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26/11/2024

Thanksgiving > Last year's Thanksgiving I shot my first turkey. But unfortunately it scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section! 🦃 🤣

26/11/2024

A THIEF broke into my house looking for money - Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him! https://funnyquoteshumor.com/a-thief-broke-into-my-house/ 😲

Thief looking for money humor Last night a thief broke into my house, and started searching for money. So I woke up, and also began searching with him!

26/11/2024

Online very funny quotes! Seach and laugh your head off with our silly satire quotes and sayings! https://funnyquoteshumor.com/

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21/11/2024

PREPARING FOR CHRISTMAS > For years my -in-law has come to our house at . So this year I've decided to change a bit, I'll probably let her in...

21/11/2024

Nope... I'm not going! (I don't think Santa is showing up this year...) 😲

21/11/2024

DID YOU KNOW THAT 🤔 An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain? This reminds me of many people I know... 😲

21/11/2024

Humanity is losing its greatest geniuses!
- Leonardo Da Vinci is gone.
- Newton died.
- Einstein too...
- And I'm not feeling well today.

09/11/2024

Christmas is coming! So I wrote my letter to Santa.
"DEAR SANTA, for Xmas I want a FAT bank account and a SLIM body. But please don't mess up like you did last year! "

09/11/2024

Oh, end buy the way... I've just BANNED a person from this page for correcting my grammar, and it reealy fieled gud...

09/11/2024

I like cooking my family and my pets.
PLEASE USE COMMAS!

09/11/2024

Question: Why is that every "c" in Pacific Ocean pronounced differently?

09/11/2024

GRAMMAR: Sadily, the days of using propper English are went...
BUT...
Dear Egnslih Tecaher... SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTAT

09/11/2024

Movie satire and fails...

31/10/2024

HALLOWEEN 👿 I don't know about you guys, but I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is NEVER friendly! 👹

26/10/2024

PARENTS & CHILDS: Having ONE child, makes you a parent. But having TWO, makes you CRAZY! And having more, makes you totally INSANE!

26/10/2024

Excellent stand-up comedy! 👍

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09/10/2024

APPLE - Finally someone found the lost part.... 😲

06/10/2024

When the wants to see the crash... 😲

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