About Afghan Onion
Published: Wednesday, 22 July 2015 15:52
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Afghan Onion is now Afghanistan’s leading news publication, offering exclusive stories not available to many journalists. We aspire to achieve the highest standards set forth for homegrown reporters by foreign mentors, and strictly follow journalistic code of conduct to encroach on peoples’ privacy and sensationalize their triv
ial stories. In addition to Afghan hospitality, Afghan Onion boosts unparalleled record of politically correct posts. Frequently Asked Questions:
What is Afghan Onion motto? Answer: We Do Not Did! Can I submit article or ideas to Afghan Onion? But strictly follow our code of conduct; otherwise we will print your story, and burn the printout. No profanity! What is the word limit on Afghan Onion? Answer: Maximum 180 words. Use Garamond size 12 fonts. Does Afghan Onion give credit to author? We post anonymous. Credit can be claimed upon writer’s permission. What if I want to sue Afghan Onion? Answer: Knock yourself out. What is Afghan Onion’s privacy policy? Answer: There is none. Read our articles in public. How can I contact Afghan Onion? Answer: You can visit our Facebook. Our twitter handle is . You can also click on Contact Us tab on the web to drop us a message. We do not respond directly to queries. If we cannot like, share, favorite, comment on or retweet your posts openly, where can we provide feedback? Answer: We understand you love our write-ups. But we also realize that you are "brilliant professionals" which is why you cannot openly provide feedback. So please send your comments to us via Facebook or send Direct Message on Twitter. Can we condemn Afghan Onion? Answer: Criticism in particularly is welcomed so we can fire our dismal staff and to encourage our authors to work harder or go home. Things we have to do to keep y'all entertained, whew! When does Afghan Onion post new story? Answer: Six days a week except Friday. We break stories strictly at 9:59 AM Kabul time.
