20/12/2024
While they are preparing for their big day, Santa's Little Helpers have been listening to LIBB. They have heard Kev's relentless jokes at Dicko's expense, about the love and deep appreciation, not to mention immense admiration, Dicko has for Mi- S*x. And lo, it was decided that a Christmas 2024 present was in order.
So....Kev and Sherb were contacted by Santa's Little Help!(ers), and were given the magic key to Club 38, as well as a disguise in case they were caught on the premises after LIBB Hours. Primarily by Lucky The Cat.
Kev did a recky first, and then Sherb joined him, carrying his own special present for Dicko. All was going well, until Sherb started yakking about some bloody thing and Kev couldn't shut him up. Kev's sudden threat of playing 'OK Computer' on repeat in the car...oops I mean sleigh, on the way home, did the trick and there was silence once more.
Job done, and after a 'these are not the drones you are looking for' Jedi mind trick on Lucky (& a pat of course), they were gone from whence they came.
Will Dicko find his presents before he turns 70? (He's 69 apparently). Stay tuned. But don't hold your breath. This may take longer to conclude than an average Yes song. And that horrifying thought, dear readers, is my Christmas present to you.
