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Wisdomwildworld, Harare (2024)

23/11/2023

Today is Judas Day.🤣

23/11/2023

If you're above 22 years but still in high school.
Congratulations, from next term you will be eating your meals together with teachers in the staffroom.

23/11/2023

Being single is a choice for women. There's no such thing as she can't get a man. A man is the easiest thing to get..

21/11/2023

Girls will be looking for a guy with a job but later cheat on him because he's always at work.

20/11/2023

The house your Dad built, who is living there now?

What makes you think the ones you are building now your children will live there?

How are you sure they will live in Nigeria. Ten years now, the house will be out of fashion.

Stop killing yourself.

This wife of yours that is pushing you for greener pasture, might not mourn you for a year before she start with your friend just to keep her little Secret before the time is ripe.

Your husband might not even mourn you for 6 months, before your friend will move in.

Stop treating God's treasures (Humans) like trash.

Those children of yours you want to train in Harvard, may just like to be a DJ or a musician that SSCE dropouts are also doing successfully.

The day you die, your account officer will reduce your money to ten percent. You are not alive because of what you have, you're alive to serve God and humanity.

Your house may be old, but the school bag or books you bought for another man's child will continue to grow.

20/11/2023

*Happy birthday to us all, we should all be celebrating ourselves. 2023*

*Everyone's age today is 2023*
Did you know that today the whole world is of the same age! Today is a very special day and only happens once every thousand (1,000) years.
Your age + your year of birth, every person = 2023.
It's so strange that even experts can't explain it! You check it out and see if it's 2023. It has been waiting for a thousand years!
Example:
I am 61 years old.
I was born in 1962.
So 61+1962=2023
Use your age during this year.
Example:
I was born in 1996 and I am 27 years old
1996 +27=2023
Very interesting. Please try it(Happy birthday to you All 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂

20/11/2023

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a blind mother said, "My son, I'm happy to see you"

20/11/2023

I kept on checking my account balance until the bank sent me a message..

"Dear customer if you don't trust us please withdraw your 2k"

I fainted 🤣🤣

19/11/2023

Blessed are Ladies who give us money under the table in restaurants to pay bills so that we may look like gentlemen..
For they shall inherit The kingdom of God...

19/11/2023

A father may not carry pregnancy for nine months, but he is always pregnant with family needs, dreams and visions of a better future.
A father may not know how labor pains feels like, but his pains are not physical, his pains are emotional, and he suffers mental injuries from time to time.
A father may not have breasts to breastfeed babies, yet everyone sucks from his unseen breasts.
A father may not experience monthly periods, but he bleeds from inside when he has no means to provide for his family, when he gets blames for not being like his fellow men, and when he is rarely appreciated for His daily struggles and push just to keep the family together.
May God strengthen all Father's!.....
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

18/11/2023

Having a mature partner who understands that you can go for a whole week without talking to her but you still love her is a blessing.

17/11/2023

When you buy gifts for your wife, don't forget to provide for your parents too..

"God bless you my son" is stronger than "Thank you my darling"

Argue with your age mates..

17/11/2023

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage....

17/11/2023

😂😂😂Armed robbers attacked a man and his wife at their house to rob them. After the rob, they decided to shoot and kill them.

When they were about to pull the trigger and shoot, the gang leader told them to wait a minute. He then said:

GANG LEADER: Let me know the name of my victims before I kill them, what's your name? (he asked the woman)

WOMAN: I'm called Rebecca.

GANG LEADER: Rebecca? Oh you bear my mum's name, I can't kill you because my mum is called Rebecca.

He then turned to the man with the gun and said;

GANG LEADER: And you, what's your name?

MAN: I'm Augustine, but my friends call me Rebecca😕
__________

Wisdom will kill me 😂😂😂😂

16/11/2023

Homework from school: 1+1 = 2, 6×1 = 6

During the exam: If I throw a triangle out of a car that is going at 72km/hr and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes does Tshepo have?

This is scientific witchcraft.

16/11/2023

Recently I was at a virgin's funeral the preacher shook his head in disappointment and concluded his speech with the following words before she was put to rest ,"Now you have given termites what you denied men!"
All guyz shouted,"AMEN"

15/11/2023

Men can't reach the G-**ot anymore because cucumbers have pushed it to the lungs..

15/11/2023

1 pack of quality Brazilian hair=78 bags of cement. I quality designer handbag = 10 tankers of water. 1 quality pair of designer shoes=1 truckload of sand. 1 iPhone 15= 6600 building blocks, These are enough to build a house. Ladies, please allow your boyfriends to be Landlords next year!

13/11/2023

Being Ugly is so unfair. A good looking person farts and you become the prime suspect.

13/11/2023

The same God who caused wind to blow up her skirt is the same God who threw dust into your eyes and you ended up seeing nothing...
Are we not serving a living God?

