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06/03/2025

A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN 💄 Behind every successful woman is her best friend, who is giving her crazy ideas!

25/02/2025

WISE SAYING: Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably p**p! 🤣

25/02/2025

ADVICE FOR MEN! Beware guys... these are the 5 most used WOMEN'S DEADLY TERMS! Be careful when you hear any one of them, and take extreme caution iif she mentions them all in a single conversation! 😳

25/02/2025

Do you think life is hard? It's even harder for people who are stupid! 😁

25/02/2025

Remember when you had a camera with roll film and asked your friend to hold it and take a picture of you? Do you know what this friend's name is today? Selfie stick! 😲

25/02/2025

Did you know that there are three things you should NOT take with beer, otherwise you could die? They are 1) gunshot 2) stab 3) poison ! 🤔

08/02/2025

"In God we trust".. all others we run through NCIC. ! 👮‍♂️

07/02/2025

Funny Police Quote: "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 🙄

24/01/2025

What is marriage?

24/01/2025

Question: Do you know what's marriage MADE OF? For men, it's 3% compromise, 3% love, and 94% accepting that they've lost an argument, and have to fold the laundry, or dry the dishes in silence! 😮

24/01/2025

The other day, my broke down, and I took it to my . But when he presented the bill, I complained... so he came up with this 'great ' that I often hear, "...more than fair." When I argued about the bill with him, he said, "We charge you a price we think is more than fair." But what does that mean? Did he figure out what was fair? And then charged me more?! 😯

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08/01/2025

ARE YOU SAD? Are you sad? Don't be sad... because 'sad' backwards is 'das', and das not good! 🤪

07/01/2025

QUESTION: Do you know how many 'seconds' are there in a year❓ TWELVE > January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on... why did you have to think so much?! 😂

07/01/2025

Try not to laugh with our silly sayings and quotes! 🤣

03/01/2025

Difference between YOUTH and MIDDLE AGE > Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve... and middle age is when you're forced to stay!

Your Age and New Year's EveYOUTH and MIDDLE AGE DIFFERENCE Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve, and middle age is when you are forced to stay!

03/01/2025

ATTENTION: 3 things that might KILL you if you take them with ... 1) gunshot 2) stab 3) poison 😳

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