Umu Gees

22/11/2024

I still like you, but i respect your feelings for someone you really love.

18/11/2024

07/11/2024

Beautiful girls and handsome boys have the names of...

17/10/2024

HOW FOOTBALL⚽️ LOVERS TOAST GIRLS.

ME: Babe I really want you to be mine

Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.

ME: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.

Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.

ME: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.

Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.

ME: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 in height but Lionel Messi still dribbled Him.

Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?

ME: Sure, I know but Messi isn't taller than
him? so that is 1 - 1, and that was all Barcelona needed to out
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?

Girl: You never give up do you?

ME: No, Ac milan were leading 3 goals in first half against Liverpool in 2005 Champions League final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.

Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you to places.😄

ME: Lol, surely babe, it will and the next destination is your heart. 😎

Girl: Don't even try it I will just block you here...

ME: well, In 2006 Peter Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.🤓

Girl: Lol! you are a genius ...this is my line, call me if you will be free this weekend!!!

This is called, changing the Conventional way of thinking to get your point 👉😹
You get the point?

16/10/2024

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a
wrong
phone number . After thinking of a
way to
stop the person from withdrawing the money,
😂
I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to
the person's phone number saying:
😂
"""Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're
OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to
you...
It's for your initiatiøn into the eternal mystical
order
of glorious sātānism in the illūminati fraternīty
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12
midnight. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you
more
for shopping.
😂
There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom.
Two
weeks after the initiatiøn, a family member very
close
to your heart will dīe, this will unlock your ticket
to
wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night
to
any part of the world. Thanks in advance. Buh in
case
you're not ready to join, please send back the
money
immediately to avøid ur sudden dēāth."""
😂
Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please
send
another 6k, three of my friends are also
interested." 😟😟
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05/10/2024

22/08/2024

Talking from experience