMANY RESUMES DEPORTATION TO AFGHANISTAN:

So over the last two years Germany had completely halted deportations to Afghanistan because of security risks or some s**t… but now they back to it.

They deported precisely 28 Afghan nationals charged with criminal acts to Kabul for the first time since the Taliban came into power in 2021. W Germany.

*TRUMP TO AUDIT US GOV:

Fu**in eh right Donald. Let’s see how they like it. Buncha boomers, tranny’s and women running the US like it’s a fu**in lemonade stand. Time to pay the piper.

Trumps exact quote: “At the suggestion of Elon Musk, who has given me his complete and total endorsement, I will create a Government Efficiency Commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government — and making recommendations for drastic reforms.”

*NFL EXPECTED TO PUMP $35B IN SPORTS BETS:

F**k fellas, if there’s one industry that’s got me more bricked than a .com dork in the mid 90s - it’s the fu**ing sports betting industry.

I think it’s gonna continue to grow like Kim K’s ass.. and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. It’s simply too fun, too easy and too ritualistic for people to stop… even if all they do is fu**ing lose.

The American Gaming Association expects $35B to be wagered this NFL season - and I expect that to just get higher and higher.

*75% OF NYC ARRESTS ARE ILLEGALS:

I mean is anyone surprised? It’s in the name fellas! The deal is, 75% of those arrested in Midtown Manhattan in recent months for crimes like assault, robbery, and domestic violence are migrants.

You know what? That really yanks my fu**in chain. It’s one thing to come here illegally, it’s quite another to not follow our laws! Git lost.

*CHINA IS DRUNK!

Guess who drinks the most beer in the world? China baby! This came at a bit of a shock to me. My assumption was the UK but I suppose I can also see why China is so high…

Here’s the list:

1. China
2. USA
3. Brazil
4. Mexico
5. Russia
6. Germany
7. Vietnam
8. UK
9. Spain
10. Japan

That’s all folks!

26/08/2024

BREAKING: South Korea does not f**k

These folks have been struggling with the worlds lowest birth rate for some time, which has made the government offer financial incentives in hopes that they start producing!

In the Saha district of Busan, a program is being introduced that will pay residents to date/marry, offering $38,000 to couples that tie the knot.

This is all part of a much larger plan to combat the country’s dwindling population. They’ve just recently hit a critical point with a fertility rate plummeting to just 0.72 children per women.

Hopefully they can sort this the f**k out!

23/08/2024

Some pretty eventful things happened this week folks.

Swipe and digest the s**t to know.

YACHT FIASCO:

So here’s the deal. This guy was apparently chilling on a super yacht in Sicily with some other rich as f**k folk… and it sank. The guys missing and nobody knows exactly what to make of this

KAMALA WANTS 44%:

Ah, I’m shocked. One month into her campaign, it looks like she’s planning to do exactly what Biden already had layed out regarding the tax increases put forth in his most recent budget proposal. Thanks for nothin lady

NEW FOOTAGE:

New footage has emerged of failed Trump assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks walking around merch stalls at the Butler rally before he attempted to kill the Republican nominee

SPORTS BETTING:

Sports betting is huge and it’s effecting how people invest… I’m shocked!

“Our results show that not only does sports betting lead to increased betting activity, but it also leads to higher credit card balances, less available credit, a reduction in net investments, and an increase in lottery play,” the authors concluded. (CNBC article)

WEIGHT LOSS DRUG CAUSING SU***DE:

A new study has linked semaglutide, the active drug ingredient in weight-loss and diabetic drugs like Wegovy and Ozempic, to suicidal ideation. Keep your friends and family away from this garbage. Pick up a weight!

If you want the full rundown on any of these topics, make sure you subscribe to **kedfinance and we’ll send you the goods for free

16/08/2024

Man we fckn said it, it’s Commodity time and Gold is leading the movement pushing over $2500 an oz today to record highs.

Looks there’s like 15 reasons Gold is ripping.

#1 War tensions

#2 Weak dollar

#3 Economic uncertainty

#4 Recession Fears

#5 Because Burry just sold his Gold holdings

#6 It’s FMC and God wanted us to celebrate $2500 oz Gold with a couple (or 12) pints of Guinness tonight.

16/08/2024

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MASS DATA LEAK:

Well folks, just recently, we got fu**in hacked! A hacker dumped 2.7 billion data records, including social security numbers, on a dark web forum, in one of the biggest breaches in history. Happy identity theft!

WEST TANKS INVADE RUSSIA:

Well folks, here’s some s**t we haven’t seen since World War 2! Western battle tanks have been operating inside Russian territory. Sky News is reportingThursday that Ukrainian troops have used British Challenger 2 tanks during the ongoing cross-border offensive in Russia’s Kursk region. Splendid!

US ARMY SOLDIER SNITCH:

This fu**in guy… A U.S. Army intelligence analyst has pleaded guilty to charges accusing him of selling military secrets to China for a total of $42k! Thanks Bidens America! You know the state of your country is great when your own soldiers are selling info to the enemy for 40 fu**in k.

FBI SKETCHY OVER SATOSHI:

Well. The FBI has reportedly responded to a Freedom of Information Act request from a journalist implying that Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto was a “3rd party individual” for whom it could neither confirm nor deny it had records. The FBI issued a “Glomar response” to his request for information on Satoshi —- neither confirming nor denying the law enforcement agency had records identifying the pseudonymous Bitcoin creator.

