Lakbay Aussie

09/01/2025

TUMAWA KA😁

Isang araw may isang foreigner na pumunta sa barberya para magpagupit.

Foreigner: “Hi, can i have my hair cut?”
Barbero: “yes sir, what hair cut?
Foreigner: “ ordinary cut”
At umupo na ang foreigner sa upuan.
Ng malapit ng matapos, hinasa ng barbero ang labaha para sa trimming sa mga pinong buhok na naiwan sa batok at sa may tainga. Naisip ng barbero na sabihin sa foreigner na patapos na siya habang hinahasa ang pang-ahit. Pero nakalimutan niya sa ingles kung paano sabihin ito. Nag-isip sya ng malalim at bigla naalala niya ang palabas sa sine sa katapusan na THE END.

Barbero: “ Sir, this is your THE END.”
Foreigner: Biglang tumayo at kumaripas ng takbo ng napakatulin na naiwan ang tsenelas at walang lingonlingon.
Barbero: natulala at napakamot sa ulo😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣😂😁🤣😂🤣

07/01/2025

😁JUST FOR LAUGH🤣

One day, a couple got invited to a party by their BFF. When the music started, the husband shocked his wife by dragging her to the dance floor. Mid-dance, he suddenly said, HUSBAND: I need to go p*e. WIFE: No worries, honey. When he got back, his wife whispered, WIFE: Honey, you forgot to zip up. HUSBAND: Did you see the Big Boss? WIFE: Nope, but I saw his entire staff.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

07/01/2025

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Jhayson Marbil

07/01/2025

With Gabs Personal Vlog – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉

03/01/2025

My dream bike😁

03/01/2025

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Jhayson Marbil, Dai Sy Mhel, Audap Eoj, Jessie Mempin La Torre, Jenky Operio, Michael Delos Santos Atadino, Jhessa Cadiz-Almazan

03/01/2025

🤣JUST FOR LAUGH about cars🤣

Salesman: "This car's exceptional smoothness, quietness, and performance make it nearly imperceptible."

Customer: "How can we be sure it exists?"🤣😂😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣

03/01/2025

02/01/2025

In hindsight, my Army experience taught me that despite one's resolve to progress, there often exists someone who seeks to impede advancement and undermine one's credibility. Fortunately, I completed 30 years despite facing hardships and intense challenges in everyday life.

31/12/2024

THE FUTURE IS RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO HAVE UNWAVERING FAITH IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025💥🌟⭐️✨

30/12/2024

Empower yourself to attain unprecedented success by developing focus, resilience, and a consistent approach to daily life, thereby unlocking a brighter future and achieving your objectives with confidence and purpose.

29/12/2024

Attaining success in life necessitates maintaining a positive outlook, persevering through adversity, persisting in efforts, and avoiding complaints.

28/12/2024

28/12/2024

LOVELY FLOWERS FOR ALL PEOPLE WHO LOVE FLOWERS😊

25/12/2024

FOR LAUGH😂🤣😅One day, a pastor saw a man holding a machete down the street, covered in blood. He slowly approached him.PASTOR: Why are you covered in blood?MAN: I just had a conversation with someone, and our discussion escalated into a heated argument, resulting in me killing him.PASTOR: What topic did you discuss?MAN: I said there's no GOD, but he kept insisting that there was a GOD, so I killed him. How about you, Pastor, do you believe in GOD?PASTOR replied immediately, saying: Before, I did believe in GOD, but now I no longer do. I guess you could say I just lost my faith... in humanity! 🤣🤣🤣