Emperor Maciek TV - EMTV

Organized a community founded on virtues that sparked my admiration of the human struggle and it's fight and perseverance and ability to overcome any obstacle. Feeling Alone? Feeling crowded? Hopeless? H***y or Hungry? Do you find that in your life you can most relate to roadkill? Brah, I hate to tell you this but you've got some severely messed up problems, and you should seriously consider some

professional help. Cause, damn.

*Ahem*

But hey, don't worry. There is some good news, I just saved 15% on my car insurance...

Also, all your deficiencies and many, MANY abnormalities and imperfections kind of make you an ideal candidate to try this new non invasive, full frontal lobotomy procedure I've been working on in my garage. So while I may not be able to help with that, your relationship problems or your lazy eye, I do offer hope. I would like you to join me in this opportunity. Come, Get in on the ground floor of my quest for total and absolute intergalactic domination. First step is to organize a solid crew, and through LIKING and FOLLOWING this page, you surely can...

From Inspiration, to retardation... All you need to make you feel better about your obviously terrible life choices and your crippling inability to own up to them. But why work on yourself when there is just so much stuff to point your fingers at? Why kick a hornets nest when you can get free honey at Denny's? Because, you are you, and if you wanted to do things the easy or correct way, then you wouldn't have the fun of always stressing. And what would your life be without the myriad of problems to procrastinate eventually tending to or working really hard to avoid facing all together? Anyways, without further ado...

I welcome you to Come join the cause. And who knows, one day perhaps, maybe we will think about devising a plan to set a date on which we could ponder about aspiring to eventually hope to begin working on some kind of ways of finding a solution...

Welcome. We organized a community founded on virtues that sparked my admiration of the human struggle and it's fight and perseverance and ability to overcome any obstacle. I assure you, my intentions are strictly altruistic.