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15/01/2025

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FIRST LETTER OF EACH🕶

Babe ke rikele polo😹😹😹
09/01/2025

Babe ke rikele polo😹😹😹

Mara wae tseba interview ya company tse serious😭O utlwe ba bitsa leina lao😊ka spikara, sele ko godimo,Osa maketse gore ...
12/11/2024

Mara wae tseba interview ya company tse serious😭O utlwe ba bitsa leina lao😊ka spikara, sele ko godimo,Osa maketse gore o leba kae gotle "Receptionist" ere "follow me" E go bontshe lift,A go press'ele,O bone o thothomela dipotrisi😹E fihla ere "Twiiiing,E bulege O bone monyako o moholo wa glass😂O sa phopholetsa ore o tsena kae😣Le bulege Automatically 😅O shale o swere moya💔O ise matsogo fase slow gorr osa jumpisa😭O re o tsena o bone tafola yao tlala leboto😭go dutse makgowa a mararo le ma- india a mabedi le mosotho wa mosadi a apere di specs , bare "You may take a seat😊"Lekgowa leo lebelle lere "tell us about yourself" ka nako yeo wa juluka goed 😹 Bare "calm down and take a deep breath" Ore wa fetola ka English ore "Is thanks to see you"😅Oi keep'e serious, otswe lemina la balloon 🐱Ore wa itshegisa otswe ditete😭ore wadi phumula ophinye

30/07/2024

Your pastor is preaching about feeding the hungry and the homeless while the church WiFi remains password protected.😂😂

Surprise 😹😹😹😹
25/07/2024

Surprise 😹😹😹😹

Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafesWife:Where are you going?Husband: Watch the game at the pub.Wife:Why do...
24/07/2024

Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes

Wife:
Where are you going?

Husband:
Watch the game at the pub.

Wife:
Why don't you watch it with me?

Husband:
I want to watch it with my friends.

Wife:
So I mean nothing to you?

Husband:
OK, OK. I am staying.

Wife:
Why is the goalkeeper in black?

Husband:
He is mourning his mother.

Wife:
The commentator how does he know all the names?

Husband:
It's his job.
Wife: There's a goal.

Husband:
No, it's an offside.

Wife:
What is offside?

Husband:
No, it's a goal. Just kidding.

Wife:
OK, but what is offside?

Husband: Offside is the name of the Coach.

Wife:
Where's the Coach?

Husband:
He is off the field.

Wife:
Why isn't he playing?

Husband:
No, he doesn't play. He changes the players and the game tactics.

Wife:
Tell me, is Maradona there?

Husband:
No, he dîed.

Wife:
Oh my God, how?

Husband:
He watched a game with his wife.

That's how the fight started and we have been trying since last Sunday to settle the matter!
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23/07/2024

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What has 4 leters, sometimes 9 leters, never 5 leters😌🐕
21/07/2024

What has 4 leters, sometimes 9 leters, never 5 leters😌🐕

I'm out here bursting my head off, thinking if someone was born deaf. Which language do they use to think.🤔🤦‍♂️
21/07/2024

I'm out here bursting my head off, thinking if someone was born deaf. Which language do they use to think.🤔🤦‍♂️

You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier. Her ...
20/07/2024

You told your wife that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier.
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed.
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them.

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😹😹😹😹

When you finally decide to fight back😹😹
20/07/2024

When you finally decide to fight back😹😹

Men's best friend 🐕 😂😂
19/07/2024

Men's best friend 🐕
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"My girlfriend has been cheating on me, so one day I come to realize she saved me "Dad" on her cell phone buh I never bo...
18/07/2024

"My girlfriend has been cheating on me, so one day I come to realize she saved me "Dad" on her cell phone buh I never bother asking her why she did save me "Dad" on her phone.

Last week I tried several times calling her buh she never picked my call, so last Sunday I a new number calling and I decided to pick the call. It was a guy who introduced himself as Kelvin, he called me dad and confessed that he's in love with my daughter. Out of my sharp brain I asked him which daughter since I have more than one and said Thato and yet Thato was my girlfriend 🥺. I asked him if he's with Thato and he said yes.

He said he has got my number from Thato,s phone without her consent cause he wanted to surprise me without her knowing. He asked me if I have received Credit Alert of R5500 which he sent directly to my account. I quickly checked, confirm the alert and then said yes. He said that cash was my pocket money and he is planning to come home soon. He wished me well and promised to send more as day goes.

SO Guys MY QUESTION IS SHOULD I TELL HIM THE TRUTH OR CONTINUE RECEIVING THE BLESSINGS?"

Me every day🤣🤣
18/07/2024

Me every day🤣🤣

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls. I called 10 times more, still no answer. K...
17/07/2024

I called a married lady who was
owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello Sisy, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.😋😋

A Toyota Quantum breaks down on a roadside.A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver."I will tow you to the next service stat...
17/07/2024

A Toyota Quantum breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

The BMW driver totally forgets about the Toyota Quantum & runs it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:

"Calling all stations :: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Quantum behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.

Word of the day:Visionaries don't argue with people who intend to be slaves for the sake of titles. Stay in your lane, s...
16/07/2024

Word of the day:
Visionaries don't argue with people who intend to be slaves for the sake of titles. Stay in your lane, stay focused, stay vigilant, and grind for your vision.

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