SPACE RACE IS ON:

Space race lfggg - here’s the shtick. Low-earth orbit satellite constellations are being constructed in hyperspeed fashion, led by SpaceX’s Starlink. Now, AST SpaceMobile is preparing to send the first five commercial satellites to LEO to build out its space-based cellular broadband network. Can I get a f**k yeah? Shares of AST SpaceMobile blasted off to record highs, soaring as much as 42% in the cash session.

09/08/2024

Sup folks time to digest some s**t you should know:

SECRET SERVICE MANIA:

Bodycam footage from local Pennsylvania police reveal that in the moments after last month’s attempted assassination of Donald Trump, an officer says he told the Secret Service to cover the warehouse used by shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks. Woopsie!

RUSSIA BACKING IRAN:

Russia is sending air defence systems to Iran as the authoritarian state prepares an imminent attack against Israel, according to officials in Tehran. F**k.

UK ARREST MANIA:

Authorities in the UK are now arresting people for posting “inaccurate information” on social media, according to a new report. Sky News reports that a woman has been arrested by Cheshire Police for posting “inaccurate information on social media” about the attacker who stabbed three girls to death in Southport last week. Better get those facts right!

HEDGE FUNDS BACK ON TECH:

Zerohedge has just published an article talking about how hedge funds are quietly floating back into tech equities… Does this mean that the worst has already happened? Markets were back up today. Are we fu**ing back? Or am I gonna get smacked like a cherokee drum yet again? I guess we’ll never know. Till we do.

CNN WORTHLESS. BASICALLY.

Late last night, shares of Warner Bros. Discovery, the parent of CNN and TNT, crashed 10% to the lowest level on record after it reported brutal results, which missed across the fu**in board. The biggest blow was the company’s whopping $9.1 billion charge taken to write down the value of its traditional TV networks like CNN and TNT, which were acquired in 2022. The write down confirmed that legacy cable channels like CNN and TNT are no longer worth what they were when the $42 billion merger was completed.

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08/08/2024

After a savage sell off this week the S&P closed up 2.30% today having its best day in 1 year

A couple absolute rippers today

$PLTR + 11.25%

$COIN + 7.50%

even BTC +11%

What does this mean?

Are we back in a bull mkt?

06/08/2024

Nvidia’s CEO sold $323m worth of company stock last month, RIGHT BEFORE the market took a fu**in dump, avoiding a huge loss.

It’s been reported that Huang has had a plan in place since March in regards to selling his shares in a controlled way.

The plan is to help himself stay ahead of the tech stock sell off, which started because of poor economic data and disappointing tech earnings.

This doesn’t mean Huang isn’t confident in his company. He still holds a f**k ton and has only sold a small percent of his stock.

05/08/2024

Just about $2t has been wiped from equities today as recession fears strengthen.

Why? Speculations lead back to the Japanese’s Markets being down 20% in two days.

Investors typically borrow Yen as Japan keeps their rates low and they invest in the USA where they can yield higher returns, but as Japan raises their rates and the US fed will cut, it f**ks the whole system up.

Or i’m skitzo and this is just a correction

Thoughts below 🤷‍♂️

29/07/2024

Recently the US just passed a bill banning all congress members from trading in the stock market.

“This is a historic moment in efforts to reform the ethics laws that govern Congress. Georgians overwhelmingly agree that Members of Congress should not be playing the stock market while we legislate and while we have access to confidential and privileged information,” Sen. Ossoff said.

“This is long overdue and necessary, and today we made historic progress passing my bipartisan bill out of Committee.”

We have been hammering this down your throats for the past year. How messed up some of this Congress trading stuff is.

It’s like Curry betting on under 20 pts and shooting air balls all day.

Well these fellas are back to their still above average salaries & Pelosi is completely f**ked, but she had her run.

25/07/2024

Big week big s**t. Sub to **kedfinance for the full stories fellas:

1. STEP ASIDE GOOGLE, OPEN AI’S IN THE HOUSE

OpenAi is coming straight for Google’s head with their new search engine “SearchGPT”.

They have had it with Google’s mass dominance in the internet browser game, so they are in the testing phase of their own browser powered by their AI models such as GPT.

2. CROWDSTRIKE… WHAT THE F**K?

This Monday, Crowdstrike a leading cyber security company had a generational f**k up causing over 8.5m Windows systems to crash out, due to a botched update.

This global outage affected Airlines, Banks, Restaurants, and News Stations, and pretty much everything was out of commission on Monday, couldn’t even get a Large Pike Place Coffee.

$CRWD took a massive hit and pi**ed off some of their largest clients, such as Elon over at X as he stated he had “Deleted Crowdstrike from all his systems”

3. BIDEN OUT, CAPITAL IN

Surprise Surprise, Biden dropped out of the election. Obviously, you knew this, but what you maybe didn’t know is that the Democrats have already raised $250 million in online funding since Biden’s announcement.

Not only have they raised $250 million, but a super political action committee that supports the Biden-Harris ticket announced that over the past 24 hours, major donors have made “contribution commitments totaling $150 million to the Harris election effort.”
$400m in funding?

I’ve had some decent bl****bs but not $400m in funding good.

4. $VZLA CRUSHES PEA

In the world of Junior Mining PEA’s are kind of a big deal.

A PEA (preliminary economic assessment) helps you assess the economic viability of the company’s mineral deposit for potential mining operations.

You can have all the Gold in the world but based on Gold prices, extraction costs, head grade, cut-off grades, all these factors that can play into the economics of it, does the deposit make sense to mine? Will you make money?

In $VZLA’s case, it seems so! They just released their PEA which has exceptional economics highlighting their Panuco Project as a world-class development.

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14/07/2024

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