03/02/2025
12 Signs of a “Twerking President” & “Missed Call Leader”: HH’s 2021 to 2024 Performance Appraisal Shows Total Failure & 2026 Political Downfall
…….Twerking is “a sexually seductive and provocative dance performed by mostly single women with the intention of enticing and luring male onlookers”. A critical analysis of HH’s performance from 2021 to 2024 clearly reveals that he is indeed “a twerking president”-one who is so good with false promises, self praise and rhetoric lies to merely manipulate citizens and mislead voters but has completely nothing tangible to show as his developmental deliverables, political successes and economic legacies. Bally’s overall performance score out of 100% during his four years in power is a regrettable failure of 32%: a generous score for “a missed call president” who has nothing more to show on both the political and economic fronts of his administration and leadership so far……
By Dr Chris Zumani Zimba
Introduction
From August 2021 to December 2024, it factually visible that under HH, Zambia has backslidden into retrogressive crisis in almost all key sectors such as infrastructure, mining, health, energy, agriculture, good governance, human rights, rule of law, democratic rule, separation of powers, diplomacy and foreign affairs, cost of living, foreign exchange, etc. It is this performance assessment of the UPND government in four years duration that compels us to conclude that politically “HH is a twerking president” or “missed call leader” for Zambia as far as results are concerned. Below, l have identified 12 key areas to justify this theory and expatiate my hypothesis:
1. HH has Completely Failed to Change or Improve “The Three Major Fs of the Economy” (Fuel, Food and Fertilizer)
- Under Bally, a renowned economist and business tycoon, The “Three Major Fs of the Economy”-(Fuel, Food and Fertilizer) are consistently either Political Scams or Scandals for majority Zambians. While “Bally Will Fix It” was his main campaign slogan in 2021, HH has totally failed to fix fuel, food prices and fertilizer problems. A synopsis review of HH’s 2021-2024 performance appraisal in the energy (fuel) and agricultural sectors (fertilizer and food) clearly shows that he is a serious “twerking president” or “missed call” before Zambians: HH lied and has totally failed to deliver what he promised voters!
- Apart from twerking rhetorics and empty lies, there is nothing done in four years, there is nothing to show citizens and nothing to celebrate because things have changed from “bad” in 2021 to either worst or horrible in 2024. All voters are fully aware that reducing the price of mealie meal, food in general, fertilizer and fuel were Bally’s key campaign promises in 2021. Most Zambians expected to live better, enjoy life and produce more healthy babies once HH took over power. But all have been betrayed and disappointed!
- In 2021, Edgar Chagwa Lungu left fuel at K17 per liter, HH has pushed it to K34, per liter: ECL left a 25 kg bag of mealie meal at K120, HH has pushed it to K370 and K425: ECL left a 50 kg bag of fertilizer at K650, under Bally, fertilizer is above K1,000. Lungu left the Kwacha at K15 per $1, HH has pushed it to K28 per $1. Today fours years in office, HH’s popular twerking campaign mantra, “Bally will Fix It” has melted and disappeared everywhere. And his “praise singers” are no longer twerking 2021 campaign promises because Bally has overtly failed making him politically “a dry skeleton leader” going into 2026-absolutely no political flavor or life indeed.
2. The coming of the UN Human Rights Rapporteur is a sign of political disapproval of HH’s oppressive rule at global level
- Irene Khan, the UN Special Rapporteur on freedom of expression visited Zambia from January 20–31, 2025 to physically assess the country's growing human rights violations as reported by UN experts and other organizations. Her visit means that the global community are now aware that Zambia has a “bad president” who is arbitrary violating the rights of his citizens using his oppressive regime. UK, USA, France, EU, Belgium, Sweden, Spain, Canada, Norway, Italy, Portugal, Australia, etc are all happy that their human rights rapporteur visited Zambia to get first hand information on HH’s oppressive regime. It’s a vote of no confidence! You
- UN rapporteurs only visit countries with humanitarian crises. Her historic visit in Zambia is confirmation that HH’s UPND government is a crisis regime in terms of human rights, ra**ng and defiling of democratic institutions, rule of law, transparency, accountability, weaponization of police, courts, prisons, investigative agencies, parliament, electoral commission as well as public media outlets. In SADC, Zambia under HH becomes the first country to receive a UN rapporteur on governance issues: enough evidence of how bad governance and authoritarian rule has become rooted today in Zambia. In terms of democracy and good governance, HH is a sure “missed call president”.
3. HH’s Mining Policies have Completely Betrayed Zambians, Robbing the Country Billions of Dollars Annually and Only Profiting Big Foreign Mining Companies
- In the mining sector, HH’s four years is a total disaster and scandal for Zambians. Immediately after taking over power, he shockingly awarded big foreign mining companies heavy and unjustified tax concessions that left most stakeholders fuming, frustrated and mourning with betrayal. Upon winning power in 2021, HH gave mining multinationals exploitative tax holidays to the effect that, Zambia is believed to be losing more than U$ 2 Billion Dollars in revenue annually. Until now, this pro foreigners treacherous policy has not been changed or reversed making him the “worst missed call president” Zambia has ever had.
