Three Frenchies, one household—someone’s always left out!
Picture this:
All three were peacefully snoozing in their own day beds, enjoying their personal space. Then, out of nowhere, Charlotte decides Arthur looks extra cuddly and joins him for some sibling snuggles. George G wakes up, confused and heartbroken: “Wait… what about me?”
Left out and betrayed by the cuddle committee. Stay strong, George! Your cuddle time will come.
#LeftOutFrenchie #FrenchieDadChronicles #CuddleDrama #ThirdWheelProblems #FrenchieLife
The Frenchie Cuddle Conundrum 🐾😂
Three Frenchies, one household—someone’s always left out!
Picture this:
All three were peacefully snoozing in their own day beds, enjoying their personal space. Then, out of nowhere, Charlotte decides Arthur looks extra cuddly and joins him for some sibling snuggles. George G wakes up, confused and heartbroken: “Wait… what about me?”
Left out and betrayed by the cuddle committee. Stay strong, George! Your cuddle time will come.
#LeftOutFrenchie #FrenchieDadChronicles #CuddleDrama #ThirdWheelProblems #FrenchieLife
1. Rule #1: Once the Frenchies claim you, you’re stuck. Try moving an inch? Instant side-eye from Arthur. You might escape, but not without some serious guilt.
2. Rule #2: Brace for the Fartocalypse. Frenchies don’t believe in warning shots—they launch silent stink bombs from all directions. Prepare for a cloud of doom that no air freshener can defeat.
Pro Tip: Keep a gas mask nearby, or fashion a “fart shield” out of pillows. It’s survival of the smelliest out here!
#FrenchieLife #FartTrapped #CuddlePrison #NoEscape
Trapped by Frenchies: A Survival Guide 🐶❤️
1. Rule #1: Once the Frenchies claim you, you’re stuck. Try moving an inch? Instant side-eye from Arthur. You might escape, but not without some serious guilt.
2. Rule #2: Brace for the Fartocalypse. Frenchies don’t believe in warning shots—they launch silent stink bombs from all directions. Prepare for a cloud of doom that no air freshener can defeat.
Pro Tip: Keep a gas mask nearby, or fashion a “fart shield” out of pillows. It’s survival of the smelliest out here!
#FrenchieLife #FartTrapped #CuddlePrison #NoEscape
I thought it’d be a great idea to get closer to Arthur this morning while he was lounging on the day bed. Big mistake. He gave me the “Excuse me, sir, do you have an appointment?” look.
Pretty sure he’s considering hiring security now.
#FrenchieTerritory #ArthurTheCEO #NoAppointmentNoEntry #FrenchieDadInTrouble #DayBedRules
Arthur’s Personal Space Chronicles! ❤️🐶
I thought it’d be a great idea to get closer to Arthur this morning while he was lounging on the day bed. Big mistake. He gave me the “Excuse me, sir, do you have an appointment?” look.
Pretty sure he’s considering hiring security now.
#FrenchieTerritory #ArthurTheCEO #NoAppointmentNoEntry #FrenchieDadInTrouble #DayBedRules
Caught red-pawed! Walked in on Arthur, George G, and Charlotte holding an emergency Frenchie meeting. Whispered barks, suspicious side-eyes, and a clear agenda: “Operation: Drive Dad Crazy.”
I swear I heard Arthur say, “Distraction at 2 PM, nap at 3, and total couch domination by 5.”
I’m doomed.
#FrenchieConspiracy #CouncilOfChaos #MischiefMasters #FrenchieDadUnderAttack #ThreeAgainstOne
The Frenchie Council of Chaos 🐾👀Caught red-pawed! ❤️🐶
Caught red-pawed! Walked in on Arthur, George G, and Charlotte holding an emergency Frenchie meeting. Whispered barks, suspicious side-eyes, and a clear agenda: “Operation: Drive Dad Crazy.”
I swear I heard Arthur say, “Distraction at 2 PM, nap at 3, and total couch domination by 5.”
I’m doomed.
#FrenchieConspiracy #CouncilOfChaos #MischiefMasters #FrenchieDadUnderAttack #ThreeAgainstOne
There Arthur was, deep in thought, gazing into the distance, probably pondering the meaning of life or why I won’t share my snacks. I hit record, ready to capture this poetic moment… until George G decided he had other plans.
In the background: “Look at me! I’m eating! Witness my greatness!” 🍖
Arthur: Sigh Priorities, bro.
Never a dull moment in the life of a Frenchie dad.
#FrenchiePhilosopher #AttentionSeekerGeorge #Priorities #ArthurTheThinker #FrenchieDadLife
Arthur’s Existential Crisis Interrupted 🐾🐶
There Arthur was, deep in thought, gazing into the distance, probably pondering the meaning of life or why I won’t share my snacks. I hit record, ready to capture this poetic moment… until George G decided he had other plans.
In the background: “Look at me! I’m eating! Witness my greatness!” 🍖
Arthur: Sigh Priorities, bro.
Never a dull moment in the life of a Frenchie dad.
#FrenchiePhilosopher #AttentionSeekerGeorge #Priorities #ArthurTheThinker #FrenchieDadLife
This morning, I called George G’s name over and over, just to see his reaction. Eyes scanning like a radar, ears on high alert… and then—BARK MODE ACTIVATED! He launched at me, barking like I’d declared a state of emergency. His face screamed, “Are you okay, or is this just one of those weird Dad moments?” Mission: Confuse Dad Complete.
Hashtags:
#GeorgeGTheBarkinator #FrenchieAlarmSystem #NameCallingChaos #BarkFirstThinkLater #DadBrokenAgain
George G: Bark First, Investigate Later! ❤️🐶
This morning, I called George G’s name over and over, just to see his reaction. Eyes scanning like a radar, ears on high alert… and then—BARK MODE ACTIVATED! He launched at me, barking like I’d declared a state of emergency. His face screamed, “Are you okay, or is this just one of those weird Dad moments?” Mission: Confuse Dad Complete.
#GeorgeGTheBarkinator #FrenchieAlarmSystem #NameCallingChaos #BarkFirstThinkLater #DadBrokenAgain
