08/06/2024
★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂
★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂
★. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂
★. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Break up and see how ugly the Idïot is😂😂😂
★. Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swear😂😂😂
★. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO network....mtchew😜
★. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.
★. Nevēr trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your heart?
★. When I started Facebook last year I sent a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her mtn credit😂
★. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send money💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂
★. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂
★. It took me 5 hours to compose this jokel
