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13/01/2024

just dumped my online gf and suddenly my uncle is crying. 😭

26/04/2023

My girlfriend saw me kissing her sister*****now she Bolling water should I wait for tea🏃🏃🏃🏃🏌️🏌️
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26/04/2023

I am too kind😜😜 I helped a 5 years old boy🚶to finish his ice cream🍦 today and he was shading tears of joy😂😂

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26/04/2023

★😂FUNNY JOKES 😂★

This is the reason why my mom wants me to marry on time😂😂😂😂
1. My shortest relationship lasted for two hours, she gave me her number at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her goodnight, she replied "gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah" I immediately deleted her number and blocked the spelling virus before it spread🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶😯😟😂😂😂😂😂😂

★ A kid went missing.
His family uploaded a message with his photo. He was found !!! That's a big thanks to Facebook. Now, it is more than three months he is not able to go to school.
Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home. Why? Because the message is still circulating on Facebook.
Please stop sharing old Facebook messages 😑😑😑🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂

★ *Jacob used a stone as a pillow and saw a vision, Samson used Delilah's thigh as a pillow and lost his vision. Check your pillow.😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

★ *If you have a problem with people holding their car keys in their hands when moving around ,hold your Transport Money....let's not complicate things😋😋😋😋😋🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

★ *TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give Me A Bursary.😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😌😌😌😌😛😛

★ No weapon formed against Me and my followers will prosper,,, AMEN 👏😶😶
★ May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post Without Dropping Comment Got Stolen or Else fall in a Basin of Water This My Humble Prayer 🏃🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃😛😛😂😂😂😋😋

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23/04/2023

How to test a fool
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23/04/2023

😂😂𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗘𝗬🤣🤣🤣✍️

🧔Dennis bought a 🐎donkey from a preacher. 🗣️📣

🧔The preacher told Dennis🗣️"this donkey has been trained😁 in a very unique way👏the only way to make the donkey🐎 go is to say 🗣️Hallelujah🙏 and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen."🗣️🙏

🧔Dennis immediately got on the animal🐎 to try out the preacher's instructions.✍️He shouted🗣️📣 "Hallelujah" and immediately the donkey🐎 began to trot.

🗣️📣"Amen!" He shouted again, and the donkey stopped immediately😊. "This is great," he said.👏😦

With Hallelujah he rode off very proud of his purchase🐎 Dennis traveled for a long time✈️⌚ through some mountains.⛰️

Soon he was heading towards a volcano⛺he could not remember🤔 the word to make the donkey🐎 stop.

🗣️ "STOP!" 🧔He blurted, "HALT!" He blurted again, the donkey just kept going🐎 "Oh no, Bible! Church! Please stop!" Dennis cried🗣️📣😢.

🧔He was getting closer ⛺🐎and closer to the top of the volcano⛺.

😓Finally in desperation, Dennis said a prayer,🗣️ "Please🙏, dear God👼 please make this donkey🐎 stop before I go off this mountain⛰️, in Jesus name🙏
🗣️📣AMEN!" The donkey🐎 came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the volcano⛺.

Immediately the donkey🐎 stopped🖐️then 🧔Dennis joyously🕺🕺 shouted,🗣️"HALLELUJAH"🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️
𝗔𝗦 𝗪𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗞 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗔𝗟😂😅

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23/04/2023

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When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......??????
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "......
(I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container...!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.
So I eat it
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16/04/2023

English is not hard abi oya fill in the blanks with (yes/no)...........am very stupid ...........I don’t have sense
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16/04/2023

Sarah : Hello 📞

Unknown: do u have a boyfriend👱🏾‍♂️? 🤔

Sarah👩: yes why are you asking?

Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: it's me ur father 👴🏾so u have a boyfriend at your Age..we will see 👀when I get home 🙄

Sarah👩: daddy please am joking ..I can Explain 😥 ...he hangs up ..

Again phone 📲 ring again 📞

Sarah👩: Hello 📞

Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: do u have a boyfriend ?🤔

Sarah👩: No!!

Unknown👱🏾‍♂️: ooh!! Honey so ur ashemed of me right ?🤔

Sarah👩: No!! sorry bbe I thought it was my father

Unknown: yes it still me ur father... just wanted to confirm if u have a boyfriend I'll meet u home🏡 🤚🚶
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