Zambian brief

02/02/2025

Me planning my revenge, but scheduling it in 2 years so they think I forgot so they don't raise suspicions.

02/02/2025

KITWE BASED H.O.D BREAKS LEG RUNNING TO REACH THE CLASSROOM FIRST AND SHAME HER TEACHER.

A woman who has only been identified as Eve Chinyanta, a 49 year old certified teacher and acting H.o.D from Parklands, a suburb of Kitwe reportedly broke her leg after running to reach the classroom first and fail a Music Teacher from her department whom she was to observe and APPAS.

According to information available, madam Chinyanta, H.o.D, on 28th January, 2025, decided to observe a teacher from her department just after people complimented her dress and Sandals.

She has been refusing to observe and recommend teachers from her department for any chance to be promoted.

It seems the H.o.D has issues with the teacher in question as on different occasions she has reportedly tried to shame and make her job difficulty.

Rumor has it that the teacher in question was at one point given her own log book and time to knock off. Even asking members of staff not to associate with her, tagging her as bad company.

However, on Thursday last week, there is no doubt angels on duty were reprimanded for negligence of duty and allowing evil to play cool. Madam Chinyanta stepped out of her office and found teachers outside complimenting the teacher in question.

Her blood was boiled to a crazy degree. To dispose the drama, the H.o.D asked the teachers if they had no classes and when the target teacher said she was going to class, the H.o.D changed her mind and said I will observe you then.

The teachers just looked at each other. Before the teacher in question could make way into the class which was a few meters away, the aging woman trotted like a male horse to enter the classroom first but angels decided to show Satan that they can also get crazier sometimes. The H.oD. failed to jump over a small drainage because of her tight skirt.

A strange wind helped her to flip and fall. Her wig rocketed first, then her head went straight into the drainage leaving the pencil shaped legs standing like an old Tv's antennae.

Teachers failed to laugh, learners were peeping through the windows. At once everyone lost it and broke into audible laughter when they noticed that she was still holding her loaned phone, the true sign of respect for Izwe.

Meanwhile, because the clinic is just within the school premises, she was rushed for medical attention and is currently being handled by experts before referral because her leg is allegedly broken.

02/02/2025

As long as your woman have exes, she will always run back to one of them for closure and that's where the cheating happens.

The higher the number of exes she has. The higher the number of men that you will be sharing her with.

Most times she will end up pinning another man pregnancy on you and tag it a honest mistake without your knowledge.

The more reason you should never trust any woman sexual is because you didn't marry her a virgin.

Its true.

Never trust women, DNA text is a must brothers.

Be wise.

Stay putinized

01/02/2025

01/02/2025

Judy after 50 years

01/02/2025

KABWE RECORDS SAD STORY AT THE SUNDA STATION, AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN FOUND WASHING AWAY DIARRHOEA ON THE SINK

A man whose name has not been identified, who was on a journey from Luanshya to Lusaka, has been saved from the hands of angry travellers who wanted to take the law in their own hands when they found him messing the sink at the famous Kabwe Station.

The man in question under unknown circumstances messed his Slides after using the toilet inappropriately and fearing going back to the bus with the strange fragrance decided to just clean himself using every mean possible. Moreover, he was sitting with a young lady.

According to stories available, three men rushing to offload their urine tanks found him in the corner with his right leg resting on the sink busy cleaning himself.

The room had a really crazy scent, it was like a combo of faecal matter and assorted beers stirred. The diarrhoea was deadly. The chemical, which was formed, without doubt could easily turn gold into copper.

The men walked closer to him and asked what he was doing but he was not responding, shame was all over his face.

It could be true that when he was using the small room, someone pushed the door open and he rose to push the door back and things landed on his foot. In public rest rooms, you become spider man to balance the door and properly sit on the toilet pan. Rest room doors should be fixed in public places.

Two more men joined. The men were now 5. Thinking the guy was drunk and probably a j***y, they dragged him out and slapped him a couple of times.

If it was not for the passengers who told the mob that he was on the bus as them going to Lusaka, he would have been beaten badly.

What was your worst travelling experience?

31/01/2025

Ati I will be your light in the darkness, load-shedding iyo ale akeni tumone...🤷🏻‍♂️🙄🤣

31/01/2025

When you get a chance, please date someone who communicate, apologise, respect, love & afraid to loose you.

31/01/2025

UNIFORM DAY TEACHERS ❤️😍

Meet Chichi Diana and fellow teachers from Luanshya but not Mikomfwa 😂 rocking in uniforms

Zambian brief

31/01/2025

UNIFORM DAY TEACHERS ❤️😍

Teachers at Mufili primary school in Lupososhi District on Uniform Day

31/01/2025

You don’t have to explain to us how much you’re loved. We shall see for ourselves on Valentine’s Day 😄

30/01/2025

OFFICIAL: UEFA Europa League final standings.

30/01/2025

ZAF sergeant who impregnated his 14-year old biological daughter says he doesn't understand why he is being punished because the girl he slept with is his own dota and not for anyone else.

30/01/2025

A 34 year old man (Zacharia Banda) of Sinda District has been arrested by police after kiling his 27 year old wife whom he kiled by suffocating her neck with a rope.