The Late Night Shenanigans

13/06/2024

Mainly the 1980s 🤣

22/04/2024

dad joke

I wasn’t sure what to wear to the pre ejaculators meeting so I just came in my pants

08/04/2024

Hello listeners, sadly at the moment 3mdr have suspended The Late Night Shenanigans due something that was said 2 weeks ago that without our intentions has upset some listeners. We are still awaiting the committee to allow us a fair hearing to clear any wrong doings.
We are unsure why this is taking so long but we have ask for assistance to sp*ed up the process.
Again if you don't like adult humour and are easily offended please listen to something else and save your crying for the real important issues in life.
We will keep you posted as to when you can next hear Dazmo and Kat continue with their Shenanigans.

18/03/2024

We are back tonight after a short break.

11/03/2024

Sorry listeners no radio show tonight.

29/01/2024

Dad jokes

2 blokes walk into a bar…it hurt

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker.

A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down, and says, "Now, doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five p***ses." Taken aback, the doctor asks him, "My God, how do your pants fit?" To which the man replies, "Like a glove."

What did the banana say to the vi****or? "Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"

15/01/2024

Yes, we're back for another year 2024.
Tonight 9pm.

27/11/2023

Sorry listeners no radio show tonight.
Kats away so Dazmo is at play.

09/10/2023

DAD JOKES

How do you confuse an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims

I swallowed a dictionary. it gave me thesouras throat

What do you call a pr******te with a runny nose? Full.

02/10/2023

dad jokes

I was ma********ng today and my hand fell asleep - that's got to be the ultimate rejection.

Weddings are an expensive way to let your entire family know you are fu***ng that night.

what does a precedent frog say? rubbit

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a c**k.

biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

Why is a man's p*e yellow, and his s***m white? So he can tell if he's coming or going.

25/09/2023

DAD JOKES

how come a rooster doesn’t wear pants? because their pe**er is on their face

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "B***s!"

why is it? Owls always look like they just saw a p***s for the first time.

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small b***s.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay,

do Crowded elevators smell different to midgets?

women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

26/06/2023

-ZOMBIED-
like ghosting however they come back from the dead in a few months and hit you up again

(urban c**ktionary)

22/05/2023

google s*x reviews

I've had mosquito bites that were more passionate than him

I have stayed at dozen of hotels This was on the top of the list of best experiences ever. Very hospitable and there for every need of mine. Thank you so much.

Gobble, gobble' — he could forever change the way you view your Thanksgiving turkey."

a quick trip to stkilda, it might have been better, and it definitely would have been cheaper and more honest than this one.

08/05/2023

Sorry listeners no Shenanigans tonight. One is away and the others at play.

01/05/2023

Google s*x reviews

Expected it to be erected in a timely manner, but kept getting delayed, eventually I gave up and went with a different company.

decided to skip the drinks and go straight for the main course. Big mistake. Everything tasted plain and the whole thing was over in just a few minutes.

Place is an absolute dump and is always struggling to get business. Asked me to enter through the back door, which was completely unprofessional.

Previous owner showed up during my test drive. Complete s**t show.

Substandard products used, after 9months he left me with major maintenance issues.

24/04/2023

Google s*x reviews

So informative and confident, thank you for changing my life for the better.

Waas way to noisey, neighbours placed complaint with the land lord for what they described as a possum tag teaming the hulk in a 1 round ufc match. Cannot invite back.

after starting the job realised that he did not bring right equipment to proceed, very frustrating.

I was hoping to try the banana split, but I just got an unexpected face full of whipped cream, which was an unpleasant surprise.

17/04/2023

This place had no reviews, so I assumed I was their first customer. Very intimate experience, although it didn’t live up to my high expectations. I went back a few times over the next few months, but he eventually decided to relocate to a new neighborhood.

This place is ridiculously hard to find. One star.

My first visit was in December, but I’ve been a frequent customer ever since.
The whole experience is simply mind-blowing from start to finish. You can tell he really puts a lot of effort into his work and constantly checks in with you to see if you’re happy with what he offers. Clean, comfortable, great service. What else can you ask for?

I only come here when I’m on business. After a long flight and a busy day of meetings, sometimes you just need something fast.

10/04/2023

Who is the better deep fake?
Scary what we can do……

03/04/2023

Google s*x reviews

Most bland and flavourist meal but did have napkins and condiments on hand.

The place has gone downhill significantly over the years

As I first entered the eatablishment, I could see that the place was an absolute mess, completely un maintained.

I sat down to look at my menu, the waiter came RUSHING over asked me if I was ready to order immediately, I asked for more time but he was very persistent to start my order right then and there.

The chairs were SUPER uncomfortable and painful and felt as though I was in pain for the entire experience.

27/03/2023

Google s*x reviews

The main course came out and was extremely unsatisfactory, which ended up going soft and inedible shortly after arriving to my table.

Adequate service but packed up to quick and kicked me out of the venue.

The chef put enough prep in and the meal was dry.

Didn't even come with a warning sign like beware flash flooding.

The breadstick left a ye**ty after taste.

13/03/2023

Sorry listeners no Late Night Shenanigans tonight.
Back next week.

06/02/2023

Don't be sad, no Late Night Shenanigans tonight, back next week 🤪.

16/01/2023

Look out 2023...

31/12/2022

Happy 2023 to all.

26/12/2022

Reminder no Late Night Shenanigans Radio for a couple of weeks. We are messing up Christmas and new year for everyone we know.
Hope you all and our listeners are relaxed and enjoying Christmas 🎄.

19/12/2022

Final Radio Show for 2022, join Dazmo and Kat with a special guest tonight to see out the year.

12/12/2022

Penultimate show for 2022, pop some corn in you.

05/12/2022

Barrak building in Melbourne.
Things I learnt today.
Keep an eye out next time your in the city

28/11/2022

It's strange most Monday nights we are sick, but tonight it's a different type of sick.....
So no The Late Night Shenanigans tonight, back on air next week, enjoy your week listeners.

05/09/2022