- FQM, a Canadian firm that invested in HH’s 2021 election is one of the major beneficiaries.HH decided to relinquish the government’s 20% shareholding stake in Kansanshi Mine to FQM in return for a petty 3% royalty payment on revenue. In this deal alone, it is believed that HH sacrificed more than U$2.5 billion for Zambia in what many see as a payback move to reward one of his big election funders. In addition, he cheaply sold Mopani Copper Mines to Asians without parliamentary approval and the deal is deemed one of the most scandalous deals of his regime. In the mining sector, HH has been “twerking betrayal” for four years without anything much for Zambia and Zambians.
4. HH’s Decision to Crookedly Divide and Brutally Destroy PF via Miles Sampa and Robert Chabinga as well as Politically Block Lungu to Contest Any Election has exposed him as “the Worst Serial Killer of Multiparty Democracy” and Rule of Law in modern Zambia
- Apart from causing more poverty, hunger, anger, erectile dysfunctions and divorces in many homes across Zambia than the happiness, prosperity, peace and love he promised, HH has presented himself as the “serial killer” of multiparty politics and constitutional democracy in Zambia. Many people know that State House sponsored a divisive take over of PF from Dr Edgar Chagwa Lungu, former president to Miles Sampa and Robert Chabinga in October 2023. Brutally and politically, public institutions such as registrar of societies, police, courts, parliament and ECZ were all weaponized to ensure that the largest opposition party, PF is both divided and destroyed.
- Today, PF is practically a dead party from the ECL point of view-the true owners. To kill any serious competition for 2026, HH via sponsored UPND cadres schemed to block Dr. Edgar Chagwa Lungu from contesting any future election and won it via a bogus and scandalous Constitutional Court ruling on 10th December, 2024. HH has made the political butchering of democracy and good governance both real and true. Despite blocking him from contesting, ECL’s growing popularity and influence as “the only king maker” for 2026 still makes HH’s bladder instantly full, mentally fearful and physically sick! So, HH is still chasing him dangerously and maliciously.
- Therefore, it is true that, in the last four years, the “Imingalato” boss and twerking president has successfully murdered competitive politics and constitutional democracy by dividing and destroying the main opposition party and now “controls PF” himself through treacherous folks: “PF” is legally controlled by Community House and Bally’s allied PF MPs are the only ones treacherously working with UPND. So, in terms of promoting democracy and multiparty politics, HH scores 2% out of 100% because he is both a “missed call” and “complete dry skeleton” leader in this area.
5. HH has religiously betrayed Zambians with the Worst Load shedding Experiences while Giving Namibia, Big Foreign Mines and Other Countries Enough Electricity
- Zambia has been facing an energy crisis for the last two to three years under HH’s rule as a result of persistent droughts. This has resulted in structured countrywide blackouts and in many cases total darkness as households and industries are load shedded between 12 to 20 hours of no electricity per day. Many small, medium and manufacturing businesses have either closed or scaled down with youth unemployment and citizen redundancy increasing rapidly each day.
- To the contrary, HH has consistently supplied enough electricity for trade and business to neighboring countries like Namibia, Botswana, South Africa, DR Congo and big foreign mining companies. He starves Zambians with historical load shedding while satisfying foreign consumers of electricity. This month, a team of Namibians visited our Vice President to specifically thank Zambia for supplying them with enough electricity in “these drought and difficulty times”. This makes HH “a dry skeleton leader” before his people in this area: a ruler without any heart or life for his people.
6. Diplomatically, HH scores bellow average within and beyond SADC as he has loudly made Zambia to be unreliable partner and an isolated tall palm tree of Kalahari desert
- The political fall of HH’s Nelson Chamisa in Harare in the diplomatic crisis fueled by Dr Nevers Mumba was the beginning of tensions betweenZambia and Zimbabwe: a country that is our traditional neighbor and sister state. Bally is the only president hosting the American military base when most SADC and AU states have denounced American and French military bases across Africa. Thus, HH is seen as a traitor and dangerous Western puppet who cannot be trusted in the region since he has decided to be “the tallest London and New York headboy of Africa”.
- This makes it now impossible for Zambia to play any meaningful and crucial diplomatic role in the conflict in Eastern DR Congo today. Even at international level, HH has abandoned Zambia’s respected historical reputation of being “Non Aligned” state. In the war between Russia and Ukraine, HH took a different approach by voting against Moscow in solidarity with Washington. Four years of HH in terms of foreign relations is like 40 years because the AU, Latin American states, Russia, India, China and SADC now see Zambia very differently because of projecting herself as unreliable regional and global partner.
Conclusion
HH’s four years in power can be summarized as “dry skeleton leadership”, a government of a ruler with physical and visible power, influence and authority but practically with zero milestone deliverables, no visible impact and tangible legacies to show the world or his voters. In other words, HH is “a twerking president” and knows that he is likely to be voted out and replaced in 2026 with someone politically alive, honest, patriotic, capable, competent and revolutionary good at governing Zambia!
After critical assessment, it is overt that Bally’s “political performance is so poor and his political skeletons” are too dry to be kept in power after four years of “political missed calls and economic crises” for the masses. So far since 2021, HH has proven to be a total failure, an expensive experiment and political disaster for Zambians!
Dr Chris ZUMANI Zimba is a Political Scientist, Researcher, Author & Consultant specialized in Comparative Global Governance and Democratic Theories. He holds a PhD, MA, BA and Cert in Political Science. Zimba was President Lungu’s Political Advisor from December 2019 to August 2021. By philosophical approach, Dr. Zimba is a Pan Africanist as well as Afro-Christian by religion.
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