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24/10/2023

Story about dog 🤣🥰🐕

09/10/2023

09/10/2023

This simple, delicious Pumpkin Crumble dessert is such an easy recipe, you will be making it again and again!

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08/10/2023

So me. 😂😂😂😂

Follow 👉👉 Home oHome of Jokes with chuks

08/10/2023

My little brother Vinny performed his first vampurr transformation today, on this first in October.🦇 He's so excited that, not only is he biting everyone, but he's chosen an official vampurr name for himself: Count Vincent Pandemonium.⁣
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Pandemonium means a "wild uproar or unrestrained disorder", so it fits him. But that's not why he chose it. Ever since our sister Lisa, the true US President, sent Vinny to China to make some shady deals with 10% for "The Big Cat", Vinny has been obsessed with pandas. In fact, because of his coloring, he identifies as a panda-cat, and he thinks "Pandemonium" (Panda-monium) refers to those Chinese animals.🐼⁣
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I told him that there's no such thing as a panda-cat, and what he really is, is a cow-cat, and he'd be better off coming up with a batty bovine name for himself.🐄 He said that I myself am an old cow, and he can identify as anything he wants.⁣
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What an insolent little 💩. So I let him wallow in his fantasy and keep his chosen name, while I helped myself to all of his treats.😈⁣
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We're planning to have a on the before Halloween.🎃💃🏼🕺. Our Production Team is not up to the task though, so if anyone would like to take charge, your efforts would be appreciated. ⁣⁣If not, we'll just open it up for everyone to have fun with it as they wish.⁣

We're celebrating the birthdays of our good friends Smudge and Pretzel this week 🥳
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~ Countess Misty Mystique⁣⁣⁣
CEO at .s_world_boutique⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣

07/10/2023

Azure.
Islamorada, Florida Keys

29/09/2023

Dinner is Served- Salmon 🍤 Garlic & herb rice & lemon pepper broccoli 🥦 😋😋