Tested Slüts

28/03/2024

Shhhhhhh

29/02/2024

14/02/2024

Happy Valentine's from your fav bunch of S***s 💞🎶 see you on a dancefloor soon! (👀 Bio/stories)

13/02/2024

Shake ass with the S***s at .syd along side the .division babies this Saturday 😤🔊 use code ‘S***S’ for discount

03/02/2024

👁️👄👁️ Keep your eyes on us girls, some exciting updates coming 💞🎶🍭

09/01/2024

THIS SATURDAY 13.01

***s are taking over the BVH rooftop!

Joined by a bunch of special guests!

2PM-LATE

Free entry!

07/01/2024

🏄‍♀️ Time to get your sunscreen slut. The girls are back with ready for a sunny arvo rooftop sesh in Newtown from 2pm till late at the 🌊☀️🍦🌴🥤🎶

01/12/2023

Highlights from Tested S***s BYO Warehouse

30/11/2023

Taking over Chingalings this Saturday
Free entry 9pm-1am

10/11/2023

Introducing
Tickets still available for next weeks BYO Warehouse Party

02/11/2023

Early birds gone
Still some $30 first release tickets left
Door entry $40

Get tickets on Humanitix - Tested S***s BYO Warehouse Party 18/11. Location TBA. Saturday 18th November 2023. Find event information.

24/10/2023

Introducing SLUTMIX™️
A new mix series exploring the dank and dirty. Unadulterated, uncensored, and certified club tracks for s***s and your next family gathering.
Full set and track list in the link 😈

Certified club classics. Tracklist B***y Pop - Geto Mark (ecoslut b***y remix) Aqua X Partiboi 69 (ecoslut mashup) Freestyler Rave Tool - Qnoe Tempura Mutantur - Hoymans Melanie Martinez x Shenseea Ti

17/08/2023

🥳🥳

👹MUVA’S MONSTER RETURN👹
📍 .sydney

🎶 CLUBROOM = Detroit x Chicago Techno

🎶 SUNROOM = Industrial x Jersey Bounce Techno

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👺 ***s
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👺 .neuss
👺 .wav
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Early bird tickets | Sold Out
General release | On Sale

🖼️

20/06/2023

This Sunday 🔊‼️🚨
The official ***s takeover of promises to ensure you are calling in sick Monday 👀
FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT 6pm-4am 👙🤠

29/03/2023

💗🌈🫡

Mark your calendars cutie pies, 🌸🍬💖 Lolly Bag by Waxlily 💖🍬🌸] is taking over The Abercrombie again on 15 APR 2023. 🍭💖🍭

This time I am proud as punch to collaborate with GiRLTHING () whose femme-queer realness is the icing on the cake. 🍰

Here are all the sweetiessss on the line up (A-Z)
☆ LATTRILL
★ Lucy B .b___
☆ Mia Sørlie (Ngunnawal)
★ miss behave
☆ Off The Top Radio
★ Roxy Lotz
☆ Waxlily .music

Level 1 curated by GiRLTHING
☆ Jacqui Cunningham
★ Jason de Cox
☆ MADAMI .madami
★ Tested S***s ***s
☆ The Chic Coach

🍒 Once again — the pièce de résistance — is having the keys to the courtyard to ease us into the night. Matieu Coppin (.coppin) joins us all the way from France to open our hearts & ears with jazzy house 8PM ’til we head inside. 🥐

Free tickets for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people. 🖤💛❤️ Email ([email protected]), DM 🌸🍬💖 Lolly Bag by Waxlily 💖🍬🌸] or ask to speak with me on the door. Tickets are thoughtfully priced but pls pls pls don’t be shy if this event is inaccessible to you.

Tickets in my bio. Come play. 💋

Cutest poster of all time by 🎀

03/03/2023

It’s the last weekend of World Pride, this is your last chance to see us takeover downstairs @ Kinselas. And your last chance to see Boris (Berghain) in Sydney.
Tickets >> House of Mince

15/02/2023

Ur fav slutty DJs are playing Fair Day with the House of Mince Angels. Mardi Gras Fair Day Johnnie Walker ☀️

5.30pm - 7.30pm 🔊

Afterparty details below 👀🔥

PAVLOVABAR 🍒
FAIR DAY KICK ONS
SYDNEY WORLD PRIDE
[ WEEKEND 1/3 ]

https://events.humanitix.com/boris-residencey-at-pavlovabar

09/02/2023

Next Sunday 😈 get ur tickets below

PAVLOVABAR 🍒
FAIR DAY KICK ONS
SYDNEY WORLD PRIDE
[ WEEKEND 1/3 ]

https://events.humanitix.com/boris-residencey-at-pavlovabar

03/01/2023

S***S BY DAY: To celebrate birth of hot DJ hornbags Titwhip and Mimosa Skyline 2000, ***s will be bringing you new event called ‘Boot Camp’. Slut exercise programs and bisexual behaviour will commence at 3pm. BYO yoga matt. Clothing optional. DM for secret location.

22/12/2022

BOXING DAY SALE: ***s will be unboxing slt behaviour at sexy new .sydney for Boxing Day.
Free entry before 9pm. Spritz will be supplied from 10.30pm-12.
Model:

14/12/2022

FW: FW: XMAS S***S
Merry Christmas to all s***s and mistle-hoes. We hope Santa gives something from his sack.
Required tasks - Stay tested and stay slutty.

Regards,
Xoxo
Tested S***s
***s

06/12/2022

Boxing Day Bash 😈💋

⚡️ House of Mince | Boxing Day | FREE* ⚡️

05/12/2022

XMAS S***S: You are very much cordial invited to ***s Official Christmas Party THIS FRIDAY
This will be last event of Year of Gouch Angle. Human non-specific pets welcome, Old Testament s***s ok.
Report for inspection 9pm.
***s ☃️👙

14/11/2022

S***S BY DAY: Tested S***s presents a day party soirée of gouch angles and sunshine at this Saturday
House and Electro ☀️
Tested S***s DJs 🪩
Gouch Angle reveal @ 3pm til late. Free Entry. BYO Sunglasses 🕺

31/10/2022

WHERE IS GOUCH ANGLE:
This weekend ***s team up with to produce hard techno sounds This Friday supported by Tested S***s Dancers™️ and .0
Also do not miss ***s takeover this Saturday for one of DJ Cooked Chook’s last Australian DJ sets. Prepare for fresh electro house passion audio flavours.
And do NOT forget, always keep reclined and in upward position for maximum agility and freshness.

05/10/2022

WEEKEND THROB: ***s coming to dancefloor near you.

This Friday with hot DJ friends .bmp

This Saturday takeover with special Guest DJs AGORA + HUSS CAT for maximum audio flavour 9pm-1am

Both events are FREE and highly tested for hardness and agility.

27/09/2022

Thank u to all creatures for sexy party techno rave.
More ***s™️ events coming soon. In meantime, you must

06/09/2022

Rule #1 no touching of decks unless you are DJ
Rule #2 be sluttier (no requests)

23/08/2022

We gouched, we spritzed, we conquered.
***s takeover