The Newspaper

14/01/2025

Chorus
You're not the king, Seh Calaz, step aside
Winky D's the one wearing the crown, he's taking the ride
You can try to hate, but you'll never be the best
Winky D's the king, and he's passing the test

Verse
Seh Calaz, you've been talking trash, but your flow's whack
Winky D's the one with the skills, and he's taking it back
You're just a copycat, trying to fit in
But Winky D's the original, and he's always winning

14/01/2025

Winky D 's fan dis Seh calaz

07/01/2025

I tried buying and selling fish on Mobile, but it was a disaster! This is what happened: my life lost its balance, and to make matters worse, the fish decayed!

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07/01/2025

*THIS JOKE NEARLY KILLED ME....chai!!!*

A man died and went to Hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He went to the German hell and asked *"What do they do here?"*

He was told *"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.*

*Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".*

The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on.

He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the German hell.

Then he came to the Zimbabwean hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asked, *"What do they do here?"*

He was told *"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Zimbabwean devil comes in after & whips you for the rest of the day."*

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asked the man.

A concerned fellow
called him aside and said in a whisper, *"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work."*

*The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.*

*And the Zimbabwean devil was formerly a civil servant in Zimbabwe, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!"*
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Have a lovely day

07/01/2025

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up 🥚😂

07/01/2025

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 🤔📚

07/01/2025

07/01/2025

A 53-year-old surgeon inadvertently ‘transplanted’ cancer from a patient to himself during a surgical procedure in a groundbreaking case reported in The New England Journal of Medicine.

The incident occurred when the doctor was operating on a 32-year-old man from Germany, who was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer known as malignant fibrous histiocytoma, a type of cancer that affects soft tissue, with only about 1,400 cases reported annually.

While attempting to remove a tumor from the patient’s abdomen, the surgeon accidentally cut his hand.

The wound was promptly disinfected and bandaged.

However, five months later, he noticed a small lump developing at the site of the injury and sought medical attention.

After examinations, it was revealed that this lump was a malignant tumor, genetically identical to that of his former patient.

Tests indicated that the cancer cells had likely entered the surgeon’s bloodstream through the cut on his hand during the procedure.

The patient had initially survived the surgery, but unfortunately, he later died due to complications.

The medical team involved in the surgeon’s case expressed surprise at the situation, noting that typically, the body mounts an immune response to reject foreign tissues during traditional transplants.

However, in this instance, the surgeon exhibited a notably ineffective antitumor response, allowing the cancer to develop in his body.

An extensive examination followed the identification of the tumor, which included various laboratory and blood tests, all of which came back normal.

Regardless, the surgeon’s tumor was removed, and subsequent microscopic analysis confirmed the diagnosis of malignant fibrous histiocytoma.

After further investigations, it became clear that both the surgeon’s tumor and the patient’s cancer were genetically identical, prompting the physician overseeing their care to question the connection between the two.

They found that the tumors shared the same cellular structure

07/01/2025

I'm heartbroken. Thieves destroyed my door and stole my laptop and Bluetooth speaker. The break-in has left me feeling devastated and vulnerable.

05/01/2025

Don't try this at home

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05/01/2025

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04/01/2025

The dough overproofed while I was sleeping.😁😁😁

03/01/2025

Balancing Rocks

02/01/2025

52 books to read in 2025

02/01/2025

Here is the first one:
If you're facing problems in your life, go to Chirasauta mountain and God will hear your prayers.