12/11/2023

Online car sellers have also learned how to manipulate their buyers. They post photos that were taken 2 years ago.
You sacrifice your time to go view the actual car and road-test it only to find it's very different from the photos: Too many dents, high mileage, leaks, many previous owners besides wear and tear.

Note: This post is not about cars.
Do you understand or I should go deeper?

11/11/2023

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

10/11/2023

The only time a man can truly remember all the girls he has slept with, is when he is waiting for his HIV TEST RESULT.
My brother remember the book of proverbs 11V21 says 📝The wicked will not go unpunished, but those who are righteous will go free.😜😜😜😜😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

10/11/2023

Nowadays relationships are protected by cars and payslips.

10/11/2023

I gave myself a target this year but it seems like the year also made me a target.

09/11/2023

All wife materials are married, and they are in their husband's house.

We are left with tax collectors 😫

07/11/2023

In Africa, the moment you miss a slap from your mother, you have to explain to the community, relatives and church why you wanted to kill her.. 😂😂😂

06/11/2023

I won't stop watching horror movies until I see the camera man running.

03/11/2023

My friend saw me writing a su***de note and helped me correct the grammar 🤣

03/11/2023

A lawyer tries to trick a Chinese Doctor into giving him $100
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100".
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic
Lawyer: I have lost my sense for taste
Doctor: Nurse, bring medicines from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth
Lawyer: Ugh, this is kerosene
Doctor: congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money
Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I can't remember anything.
Doctor:Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and puts 3 drop in his mouth
Lawyer:{annoyed} This is koresene. You gave me this last time for restoring my taste.
Doctor:congrats. You got back your memory. Give me $20
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: my eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all
Doctor: well I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100
Lawyer :{staring at the note} but this is $20 not $100.
Doctor:;congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20
😂😂😂

02/11/2023

THE LAW OF WASTED EFFORTS

Do you know that lions only succeed in a quarter of their hunting attempts — which means they fail in 75% of their attempts and succeeds in only 25% of them.

Despite this small percentage shared by most predators, they don't despair in their pursuit and hunting attempts.

The main reason for this is not because of hunger as some might think but it is the understanding of the “Law of Wasted Efforts” that have been instinctively built into animals, a law in which nature is governed.

Half of the eggs of fishes are eaten --- half of the baby bears die before puberty --- most of the world's rains fall in oceans --- and most of the seeds of trees are eaten by birds.

Scientists have found that animals, trees, and other forces of nature are more receptive to the law of "wasted efforts."

Only humans think that the lack of success in a few attempts is failure --- but the truth is that: we only fail when we "stop trying."

Success is not to have a life free of pitfalls and falls --- but success is to walk over your mistakes and go beyond every stage where your efforts were wasted looking forward to the next stage.

If there are words to summarize this world, it will simply be: CONTINUE ALL OVER AGAIN.

Be Inspired ...

31/10/2023

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
"To Your house!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

31/10/2023

Dear men,
If you go to her place for sleep over remember to carry your own padlock.
Wisdom.

29/10/2023

Dear men, if you have no intention of marrying her one round is enough... Stop drilling somebody's future wife as if you are looking for money in that hole...

27/10/2023

She dumped me and so I decided to date her boss...
Now she's working on weekends too.
Wisdom

27/10/2023

Dear Ladies,

If you're clocking 40 years old and yet no husband is coming,
Look for a guy you love and let him knack you and impregnate you.

You need a child that will look after you at old age.

Don't let anyone deceive you, Marriage is sweet with right person yes but it's not everybody that will get married.

You can still be single with your own child and still be happy and fulfill your purpose here on earth.

Stop waiting for something that may never happen. I'm only trying to make common sense.

Bitter truth!
Loneliness at old age is the worst sickness ever!
I keep saying it!

26/10/2023

Some of us didn’t further our education after secondary school, some of us furthered to university, some of us got married, .....yes some of us are not married. Some of us are still struggling with life; some of us are already settled.
Some of us are still finding it difficult to eat 2 meals in a day . 😌some of us have traveled abroad, some of us went back to the village, some of us have seen real hell and still facing hell , some are also dead don’t forget and some of us the last time we sat in a class room was the last day we wrote our secondary school exams. In short life is not cool to everyone .

Whenever you call or run into your old classmates.
Please let the conversation be simple!! That we are still alive is the thing to celebrate ✌️.
Stop making your friends feel less valued because you are married, engaged or have multiple degrees.
Life is full of ups and downs .
Life can turn around.
You can stretch your hand and be a blessing to ur fellow classmates instead of mocking them simply because you are in a better position.
Life is not predictable.
Be humble

26/10/2023

Jaber, avoid visiting your man with your friend. One day, your friend will visit him without you.

25/10/2023

Beards don't make you a responsible man..
Goats have Beards too
and all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh...🐐

25/10/2023

I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "NO!"
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "OK."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
Bill Gates said, "NO."
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "OK."
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "NO?"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "OK."
This is exactly how politics works...

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