07/07/2020
Alek: Women always say men are pigs and dirty, but that is such BS!
Her: Why?
Alek: I mean, yeah, men are pigs and dirty, but in my opinion, so are women. Sexually speaking, I think women are dirtier than men.
Her: Amen/Why do you think that?
Alek: Because women have much deeper s*xual creativity and are more carried away by fantasies that are much dirtier than men’s fantasies, but I find this beautiful!
Or, we can make it simple:
Alek: Women, ah, you are such dirty creatures!
Her: Why do you think that?
Alek: Have you ever seen a REALLY h***y girl in your life?
Her: Yes/No.
Alek: Well, then, you will know.
Her: Haha.
Alek: But it is quite cute, and I like it. I mean, after all, s*x is natural and pleasurable. So, there’s nothing wrong with dirtiness.
Or maybe:
Alek: What happens when you put a s*xy man and a stimulated girl in a room where everything that happens there, stays there?
Her: They will screw/I don’t know.
Alek: Well, they will s**g, because women are (pause) just such s*xual beings, and I love them for it.
Or:
Alek: Who loves s*x more? Women or men?
Her: Men! Because of X reason.
Alek: I disagree. After all, women not only can have serial or***ms, but multiple or***ms, eight types of or***ms, and they even have an or**sm button called the cl****is designed by nature. (There are lots of ways to transition into many GREAT gambits here, such as the eight types of or**sm.)
Her: Okay, fair point.
Alek: Some men tell me that they have to do X and Y to get laid, but they forget that women really love s*x!
Her: So true!
Alek: I usually tell them that! But they always disagree.
Her: I know!
Alek: So I ask them, “Why do women have a cl****is?” And they give different answers. But I usually tell them it is an “or**sm button.”
Her: Haha, true!
Alek: So these guys are telling me that women do not like s*x, despite having an or**sm button? It makes no sense.
Her: Haha!
set a s*xual frame
"So I'm like, 'Dude, maybe if you knew how to USE an or**sm button, you'd think differently!'"
