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Jordan and The Beard

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20/09/2024

"Your government program has cost $67M so far, and it's done nothing. Are you going to cancel it?"
"No. We're going to launch it!.."
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LAUNCHED IT, YET?!?! WHAT A TRAINWRECK!!
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11/09/2024

In the Kamala/Trump debate, there was one candidate that was "fact checked" by the moderators, and there was one candidate that lied their arse off.
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02/09/2024

People aren't allowed to smoke in bars and restaurants, but PALESTINIANS CAN SMOKE GR***DE bars and restaurants freely?
So either smoke grenades aren't smoke, or Palestinians aren't people?
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20/08/2024

The Left gives you "freedom of speech", because you have the "freedom" to "speak" whatever the government tells you or they will imprison and kill you!
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19/08/2024

According to the Left wing CBC radio, human error fuels tornadoes and storms.
I literally heard a newscaster say exactly that.
You can't make up this much stupid in many organizations, but most of them are on the Left.
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04/08/2024

Socialists have abandoned their values, beliefs, religion, culture, and prosperity, replacing it with a cult of death, in order to force you to abandon yours, and enslave you.
Don't allow yourself to be brainwashed or enslaved!
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03/08/2024

Who did Kamala Harris run against to gain the nomination? How many votes did she get, vs. how many votes did her opponent get? I'd like to talk to anyone that voted for an elector in the Democrats nomination race. Which candidate did you vote for?
I'll wait for the Lefties to find someone.
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03/08/2024

The Liberals have printed 40% more money than needed; have not built a house; have implemented mass population transfers; have increased taxes many, many, many times over, at all levels of the economy; have increased the number of useless bureaucrats, increasing government costs;
And they blame CEOs on all of this?🧔🤔

01/08/2024

Never Forget:
If you're a man, and you want to beat women, the Left will support you, as long as you say you're either a Leftist, or a woman, too.
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01/08/2024

Trudeau called himself a Feminist, and then assaulted women.
The Liberals CLAIM to be Feminists, and then shut down a committee about Sexual Assault Survivors, and how the government allowed their assualtists to avoid punishment!
This is the Left, and this is what you voted for!🧔🤔🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

29/07/2024

Ever notice how the Left forces you to think the melanin in your skin is the most important thing that defines you, AND that the Right is completely racist because they only care about skin colour?
Notice how the Right just wants freedom and accountability?
Interesting.
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28/07/2024

Only the Right notices that all these people trying to "Save Democracy" are the ones wanting choice of vote removed out of citizens hands, and handed into the claws of totalitarian authoritarians!
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28/07/2024

Homophobia isn't a thing. A phobia is an irrational fear. I don't fear gay people, I just find the propagation and manipulation of people into their society and life destroying lifestyle to be immoral, because it causes the sexualization of children, who are the most easily manipulated.
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28/07/2024

The Olympics are taking down their LGBT opening ceremonies videos? What happened? I thought you were supposed to be proud that you're a society destroying immoral degenerate? You don't have pride that you put certain types of ge****ls in your mouth, anymore?
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24/07/2024

Remember: You are only allowed to "self-identity" if it promotes the Left Wing propaganda and doesn't promote any other ideology except the destruction of society! If you Identify as something that the Left doesn't agree with, you are not allowed to be included!
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24/07/2024

So were you paying attention when the world had no money due to no internet connection?
Are you the type of person that wants all digital centralized government controlled currency?
Cause they'll be able to mess with you intentionally, at that point.
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23/07/2024

Democrats: "We're not the racist party! The Republicans are!"
Also Democrats: "Kamala Harris has dark skin, and so even though she's most likely of East Indian heritage, we'll call her black because our followers are re****ed and they'll vote for her due to skin colour!"
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23/07/2024

"Who doesn't want to have Rights and Freedom?"
(The Left collectively raises it's hands!)
"All of those people will vote to have the rest enslaved under the guise of "Saving Democracy" and everyone will suffer!"
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