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Never judge someone. Especially if you don't know them, because you don't know what they're going through. And for all y...
10/10/2024

Never judge someone. Especially if you don't know them, because you don't know what they're going through. And for all you know, your words could be the last thing they hear before they decide they have had enough.

BEFORE S*X He : Baby are you ready?She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..He : yes we hav...
08/10/2024

BEFORE S*X
He : Baby are you ready?
She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..
He : yes we have baby
She : Promise me you won't leave me after taking my virginity
He : I promise my baby
She : Okay love so we are going to use condom?
He : Baby I trust you and you trust me.So I don't see a reason for us to use a condom.
She : Yes love I trust you.
He : Are you sure you are ready baby?
She : Yes love
20 minutes later (After s£x)
He : Wow that was great baby
She : yes love it was great but I'm in pain now
He : Sorry baby you have to be in pain because it was your first time
She : Okay love hope second time it won't be painful
He : Nah baby second time it won't be painful.
(𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫)
She : Love I'm pregnant
He : You what?
She : (crying) I'm pregnant
(The boy didn't say anything for a few minutes then he got up and went to his room and got back after 15 minutes)
He : (On his knees) I have been waiting for this day for three years.So will you make me the happiest man in this world? Will you please marry me?
She : (Crying) yes I will marry you
He : Wow thank you baby I love you so much
She : I love you too my future husband.
𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
The girl give birth to a beautiful baby girl.
*A year later they got married*
All Of You Thought He Was Going To Break Her Heart!!
*𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞*

08/10/2024

Virgin don't be afraid. Once the Head enters, the rest just slides.(when you're charging new phone).

A teacher was at home and, at dinner time, began to read the homework assignments made by the students. Her husband was ...
03/10/2024

A teacher was at home and, at dinner time, began to read the homework assignments made by the students.
Her husband was next to her bzzy on the tablet.
As she read the last task, tears began to fall silently down the woman's face.
____Husband:why are you crying my dear? The husband asked his wife...
Woman: Yesterday I gave an assignment to the first-year students on the theme: "My desire".
Husband: Okay, but why are you crying?
The woman: It's the last task that makes me cry.
The Curious Husband: What is written in this homework assignment that makes you cry?
The Woman: Listen, I'll read it to you: "My desire is to become a smartphone. My parents love their smartphones very much. They are so worried about their smartphones that they sometimes forget to take care of me.
When my father comes home from work tired, he has time for the phone, but not for me.
When my parents are doing important work and the smartphone rings, they answer the first time. When my parents are doing important work and the smartphone rings, they answer at the first ring. But not for me, even if I cry.
They play on their smartphones, but not with me. They never listen to me, even when I tell them something important.
So, my desire is to become a smartphone to get their attention.
After listening, the husband became emotional and asked his wife, "Who wrote this?"
The Woman: Our Son
MORAL:
Don't let your phone take you away from your loved ones.
No matter what you do, stop handling when someone talks to you.
Stop handling your phone when it's a meal with family or friends.
Because lack of attention is a threat to your relationships...
Even the one that binds you to your children.

Me: How much do you weigh? Her:18 meters. Me: What? I;m joking,is 20 Liters. Promise N. Zitha
03/10/2024

Me: How much do you weigh? Her:18 meters. Me: What? I;m joking,is 20 Liters. Promise N. Zitha

When you try to take it off and she holds you tight, speak in her ear like "👂 you're going to raise the child alone.
30/09/2024

When you try to take it off and she holds you tight, speak in her ear like "👂 you're going to raise the child alone.

30/09/2024

When i die,please burry me with fire extingisher🧨,i know where iam going😉

My mom👩 once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse🏡 with a female student, Trina😊.One day my mom👩 in...
30/09/2024

My mom👩 once visited my hostel where I share a 2 bedroom boardinghouse🏡 with a female student, Trina😊.
One day my mom👩 invited Trina for lunch, which she obliged😊. So as we were eating, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Trina was😊.
And she had been suspicious of me having a relationship💞 with Trina for a long time⏳ as it wasn't her first time visiting🙃.
While having lunch, I noticed that she kept watching how the two of us were interacting and she started giving me that "I know something's up😏* look.
Knowing my mom💁‍♂️, I quickly said, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates😁." Well she just smiled😁 and didn't say a thing🤐.
About a week later⏳, Trina came to me saying,
"J, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen. Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?"
I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will text her just to be sure."
3 days ago, I sat down and wrote✍️
“Dear mom ❤️
After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.
And no I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house,
and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
your Loving son♥️”
Earlier today, I received a text from my mother which read,
"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with her
but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow"

Try to find the path of least resistance and use it without harming others. Live with integrity and morality, not only w...
23/09/2024

Try to find the path of least resistance and use it without harming others. Live with integrity and morality, not only with people but with all beings.

