04/07/2021
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know
I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about s*x. Can you explain it to me
first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call
your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So
what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed,
smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the
prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have
to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy
reaches for his ci******es but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience
of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out
again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the
unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner
escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey,
its not a life sentence,
OKAY!