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Hello world Smooth Smoker is a brand a place where people can see w**d at its finest with me as the
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16/07/2024

burn all the sage you want. I’ll be back.

16/07/2024

Me:don’t get crazy af I give you this D
Her@followers

16/07/2024

My boy just looking for his lighter😂

15/07/2024

Me whenever I hear "it's 7 p.m. Friday, it's 95 degrees"

15/07/2024

I'II NVM you so quick I got zero patience for anything😂😂

14/07/2024

I know I’m not alone💀

14/07/2024

Why tho💀

13/07/2024

“I heard sum about you”…. Well hear it again idgaf 😂

13/07/2024

When God is sending you a message

13/07/2024

Stop saying your baby is 24 months just say 2💯

12/07/2024

Her: I’m gonna get my brothers
Me

12/07/2024

What’s his rapper name?

12/07/2024

House for rent! Just 5 minutes from the beach! 6 seconds if you trip so don’t fall! 😭🙏

11/07/2024

HOW TO KEEP A ALPHA MAN:

Watch the kids full time
Cook for the whole house
Only can have bi female friends
Get 2 jobs
Clean the house
Mow the lawn
No social media
No nail/hair appointments
Let your man have female friends over without you
👄5 times a day
Must have a car
Must let your man drive your car when needed
Must have good credit
Let your man use your credit card
Can’t be over 130lbs
Let your man sleep in
Massage your man’s 🦶🏿
Pay 100% of the bills
Don’t talk about your problems
Don’t talk during sports
Don’t talk from 5pm to 11am
No mamma/daddy drama
He doesn’t have to go to your family gatherings
Must go to your man’s family gatherings
Keep a preroll ready for your man at all times
Can only go to work or home
Must get your own tampons
ALWAYS get your man something from the store
Must check in with your man
No UTI’s
No make up
No fake hair
No eyebrows/eyelashes
Let your man go to the strip club
Must be on birth control
Your man can see other woman during menopause
Must have a hysterectomy
Must be ok with lasting 30 seconds
No date nights

10/07/2024

How you want a man to like you for you when you don’t like you for you ?

10/07/2024

Apologize like a Narcissist… Go 👀

10/07/2024

Savings: $9,300.00
Checking: $125.63
Me: "im Broke"
Only Some Will Understand..

09/07/2024

🗣️THEY APOLOGIZE WHEN U FIND OUT.. 😏BUT THEY wasn’t SORRY WHEN U Aint KNO 🤫

09/07/2024

Don’t get in my car being nosy. I still need my gas money💀

09/07/2024

Me hiding from the fact that I’m turning 30

09/07/2024

Y’all be havin Boyfriends & still be needin to borrow money🤔what he doin??😒

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