Mthoh CK

16/05/2024

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

27/09/2023

9 REASONS WHY I DON'T WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES..😒😒

1. A flash back plays 40 mins.
2. Millionaires have gate men instead of electric gates.
3. Females wake up with earings and make-up in the morning.
4. When Patience Ozokor wants to poison someone she first tastes the poison but never dies.
5. They cut grass with a panga instead of a slasher.
6. 20years later in the movie but the family dog is still alive.
7. A ghost looks both sides before crossing the road.
8. People always ask for a menu at restaurants but end up ordering rice and chicken.
9. No matter how low your TV volume is, the movie will always make a huge soundooo!😂😂😂😂😂😂

24/09/2023

I Blow Job Umsebenzi Onjani?💔

20/09/2023

Be a man. Learn to survive alone

10/09/2023

Husband : Sweetheart please come here.

Wife : What is it?

Husband : Just come to the bedroom

Wife : Why?

Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once
in your life?

Wife : Okay here i am.

Husband : remove your clothes

Wife : remove my clothes why?

Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me on the bed , don't waste time

Wife :Okay they are off,

Husband :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant? Remove them also

Wife : Please I am not in the mood

Husband : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your everyday not in the mood story!

Wife : okay they are off.

Husband :: okay climb the bed.

Wife : why? Am i your slave?

Husband :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

Wife : Okay so What's next?

Husband : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages.. 😁😁😁

19/08/2023

Rocket 🚀 Power🔥💯❤

08/08/2023

The WRLD 🌍 Smile ☺

🍹🌍

08/08/2023

17/07/2023

Somebody somewhere hates you so much because of how someone described you to them.🤭

17/07/2023

Sometimes the memories we shared with that Person are the reason why We can't Move On.😇

23/06/2023

Your mother will always accept you no matter how many times you broke💔 her heart. ❤️

19/06/2023

Dear lord
We cannot spell S_CCESS

Without U 🥺❤🤞🏼😭🕯

09/06/2023

Juice WRLD - Starstuck 🖤🎱♠️

10/05/2023

Most of the enemies you have today are people you once helped in life👑.

26/04/2023

Dax

18/04/2023

God is the Only man I Fear

29/03/2023

Some people don't understand that sitting in your own house in peace, eating snacks and minding your own business is priceless.

25/03/2023

🤞

24/03/2023

Happy Birthday❤ to me❤✌

21/03/2023

Tickets are available now!!!
20 May 2023
Durban 🤍
Daxx❤️

10/03/2023

Depression

, Dax

23/02/2023

Blue K ,I'm on my way 👌💙

22/02/2023

Cheating and lies are like Pregnancy!. No matter how long you hide it,it will definitely come out.
Dax

14/02/2023

Dax Perfect said!! 🙏🙏😇