When you find someone who really loves you, who treats you well, who wants to build a future with you, don't let that pe...
18/09/2024

When you find someone who really loves you, who treats you well, who wants to build a future with you, don't let that person escape. Value this relationship, as it is difficult to find someone like that these days and you can be sure it will be an incredible relationship. They say there is no perfect relationship, but when you both want it, everything becomes possible!

Every man appreciates a woman who likes to read and study. A studious woman is always full of content to contribute to t...
16/09/2024

Every man appreciates a woman who likes to read and study. A studious woman is always full of content to contribute to the relationship.

I know what what you're thinking k*k.
10/09/2024

I know what what you're thinking k*k.

If you can take the person I'm in a relationship with, please take them. If you can ruin my friendships with a rumor, do...
10/09/2024

If you can take the person I'm in a relationship with, please take them.
If you can ruin my friendships with a rumor, do me a favor and please ruin them.
If you can shake anything against me in my life, please do it.
I don't have the time and energy to fight for things that are easily persuaded.
If it doesn't bring me peace, fulfillment and love, I didn't have any room for it in my life to begin with.

Nephews make you promise everything, where will I buy lions?😳😳😳
04/09/2024

Nephews make you promise everything, where will I buy lions?😳😳😳

It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below the...
03/09/2024

It is better to have your head in the clouds, and know where you are... than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them, and think that you are in paradise.

If she flinches when you raise your hand to gently pull her face close to yours to kiss her, someone's previous actions ...
02/09/2024

If she flinches when you raise your hand to gently pull her face close to yours to kiss her, someone's previous actions wasn't very sweet to her.
If she questions you about particular things you did throughout the day, someone else unfortunately lied to her time and time again.
If she doesn't tell you things, someone else betrayed her trust at one point in time.
Behind every cumbersome woman scared to love, is one that is tired of being broken.

Years ago I spent my life trying to please everyone around me.I would constantly try to please my friends, the person I ...
02/09/2024

Years ago I spent my life trying to please everyone around me.
I would constantly try to please my friends, the person I was in a relationship with, and I would even put my families needs and desires before my very own.
Unfortunately sacrificing my own happiness in the process.
Later on in life I realized that I needed to start prioritizing myself and my own desires.
I made a conscious decision to be a little more selfish with my time and energy and started focusing on what truly made me genuinely happy.
It has been an incredible journey of self-discovery and growth, and it has brought me so much peace and fulfillment.
I have learned to let go of anything and everything that does not serve my happiness and well-being, and I am finally free to love and prioritize myself.
My happiness is no longer just an option - it is now my top priority.

Happy Birthday, my doll! I am so glad that God gave me such an awesome daughter like you! Love you.🎂🎂🎂🎂
22/08/2024

Happy Birthday, my doll! I am so glad that God gave me such an awesome daughter like you! Love you.🎂🎂🎂🎂

A woman was at home when she heard someone knocking at her door.She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing th...
19/08/2024

A woman was at home when she heard someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she heard a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband got home she told him what has happened the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and calm voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hīde behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagīna?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's Vagīna and start using yours!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"NOBARI WANA SIAS 2GUEDOH, BARI NO MEERA NOH, ZAGADUU!" 😭 📍📍 I like that song with all my heart😉😀
26/07/2024

"NOBARI WANA SIAS 2GUEDOH, BARI NO MEERA NOH, ZAGADUU!" 😭 📍📍 I like that song with all my heart😉😀

How girls ask for s*x.🍆🍑| Whites: kisses your neck,unzip your pants and whispers lets do it. ...
12/07/2024

How girls ask for s*x.🍆🍑| Whites: kisses your neck,unzip your pants and whispers lets do it. Blacks: Nna ka half past ka tsamaya.🥺😀🤣😀🤣😀🤣🤣😀

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE; 1. Never take photos with her. 2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, t...
23/03/2024

RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S WIFE;

1. Never take photos with her.

2. If you called and she hangs up, don't call her back, the husband is around.

3. Don't text her love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at her house even when her husband is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging every time you go for fun.

6. Do not involve your friends or her friends in your relationship.

7. If she calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe her husband is the one calling trying to find out, let her talk first.

8. Don't call her my everything, he is borrowed. Stolen goods are the sweetest.

9. If you find yourself at her place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during voting. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

10. Most Important. STAY AWAY FROM SOMEONE'S WIFE AND FIND YOUR OWN .!

14/03/2024

S€x Language👇😀😀

01/08/2022

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🇿🇦🚴🤸🏋️🤾🤼🛌
Cheers to who understand
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If you're online tupe amenMay God heal all the patients
18/07/2022

If you're online tupe amen
May God heal all the patients

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