Alu’s Closet

Alu’s Closet An online store selling clothes, shoes and branded sneakers. Dress Head to Toe in our Closet
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10/05/2024

May SNEAKER SPECIAL loading!!!

10/05/2020

We are tired of leaving relationships broke.. From now on when we start dating we open a savings account and deposit R200 every month and the one who gets cheated on or left in a relationship gets the money. Its gonna be called FRF(failed relationship fund)

10/05/2020

Dear Mr President, After this lockdown, we as South Africans have noticed that you have our cellphone numbers without our concern. We would really appreciate it if you'd send us government vacancies as you have been sending us Covid-19 SMS', we now know that the government can reach us without having to buy newspapers or going to municipal offices to check which posts are out. If you care enough about the nation not to fall sick, surely the government cares enough to give its people equal opportunities in the government sector. And don't forget to also send the messages on how we failed the interview and HR's niece managed to get it.

10/05/2020

I'm happy with my child"❌

Baby daddy e tshabile✔️
🤸

10/05/2020

"Ngizomenzani umfana ongenamoto.."❌

"Ngizomenzani umfana ofana nobabami.."✔️

10/05/2020

Are you trying to commit su***de? E le Doctor ya Cuba e bona dithapo molethekeng.

10/05/2020

"Don't video call me after 9pm" ❌
"Ngilala enyaweni" ✔️

10/05/2020

At school after Lockdown😹😕😕
Teacher: O kae Thabiso?🤔
Class: Since re Mmona a rekisa Sanitizer ko taxi rank🚐😹
Teacher: Haiboo Lerato ena?🤔
Class: Yohh o nyetswe ke Thabo wa Karabo Ma'am😹
Teacher: Yohh Yohh Karabo ena o kae?🤔
Class: 😹😹 O nale ngwana wa Lekula le Hassan👳ba butse shopo ko Dilopye😹
Teacher: Le reng nah?😹 Palesa ena?
Class: 😹😹 Since a tsamaya le Masole ka kanono🏃😹😹😹
Teacher:tsholofelo okae ena😟
Class: since re monna a palama helicopter ka thapo
Teach:Bathong lereng nah 😟Zikhali why o gomotse so
Zikhali: ketlareng mam bo *NEO,REFILWE,BONOLO,NTSWAKI,,PULENG,DINEO,TUMIE,MATHAPEPLO* 😢ba feditswe ke Gemere
Teacher: o ra yang Zikhali💦😕
Zikhali: banale phuza face ya go roba pelo mam 😢batsofetse before ntate kgetsi😂😂
Teacher:😂😂😂😂yoh bana kelona le loilwe💨💨💨💨

10/05/2020

🥂To men that got us home safely when we desperately needed transport. To Men that didn’t take advantage of us when we were too intoxicated. To Men that protected us when we were in danger although they didn’t know us . To men that maturely accept rejection when they hit on us . To men that wouldn’t dare raise a hand at a woman. To men that respect women. ✊🏽

We Thank You ❤️ We Appreciate You ❤️ We Recognize You ❤️

10/05/2020

Facebook ruined picture quality ❌
Ngiphatha I mobicel:✅

10/05/2020

Black child, they have convinced you that Coronavirus is spread through saliva droplets because they don't want you to spit the truth. That is why they make you wear masks.

Ask yourself this, why did a rapper called Future make a song called "Mask Off"? It's not a coincidence that his name is Future, he saw this coming. But the system is trying to silence him trying to force him to be a father to his kids when that is not his destiny. His destiny is to lead us.

10/04/2020

Guy’s if u have new born/0-3 months clothes and Blankets 👏🏽drop them at ur nearest hospital Maternity Ward Mommys can’t buy shops are closed 🤞🏽😥caring is sharing 🥰

27/03/2020

What if vele😂😂 What if uRamaphosa wenza iApril Fool vele like Early 🤣🤣🤣

27/03/2020

Soldier: buyela edlini wena, uyaphi? 💣👀
Me:
( •_•)
( ง )ง uzo

26/03/2020

🧒: Cute Girls Are Players
🐸: Not All Of Us
🤵: I Said Cute!🤫😒

26/03/2020

I wonder azokaka khabo bani lamasoja

26/03/2020

21 Days With No Bra 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

26/03/2020

Finally VW Polo 🚘Drivers will be indoors 🏡 They will realise that they don't have Beds 🛏️ ...😪🚮

26/03/2020

Barr if they find Alcohol in your body during this lockdown they'll arrest you😂😂😂😂😂✋✋✋

25/03/2020

RIP to you mense that can’t smoke at home because your parents are gonna be home 🤣🤭💀

25/03/2020

The soldiers are excited, you can see that this is their first gig after apartheid

25/03/2020

If he doesn't fight the army to come see you then he doesn't care 😂

23/03/2020

Bo "make R10 000 working from home..ASK ME HOW?" we ready to ask you now 🏡🇿🇦

23/03/2020

"Don't forget to sanitize your evil heart"
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Soweto

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Monday 09:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 09:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 09:00 - 17:00
Thursday 09:00 - 17:00
Friday 09:00 - 17:00
Saturday 09:00 - 17:00

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