24/12/2024
Empress Tay Tay, commander of the Swift legions, scourge of the Zeta quadrant wishes her subjects the merriest of days.
She is also pleased to announce that the strange flying sleigh headed back toward the North Pole has been intercepted and promptly vaporised. The levitating mammals that were acting as its primary propulsion mechanism have also been thoroughly microwaved and will make an excellent feast.